He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie

>He drinks a regular Coca Cola while watching a movie

Name me something better than a Coke Zero while enjoying a movie at the cinema.

Diet Coke or Water

Not this fucking shit thread again

>yfw Coke Zero is actually just Diet Coke advertised towards men

Also

>enjoying the taste of any diet soda
>putting aspartame into your body

Coke Zero tastes like it's been watered down and spat out of someone's mouth. Disgusting plebe.

boxed red wine is the true Sup Forums patrician selection

Coke Zero and a hot bucket of crab legs

wheat grass shots, dude!

Actually sounds good

that's literally how they make it

why do you think it has zero calories?

A tin of herring and some pale ale is always a great combo at the cinema

coke zero has no coffee.
fuck that shit.

>took my kids to the movies today
>they only serve Pepsi products
mfw

>his movie theater doesn't have a full bar
>laughingalcoholics.jpg

a regular coke.

Coke Zero is my favorite soda. Regular coke tastes very unappealing after only drinking 'oke 'ro for so long. Way too sugary to be enjoyable for me.

Purple drank

WE

Did your wife's son get a Mountain Dew?

is this shitposting or shiling?

>drinking soda

you fucking plebs, enjoy being fat

both

Mint Julep or White Russian

I like coke zero but I avoid buying any before watching a movie because that shit goes straight through me and I end up having to go to the bathroom midway through the movie.

crab juice

of course it goes straight through you, it has ZERO worth for your body, same as fast food or crisps or any other garbage drink or food.

whats the difference

Coke Lime, you Philistine.

crab legs

>not drinking a grape flavored coca cola from one of those godless new soda bominations

Pepsi Max

>name something better
Suicide

>Want to drink water
>A small bottle costs the same as a 1L soda

>Not enjoying a Coke Slushie while you watch your movie.

>water

Nice meme, you dumb cunt faggot.

WHERE IS THE ROOT BEER
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

And that's why you bring your own.

>get a small (64 oz)
>drink it
>have to pee very badly during the movie
>have to miss part of the movie
why do they do this

>Americunts unironically think water is a meme

>People don't eat Crab Legs while practicing falconry.
The only problem is when some idiot doesn't have their falcon under control and it starts swooping to get your crab legs and the cinema handler isn't prepared for this.

>not bringing a flask, weed vape and coke vial into the theater

fucking casuals

Is it true that in America the water is so bad that you're better off buying it bottled?

Coke zero is just Diet coke with different sweeteners

>buy large coke
>drink half way
>fill with Hennessy

This is how I enjoyed Ever After in the theatre.

>Bring my own water
>Cinema cop guns me down for carrying an assault liquid

>Ticket holder ask to search your gfs purse

Coke is good. I usually just get a water cup and fill it at the water fountain cuz I live in a desert so it's free. :^)

>when your theater has a drink machine that enables hundreds of different flavors
>pick diet coke

Coke Zero tastes fairly similar to real Coke. The taste difference is really minimal compared to the taste difference of for example Pepsi and Pepsi Max

I'll take "what is moderation" for $500 Alex

I drink 2L of diet a day.

What exactly is the joke here? What are these threads?

>Name me something better than a Coke Zero
Pepsi Light. You're welcome.

What a stupid thread

mexican detected

it's called diet pepsi

Vanilla Root Beer

>new

>there are people who unironically hit the water button

>try to bring my own water
>cinema sentry guns me down

Thats bad for you pham

>not knowing how to stash two packs of red licorice, a large bottled water, and a king size butterfinger on your person

the only thing you should ever buy at the concession stand is hot popcorn, you peasants

I don't let it touch my teeth, I guzzle it straight from the nozzle to my throat.

>order large kettle corn
>eat it before movie starts
>go to get my free refill
>"Oh hey, the box is ripped a bit, can I get a new box?"
>eat refill
>new box has a free refill coupon on it
>FUCK
>YEAH

literally was shitting popcorn for days

So you don't even taste it?

my tongue connects to my throat user, there are taste buds back there safely out of reach of my teeth

Fuck, really?

honestly I'm still paranoid about it touching my teeth, I'm thinking of just making a foot bath of diet coke and absorbing it through my skin

Root Beer you goddamn homosexual.

>not drinking superior ginger ale

I enjoy that as well but it's too carbonated(?) like i can only drink half of it before i'm burping and full and then it sits there and gets flat.

Coke zero tastes like absolute piss compared to regular coke, no amount of advertising lies will change that

I'd rather drink warm diet coke than coke zero

>yfw some autistic faggot at Coke hq gets paid to post this thread every day

>not drinking the French champagne

Lol, enjoy your cancer from the aspartame millenial doosh.

Tastes like Phenylketonuria

I don't get the point of diet coca cola or coca cola zero. It tastes like fucking shit. I'd rather have one coca cola once in a while than drinking this shit on a regular basis.

Only fat fucks drink this shit thinking it will make it up for all the shit they eat.

a liter of coke has 400 calories so for example if a bucket of popcorn has 400 calories (no idea how much they have, quick googling gave me 400 - 1200 calories so I picked the lower end) then its 400 + 400 calories for each trip you take to the movies if you get a coke and some popcorn. If you have a Coke Zero™® with your popcorn instead of a regular one then its only 400 calories.

Obviously the rational decision would be to have a club soda or water instead of any kind of soda diet or not, but americans can't be expected to behave rationally

>drinking any sort of cola
Shit fucks with my teeth too much

What about, you know, not just eat like a fucking pig? Do they think they'll starve in a couple of hours a movie lasts? It looks like everything is an occasion to stuff their fat faces.

Eating popcorn at the movies has been a tradition for a long time now, so people are used to it and associate eating popcorn with going to the movies and will buy popcorn when going to the movies without even thinking about it.

>Do they think they'll starve in a couple of hours a movie lasts?
Its not a hunger thing I think. Popcorn isn't really that filling.

I just prefer diet soda in general and I like to drink a lot of it. If I didn't drink diet then I would definitely be obese

Sardine Sandwiches and a Thermos of Earl Grey Tea

wtf is that gif

Vim! Captain's Blend is the best.

I generally drink only premium bubbly waters at the local kinémå. Each 200mL bottle costs $42 US but the fact that I am drinking such a fine specimen of carbon-enriched H2O before a whole slew of poorer individuals who cannot afford such a frivolity... well, it's like a powerful orgasm, let me say that.

how about you stop living in 3rd world countries then?

>enjoying
>cinema

Sure thing, Pajeet.

Pepsi Max > Coke Zero