So my older brother has brought his first girlfriend home, and we about to have dinner for the first time, any suggestions on what I say?
So my older brother has brought his first girlfriend home, and we about to have dinner for the first time...
'wow, first girlfriend since his horrible breakup. must be hard hearing about his old boyfriend'
Talk about how he used to show you his penis when you were younger
Anything to do with trump triggers women
Clearly tits or gtfo
soz m8, don't know her that well,
And that's a problem because?
checked, but it won't work, my brother isn't the kind of guy you would think is gay, and she is expecting something savage
I don't have nudes
if its any help my brother is 6'1 but really scrawny and really beta, with the shittiest body hair ever.
and she is an art student
How the fuck does body hair matter in this situation?
Just stare at her tits all the time. Never make eye contact.
Now that you have a girlfriend can you stop sneaking in my room at night to give me massages
Its easy to make fun of
also, nice trips
Bring her an offering of mtn. Dew and tendies
Ask if she's raised his body hair yet
Braided*
sneak a picture of her
titts or GTFO (insert brothers first girlfriends name here)
she's in my brother's bedroom with my brother right now, probably not gonna happen
problem is she may get the joke due to my brother hanging around on /r9k/ and Sup Forums a lot