So my older brother has brought his first girlfriend home, and we about to have dinner for the first time...

So my older brother has brought his first girlfriend home, and we about to have dinner for the first time, any suggestions on what I say?

'wow, first girlfriend since his horrible breakup. must be hard hearing about his old boyfriend'

Talk about how he used to show you his penis when you were younger

Anything to do with trump triggers women

Clearly tits or gtfo

soz m8, don't know her that well,

And that's a problem because?

checked, but it won't work, my brother isn't the kind of guy you would think is gay, and she is expecting something savage

I don't have nudes

if its any help my brother is 6'1 but really scrawny and really beta, with the shittiest body hair ever.
and she is an art student

How the fuck does body hair matter in this situation?

Just stare at her tits all the time. Never make eye contact.

Now that you have a girlfriend can you stop sneaking in my room at night to give me massages

Its easy to make fun of
also, nice trips

Bring her an offering of mtn. Dew and tendies

Ask if she's raised his body hair yet

Braided*

sneak a picture of her

titts or GTFO (insert brothers first girlfriends name here)

she's in my brother's bedroom with my brother right now, probably not gonna happen

problem is she may get the joke due to my brother hanging around on /r9k/ and Sup Forums a lot