Celebrity House Thread

Celebrity House Thread

does he live there alone

Boy did I pick the wrong career...

Is that like a guest house in the back between the grotto and the tennis court?

>not pictured
>the simulated underground vietcong tunnels complete with vietnam fucking shits for target practice

vietnam fucking shits

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imagine all the paparazzi that could easily take photos of him from those vantage points

how horrible, i wouldnt be able to relax

This

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i hate it when celeb houses have fucking oval pools not amenable to swimming laps

are they fucking idiots?

literally living in the Planet of the Apes

fucking munky

why the hell the house have a Tatooine farm on the roof?

lel, this.

>paps going through hills and shit just to get a chance to get a pic of mark wahlberg

nah son

they just take choppers and fly over celebs houses

John is way too obsessed with fucking planes, i'm sure he'll die in a plane crash.

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Blue milk son

with no survivors

For sure someone shit in the pool.

check'd and kek'd

Here I am in a 14m2 apartment... trying to earn min. wage..

christ

they're big guys

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>walls iz racist and stuff!!
>walls dont work!!
>houses surrounded by walls

even the pope

why are all celebs hypocrites?

pretty humble home tbqh

could buy something similar here for just 500k but it probably cost a few million for her

just imagine how many kilos of coke are stashed in some underground lair there.

this pic ain't as nice but you can see the pool

seem Leo has better taste in houses than he does in roles

tfw of below average iq
tfw not creative in anyway
tfw only basic education
tfw future is flipping burgers, jail or suicide.

theyve been this way for literally thousands of years

and the fucking retarded cunt plebs still get duped

WAKEY WAKEY WAGEKEK

He probably has a smuggling tunnel that comes directly from Tijuana/San Diego for his personal Sinaloa supply.

This looks like a factory

relax user

I make 150k+ a year and live in a 500 square foot apartment.

>California

>people will actually accept being wagecucks in a world where this exists

what the fuck is wrong with their brains?

Leo has never done drugs and need professional counseling in order to act intoxicated for his role on The Wolf of Wall Street

why don't you learn to be a carpenter or electrician or some shit

then you can live in small-town Texas or Midwest in a modest house with a big ass yard

what do you even do in a house like that

I spend like 90% of my time in one room. does he spend all day just walking across his house?

WHO /pool/ here?

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i love pools and swim erryday but this is just pure Quebec trash

Travlota obsesses over planes, that singing bitch is obsessed over water parks.

Looks like a shopping mall.

im stupid, im not joking. trouble with perception and geometry, trouble with language and expression, and math.

also I have only one leg and ruined spine so I cant do anything physical

My I-hate-the-planet pool-garden.

>sucess

>some people have it better than me
>might as well not even try in life

Those type of columns look tacky as shit on modern buildings

0/10 would not live in

this made me realize how annoying it must be to walk from the computer to the bathroom. he's probably so far away from bathrooms that he can't make it there and back during a commercial break

why doesnt they live on a sailboat

I you were a millionaire actor/actress what would your house have? If grill post feet and timestamp

Who not so big celeb home here?

>could literally get something just as big here for 400k

>this house is worth 7 million because it's in Malibu

Who needs a house as big as these? Imagine if all the celebrities just moved out and let the homeless people live there instead.

right? like are there multiple kitchens or does he have to walk half a mile every time he wants a snack?

For each other

>average libcuck: WALLS WON'T STOP ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS LOL
>a child: So your home doesn't have walls?
>average libcuck: Well... er um I...uh *cough*... you... umm.... YOU'RE A RACIST!!!

You sound mad jealous
I mean it's got a mini river and a beach. I'm not a pool guy but if I was this would be everything I would want

That's a pretty shitty playground for all those apes they have

some do

I knew a super rich guy when I was in high school and they had a second kitchen upstairs by the kids rooms and game room and stuff. it was stocked with root beer and snacks 24/7

Looks like all the fuckin rugrats live at the palace of justice.

>someone like this will unironically talk about environmental conservation at some horseshit charity or gala event

humans need to be fucking eradicated by an alien fleet

Imagine being the pool guy for this place everyday you come to work, there is a pool on the roof, theres a pool in the garage, fucking pools everywhere

Honestly I would just have condos in multiple places. like rome, paris, manhattan condos fuck houses

>no water slides

missed opportunity

did you have an accident or some shit? god damn son

If i was as rich as this celebrities i would buy 3 floors on a luxury apartment building in Manhattan and just live there.

One floor is comfy town, comfy as fuck, another floor recreation area with stuff to relax and unwind, and the last floor would be a place with huge windows to look at the skyline from every angle.

fuck big houses outside cities or in the forest those are shit.

I mean people that work at wagecuck bullshit for life and are 'fine' with it.

it's so they don't get uppity and they have to end up sending them back to their shitholes

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wtf do they do with all this room? people could literally be squatting there everyday and they wouldnt know

i feel like this angle is deceiving. look how small that car is.

>wake up ~5am
>walk to kitchen, turn on coffee maker
>start journey to front curb to fetch the newspaper
>hydrate yourself with water from one of the many fountains on the way
>get to curb, pick up paper
>venture back, resting under your many palm trees to shade yourself from the midday sun
>enter your lair and summon the rest of your strength to make it back to the kitchen where you enjoy a still moderately warm pot of coffee

pfffftt

all the cash must go to gay hush money

Baldwin did that, the paparazzis and the idiots asking for autographs wouldn't leave him alone and he ended up fucking off.

Ya, no one wants to live in your shit area so you get better pricing.

It's there

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do you think he has grills over for dinner and they wear skirts with no underwear at the table and playfully tease him while they eat?

this is now my new fetish

>people could literally be squatting there everyday and they wouldnt know

Apparently Matt Dillons little brother came and lived at his house in Malibu in the 90s for two weeks before Matt realized he was staying there.

>My house: nothing interesting inside
>The USA: the most prosperous economy in the entire world

Gee, I wonder why people might put extra effort into getting into the USA than some random house!

Fucking republicucks.

i pulled a sled 50miles in snow and lost my leg due to it

>That big yard
>all of those kids
>all of that money

"Just give us this playground from the Menards sales paper."

hey, what's the deal with big houses?

Clooney

>WALLS DON'T WORK LOLOLOL
>libcuck logic

And here George is obsessed with boats, i'm sure if some of these actors out about anime they'd probably end up filling their shit with figurines and crap, these people go over board with they're hobbies.

That is a nice looking swamp.

That grass near the bottom of the picture looks fucked up. Are they hiding something?

>ywn see Celine Dion in a sexy swimsuit winding down after a stressful week of touring by enjoying her own private waterslide

jdimsa

so you think anyone and everyone has a right to come here and reap the reward of something they had fuck all to do with?

what do you mean he fucked off to a house? or he fucked off and bought the floors?

dat mommy in the blue

Would that be the dillon thats in entourage?

He fucked off back to LA, probably a house.

those other boats are the neighbors. his one boat is nect to the house elevated

it's where George dumps the corpses after he's sucked all the youth out of them

Yep

Surprised how tasteful his house looks compared to how disgustingly rich this jew is.

Penn Jillette's house

>tips atheism

needs more boats

Best looking house in the thread

Most megamansions that celebs have look bloated and shit, like they wanted to build a palace but just weren't that rich to build something that could replicate an actual palace

>tfw using this thread as inspiration for making houses in the Sims