Hey, Sup Forums. Stories of weird supernatural-type shit happening. I'll go first.
>be me >be at a bar >be next to a girl who is steadily becoming more and more drunk >be confused why the bartender isn't cutting her off >be prepared to take advantage of her in about twenty minutes >sample some of the holy nectar myself but primary focus is grill >eventually she's nearly falling-down drunk >she is also drunkenly trying to make out with me >i offer to take her back to my place >she accepts, i prepare for the feces to be money >sufficient lack of foreplay, she's all over me >would be hot if she wasn't so drunk >get to bedroom, process of removal of clothing >something is wrong, can't put my finger on it >get to the underwear and >she >has >a >penis >she does not seem to realize that something is wrong >i'm legit freaking the fuck out because what the fuck kind of creature is a woman with a penis >she looks at me all hurt like why do you not accept me :sadface: >at this point i've concluded that this is some sort of demon >hightail it the fuck outta there, forgetting it's my house >slow walk around a few blocks >become more sober >go back in house, no evidence of monster grill remains >conclude it was a drunk hallucination >go to bed sufficiently fucked up
Jaxon Thompson
I legitimately do not believe someone can be this retarded.
Landon Roberts
Yeah, I'm a dumbass for just taking home some random girl? The fuck kind of logic is that?
Colton Smith
I... I.... What?
Ryder Sullivan
I once seen a giant flying orange orb in the sky. That's the weirdest thing I've seen. No idea wtf it was.
Brody Moore
Okay, inb4 it was the Sun. It was moving around and it was during night.
Asher Thompson
top fucking kek for a second there i thought you were making fun of OP
Landon Ross
I just worded it very fucking badly lol.
Austin Williams
i don't get it is there something i'm missing here
Gavin Russell
Among other things, you're missing that you're a colossal faggot.
Leo Wilson
ok, so nothing then. gg.
Grayson Kelly
>be me at friend's house >high af >go home early >feel tired so go to bed even tho it's 3pm >someone knocks on the door >It's a qt >she calls me by my name and says she missed me >i've no idea who this chick is >I try to not sound fucked up and politely ask her to refresh my memory >she gets mad and we argue at my doorstep >something happens I fall asleep >I wake up at my friend's house >wtf.jpg >ask him about what happened >says I left and came back with a girl >ask him who she was and where she went >'dunno user but you fucked her hard bitch was screaming' >still don't remember anything >she could be raising my kid at this point
Don't do drugs kids
Lincoln Mitchell
y not? sounds like you had a good time
Camden Thomas
I've no memory of it tho
Josiah Collins
but her uterus does kek
Connor Cooper
>Yeah, I'm a dumbass for just taking home some random girl? the fact that you thought it was about this specific thing, which is obviously the only normal thing you did in the greentext, clearly demonstrates that you are either trying to make somebody look stupid, or are stupid yourself...
Hunter Hernandez
ok, without the answer including the words 'faggot' or 'retard', is there actually something i'm missing?
Levi Martin
Can I use the words 'mind-bendingly idiotic'?
Ryan Gutierrez
your'e both underaged fucks that never smoked weed
Brandon Carter
and you're an idiotic faggot who thinks his thoughts have merit in the real world
Gabriel Hall
stfu fag boy weed will never make you forget people around you and everything you are doing, only kids think that