*record scratch*
*freeze frame*
Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this mess. Well,
*record scratch*
Adrian Howard
Jose Flores
kek
Isaac Jones
He really was just going to the beach though...
Jack Smith
Cleanest
Best Pleasure
Easton Morris
It all started when I learned how to make cookies.
Camden Bailey
WHAT?!?!?! No way!
Gabriel Johnson
yes yes, well done lurch, well done lurch
HOWEVER
Levi Williams
Wrong image, you douche.
Anthony Fisher
>his screen name is "genericwhitemale"
Is this guy Sup Forums personified?
Elijah Carter
this meme has sucked ever since it was coined like 6 months ago
It's pure reddit-era Sup Forums. Stale from its first incarnation. A pre-packaged meme that requires no thought or effort whatsoever to take part in.
Kevin Johnson
>generic white male
What did he mean by this?
Caleb Martin
I see you are new here. Welcome.
Ryan Hughes
*Record scratch*
*Freeze frame*
Yep that's me, you are probably wondering what the hell am I doing running for presidency
Lucas Lopez
He was ahead of his time when it came to online names.
You wouldn't believe how many people use names similar to that online.
Nathaniel Evans
My case in point.
What kind of newfaggot would think a post like this is worth authoring? This meme is indicative of the kind of low-quality posters who make up such a substantial percentage of Sup Forums these days.
Angel Anderson
I'm getting really tired of obvious newfags coming in and claiming that "lol old memes were better!" It's really obvious that you think everything should be like the greentext screenshots you read on r/Sup Forums.
All memes since the beginning of time have been low effort bullshit that can be copy pasted into any context. That is simply their nature. If you don't like them you're in the wrong place.
John Sanders
Your defending the lowest tier of shitposters.
Elijah Martinez
My beach...
Hudson Williams
I'm not defending anyone, I'm just telling it like it is.
Sup Forums has always consisted of low energy shitposters posting bullshit low energy memes and it always will. That's the point, really. You don't have to worry about looking like a retard because everyone is already the lowest of the low. I don't know why you would want to browse a site full of uppity faggots who worry about their image and try way too hard at everything and reject any opinion outside of the "accepted" one because it makes them look less hip.
Henry Sanchez
Spoken like someone who found Sup Forums after Chanology
Matthew King
Wow, did you hear that term on ED? Good job, retard.
Kevin Lewis
asdasd
Jason Hernandez
>Authoring a post
How does your own cum taste like?
David Green
It's evident to me that you're portraying your 2010+ experience with Sup Forums as being apparently definitively Sup Forums.
Jaxon Anderson
You are the lowest tire of shitposters, go cry because Sup Forums is no longer good
Noah Thomas
>hating on TCAP spinoff memes
You're a fucking tight ass
James Kelly
Well let me take you back to the beginning of this story.
Like most stories, this one started with a girl...
...not that girl
Evan Brown
poor Wendy
Adrian Rodriguez
Ayy
Adrian Lopez
LOL! +1
Adrian Cook
...
Zachary Adams
kinky_man_in_corona (1:37:15 PM): lol I taste mine all the time...kinda reminds me of uncooked pancake batter...not great but not terrible
Brandon Russell
...
Kevin Parker
Oh my god did he just start jacking it. LOL
Justin Moore
>He quickly comes up with a disguise...
Daniel Sullivan
hi buddy waz up?
Asher Gutierrez
there a jewtube link for this?
Dominic Peterson
Post more Michael Willusz memes
Grayson Barnes
Can anyone confirm that he got off Scott-free?
Blake Myers
"It all started when I got offered this cookie ..."
Grayson James
Hambubger is GOAT
Aiden Cooper
What was he even doing so bad that they had to censor his hand motion and mouth
Levi Peterson
these guys take this shit to a whole new Level
Ian Lewis
Who was in the wrong here?
Blake Smith
he was making a jerk off motion while fully clothed and poking his tongue out
This is too lewd for American TV
Adam Diaz
Can I get this show on Blu-ray?
David Lee
That fucking decoy man I would fucking slam her in my basement and keep her there against my will using her for my sexual and powerful gratification.
Caleb Peterson
>meme that requires no thought or effort whatsoever to take part in.
But that's what a meme is you fucking idiot. Endless regurgitation.
Ryan Long
>implying anybody here is from pre-GG
>implying it matters if somebody has less than 6 yrs experience on an ironic shitposting site
Levi Williams
I've seen this episode a million times and I've only now started to wonder - what's going on with genericwhitemale's cock?
Cameron Scott
...
Cooper Lewis
This cop absolutely destroy him and I love it. Notice how he changes attitude after 20 mins in. Also props to Dustin playing the only child and a retard card sob story 1 minute into the interview. Dustin played like a fiddle.
Angel Smith
google the filename
Kevin Richardson
Kek
Brayden Barnes
Seek professional help
Parker White
the decoy was hot as fuck in that one
Elijah Lee
Well, I was trying to go to the beach
>fin
Gavin Mitchell
Fuck off, Kidde fondler.
Alexander Garcia
You're walking around with an undiagnosed case of psychosis. Go see a shrink
Ryan Mitchell
"Decoy" looks about 20, WTF?
Tyler Watson
Look at this. We could have baked a new batch of cookies in this shithole but you chose the authorities over us. I exist only to go to the beach. That is the sole purpose for which I came here. And every action I take no matter how clumsy or how odd is for the greater good of my trip to the beach. And now...I have no trip.
My beach...that...is what you...HAVE TAKEN...FROM MEEE!!
Ryan Torres
the son
Matthew Wilson
*unsheathes katana*
Jack Richardson
>puts on sunscreen
>deflects all blows
Christopher Hall
*snaps neck*
Asher Collins
back the fuck off???
Leo Rodriguez
If you love these cookies so much...YOU CAN MOURN FOR THEM.
Grayson Gray
DON'T DO THIS
Brody Ortiz
top kek
Jose Bell
...
Mason Diaz
Is it that easy to seduce girls with a bag of m&ms?
Chase Williams
he reminds me of dr. suess characters
Julian Sanchez
best thread on Sup Forums
Nathaniel Peterson
Dee(coy) Reynolds
Luis Baker
Can you give me a ride back home Mista Hansen?
Aaron Fisher
Didn't he die?
Hunter Sullivan
What movie is that actually from?
Kayden Roberts
What the fuck is this website? It creeps me out.
Henry Cruz
>I was just getting something to eat!
Isaac Russell
Isaac Green
Robot Chicken Star Wars does it
I'm pretty sure it was pioneered in the 90s , back when movies were allowed to be fun
Jeremiah Carter
The majority of content IS the lowest tier of shitposts, you rose glasses wearing newfag.
The only reason you think otherwise is because 99% of content gets forgotten about a few months after posting, leaving only the most memorable, for better or worse
Dominic Sanders
he looks like someone, but I can't quit put my finger on it.
Daniel Young
Mike Stoklasa
Gabriel Cruz
kek he does
Benjamin Hernandez
>keep her there against my will
Henry Martinez
>No, not that girl... that's my daughter
>Though I totally would, amirite?
>anyway...
Parker Smith
I think you're lost. You took a wrong turn somewhere back at reddit.
Owen Green
What did he do again? I'm not from US
Landon White
He ate a cookie and got away with it.
Alexander Cruz
He got lost on his way to the beach.
Joseph Richardson
that is legit sad
he knew it was probably a trap, he was lonely and desperate enough to try anyway
F
Colton Murphy
Aww poor kiddie diddler.
Aiden Murphy
Yup, incarcerated awaiting trial.
RiP Hambubger, hopefully he can telegraph his intentions and go through with them in the afterlife.
Brayden Lee
hate the sin the sinner
Elijah Miller
they look about the same age lol
Joseph Gonzalez
Yes yes, well done OP. HOWEVER
Dominic Sanders
the decoys aren't actually underage
Austin Jenkins
EVERYBODY DANCE NOW