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>be me
>horny 15 year old teenager
>desperately wants to have sex cuz why not
>introvert, anti-social and kinda ugly so no girl fucking
>feelsbadman.jpeg
>one day I get bored and start looking for booze in the house
>father used to hide it cuz I think he knew I would drink if I found out
>hesright.png
>go to mothers' room
>start looking
>find lube
>know what it is but never saw it or tried it
>REALLY want to try it on something
>no girl, no boy, no animal
>only one thing
>the leather couch
>its old and we barely use it, its perfect
>lube a fissure or whatever you call it
>the part where u sit and lay your back unite
>put my dick in it and start fucking it
>actually feels good, the leather strokes my cock but the lube lets me have enough moisture to fuck it
>start moaning
>eventually cum buckets in a matter of minutes
>this is where it all started

cont?

Bump

Post more op

Another bump on me

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>inb4 tumblr

I got this gif from google image search

Plsease, mister. Fill up my plate, make me full again.

Ok op I gave you five bumps you can cont. now

Maor

Are you related to tile fucker OP?

I was thinking the same thing

>tfw you brought in 3 new posters to the thread

C'mon OP don't let this die fucking continue

>eventually start fucking the couch daily
>i kiss it and start ''liking'' it
>I never failed to cum while fucking it
>months pass
>friend invites me to his house for some school project
>he is rich af has a big ass house
>i go
>open the door
>see this huge, new and soft couch
>instantly get hard
>lets call my friend john
>''hey john, nice couch you have here, man''
>he says ''yea, some stupid ass couch my mother bought, crazy expensive, some premium leather or something, lets just go dude, we can play games after we get done with the work''
>this motherfucker is trash talking this perfect and pure couch
>get kinda mad but dont want to sound autistic
>we get the work done and play some games in his ps2
>i want to go to the bathroom
>''hey john i will go to the bathroom. we are alone right?''
> he says ''second door on the right and yea my parents are working, hurry up cuz this level is dope''
>ok who cares
>go downstairs see the couch
>REALLY WANT TO FUCK IT SO BAD
>i put my hand on the fissure
>itssofuckingtight.jpeg
>jesus
>i really shouldn't
>spit on my hand, like, a lot
>put my hand in dick
>dick is moist
>spit on the sofa, feel so dirty
>put my dick in it, almost cum
>so fucking tight
>my first virgin couch
>struggle not to moan
>fuck it so hard I thought I was going to rip it or something
>friend is getting impatient
>I hear a car coming and people talking
>im in trouble

Nice he's back

Beautiful need more kek

>get kinda mad (because someone is talking bad about his couc) but dont want to sound autistic
obviously

This

OP you beautiful human, keep going and never stop.

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You should have pre-write it couch fucker you dirty and sadistic leatherdick

I just want to be in the screencap of the couch fucker. Happy 2017 everyone

This

i second this

Ikr

No u fag

Go on...

wtf

>i get scared shitless
>was really close to cumming but dont want to get caught
>stop fucking it and in a split second get my pants on
>its his mother
>''oh hey user, how are you? sorry for disturbing you guys, I just came home to get something for work I forgot''
>while she was talking I actually cum in my pants because I was very horny
>try my best to hide it
>go to the bathroom very quickly and clean my boxers with toilet paper
>I go to my friends room
>can only think about the couch
>when its time for me to go
>i look at it, i know it knows what we did
>get another boner, but sad this time
>go home
>fucking pissed
>want to fuck badly
>go to my couch
>dont even use lube cuz I dont care anymore
>start fucking it, its hurting so bad
>I cant stop
>rage fuck it until I cum
>im crying
>still thinking about friends couch
>dick is slightly bleeding
>fuck this old couch, fuck everything
>i want new leather, i want my friends couch
>first time im in love

sorry for not pre-typing. im actually gonna kill myself tonight. its almost over. dont leave

What am I looking at here?

Meant for

push your face into a couch until you suffocate to tie everything up nicely

>get another boner, but sad this time
Toppest of keks

Do it fggt

>dont even use lube cuz I dont care anymore
Kek
>first time I'm in love
I died
M penis is hard

My son just being silly

don't kill yourself, the couch will be sad

>sad boner
Top lel

Kys

This thread...

Bump

such a beautiful and tragic love story

No one is leaving couch-lover, we are here and we will hear what you have to say while you stay with us. Go ahead, please.

Ok

Don't kys m8

include me or you will pay

I'm screencaping this
just letting you know

Imgur this shit

This spooder man seems apropriate

Bless your soul

when its over post screencap, then include this reply and the screencap in the screencap

Screencap me too I wanna be on leddit

For u Reddit

Get me in this oh holy one

still a better love story than twilight

>gonna kill myself
You better stream it, couch fucker.

bump

>eventually I make a plan
>i become john's best friend so I can be with my lover
>we start hanging more and he starts inviting me more to his house
>we are always alone and I always ask to got to the ''bathroom''
>eventually manage to fuck his couch
>best thing I ever did
>I never had sex with a human but it can't be better than this
>i literally fucked that couch hundreds of times through the years
>only god knows how the cum that's beneath it
>the proof of our love
>now I actually make out with it
>we kiss and I hug it
>I know it likes it cuz I can feel it
>sometimes when I fuck it I think
>''you're not tight as u used to, silly''
>never been so happy in my life
>until one day some fucking nigger came to the house to fix some shit
>I was fucking the couch
>I was so hard I became deaf or some shit
>he seems me
>I panic, put my pants up and run away
>its 8 months now
>I haven't left my room
>I disabled all my social media
>I can't handle anymore
>cant be with my lover
>no one understands
>even my parents know, but they dont say anything
>they are too embarrassed
>their son is the ''couch fucker'' in town
>I have the pills but I dont have my lover
>people think im retarded, maybe I am
>but I loved man, i fucking loved
>im tired of everything
>I just can't look to couches the same way anymore
>it was the one
>please treat your couches well, brothers

its all for me. goodbye

Ccecc

Thank you

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Tile guy and now Couch guy.

>Do you have pictures of couches saved on your computer to view?
>Sorted by leather type or look if you do have folders?
I really want to know OP

>le still a better lovestory than twilight xDDD meme

Back to 9gag

>this motherfucker is trash talking this perfect and pure couch
top kek

goodbye couchbro

Shit-tier fake green text to make all the other underage normie newfags go "KEK put me in the screencap you son of a bitch! xD"

oh god i never even thought about the cum puddles that are just festering underneath the cushions

I wanted more, so disjointedness it's over.

It's over! >.

Include xxxTentacion in the screencap

Did your first crush get angry at you for fucking another couch?

You can make anything sound ridiculous like that nigger

>HUEHUE back to le 9fag xDddD praise kek lmayo!

fuck.

gtfo nigger

>their son is the ''couch fucker'' in town
>I have the pills but I dont have my lover
>people think im retarded, maybe I am
>but I loved man, i fucking loved
Thanks for this, you can die now Sup Forumsro
KEK

screencaper here. any message you wanna send OP?

You can pull through my dear couch baby maker.
Rescue your loved one from the cursed house she resides, take her and live with her in the woods, travel and see the world with her, just don't let it end in such a tragic way. You are one amazing person, love as you must.

Ebin

This is a valid question, OP.
Please answer before starting your suicide stream.

Add me on the screencap or your mother dies in her sleep.

Top lel

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OP this

include this in the screen cap

The twilight thing literally is a 9gag tier meme tho

End your own life

OP here I will answer questions cuz you guys stayed.

no my first cruch didn't get angry, it knew it was a side-couch. it was old and used, I needed something better

believe if u want, i dont care. just wanted to share this, i have nothing to lose

>my first virgin couch

Please answer OP

I used a bad meme and I should kill myself? pathetic

give us the nudes op

OP you the man.
Do you look at couch catalogs instead of porn?
What is your favorite couch picture?

But you should

yes I have many pictures. I have a intimate folder. 500GB worth of fap material.

sorted by leather type, color, texture and hotness

What kind of neighborhood did you live in? I bet the people who called you "couch fucker" allow slugs to crawl over their dicks and clits

>literal-loveseat.webm

OP can you provide some sort of proof that your story is real? maybe a pic of your couch or something

OP are you a hikikomori at the moment?
Can you share any proof?
A well documented picture of your fap material is ok

I look at couch from the internet like in google. i can't remember the last time I watched human porn, no joke.

i have a pic of my couch but I'm not a cuck. I wont share it, the same way u wont share pics of your gf

a what?
only proof I have are the pictures

10/10 thread

don't worry user I will
just for you