I was out with a few friends tonight and saw my ex briefly. Get home, eat some food and receive this...

I was out with a few friends tonight and saw my ex briefly. Get home, eat some food and receive this. I'm not interested, so...

>Dubs decide what I say

Yeah, gonna get into bed. You fancy joining me?

Thanks your friend gave me a ride. She's making us smoothies know. How long have you been pregnant?

Rolling for this

Why don't you ask your mom?

Please come back... I'm begging you [insert ex name here]... I didn't mean it... I STILL LOVE YOU!!! [crying emoji]

I'm crushed. I just found out my grandfather died in his sleep a few hours ago. How did you know?

kek

rolleringo for this

winrar

WINRAR

Fuck my bum mummy

Well, OP needs to post proof now.

"Yeah definitely. You looked good tonight, send me a picture?"

Waiting for a reply, will post

I'm not rolling here.... But she looks fuckable. We can get nudes here bros

Good job OP, now we wait

I'm outside your house with duct tape.

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i'm pretty horny right now, could you refresh my memory with some nice pictures of you?

>tfw she actually replied

Create an aversion

"Lol what are you wearing right now?"

I had a nice time tonight. Wish we could have spent more time one on one

lmao what, she wants your cheerio m8y

quickly

> Sorry, wrong chat. Yep, and you?

Let me pork that ass, it's been awhile since I've stuffed a pig, are you down to fuck?

Dis

Sharpie in the pooper

I think I might like you still

winrar

I was actually having a hot wank sesh until i received that message. I went from Dwayne the rock hard Johnson to limper then a piece of cooked spaghetti.

You should asked your dad, as well. They're all involved.

Rol

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NORD trattoria

I still like little boys

Last try

I'm implying that I'm having sexual intercourse with your mother, dipshit

I had sex with your mother

reroll.

You say nothing at all.
If you aren't interested, take the higher ground.

roll

What u wearin

I hate blacks

just kidding,,, you looked hot tonight.. will you send me a pic to remind me of what i am missing ?

My dubs has spoken.

I'm nervous talking to you. I really want to do it again ;)

Just joking. U should come over ;)

come over bby

Remember when i used to drug you before going to bed so i could do anything i want haha of course you dont

White knight faggot detected

I wish you had a penis

You still want to fuck a dog? I will record it with a sharpie in my pooper

Faggot

WINRAR

Reroll

We gonna fuck or what?

this is the most autistic shit ive read today

Show me dem tig ole bitties

Roll

Roll

Post shoe on head

I still want to fuck you in your armpit

No, you don't it.
She is texting because she think she can just do that shit.

She's not in control, fuck her.
HE is in control.

If he isn't interested, ignore the bitch.
If he wanted to fuck her, it'd be entirely different.

This

he's a cuck so reroll

"fuck off sloot"

Did I get these herpes from you?

Rolll

I have confidence in you OP, don't fuck it up

>I didn't seem that dunk
Strange.
>That quick reply

WIN

This

what a waste

Also, you must post the image as well

>No, you don't it
?

Come over?

I want to fuck you so badly please just come over

You must say this

Well.... Dubs IS dubs

no interested unless you wanna be my slam piece

We should have got married

So how's your little sis?

well said... Dubs...

i will rape you if you pay me

If you bring two gold coins daddy house, you get one gold coin

Send nudes?

Roll

Fuck you stalin

Since we broke up I've gotten really good at sucking my own dick. Wanna come over and watch?

...

Sorry, drunk.
You don't "get" it.

66 dubs dubs

I just came buckets to your photo still in my phone

Roll

this

You heard what I said, you freak.

YESSS