Tl:dr how to make small talk with hot chicks at the gym

tl:dr how to make small talk with hot chicks at the gym

so tonight at the gym, i was feeling adventurous and decided to speak to this short middle eastern chick. She had a fat ass, a thin waste, and okay tits...mustve been like 5'2" at most (i stand 6'5"). I take it slow, right? making small comments to her here and there, she answers back, talks a little to me, etc. She then moves over to the bikes and cardio shit, and i slowly move over there too. Not to make it obvious, i step onto the elliptical, not next to her, but the one after that. I try to make small conversation, it ends kind of dry, with her taking off after 15 minutes. As she is walking away, i kind of jump up and say, will i see you again? will you be here tomorow? and she said maybe, half heartedly.

i acted like a total beta faggot near the end and thats what pisses me off the most.

I usually dont have a hard time with this, but small talk was really difficult, i couldnt think of anything to say. The next time me and her are in the same place at the same time, do you guys have any suggestions on how to make small talk?

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Don't. They're there for themselves, not you. They probably want to be left be

I wouldn't really try small talk at the gym. unless it was real obvious that they were open to chat, they're there to work out. also creeping towards her on machines is a no go.

Next time just ask her if she swallows or not.Thats always a good way to start a conversation

Do you like the Beano? I often read it. I find the humour exactly to my liking. It's slapstick, without taking itself too seriously. It's witty, without being smarmy.

The Beano really is the only magazine worth reading. Do you like Desperate Dan? Really, my love for the Beano started when I was a boy. I grew up on a farm you see, didn't have much else to do. Oh, but the pranks! The pranks we used to play on Uncle Bill. Mainly with free toys from the Beano. I love the Beano.

damn. I dont mean small talk like stop her and interupt with "hey how was your day?" and just not do shit, i mean like, as we're side by side working out. I'm trying to be a little bit more communicative while trying not to bother her routine.

Yeah it's hard to make small talk at the gym, I probably wouldn't unless you want to look creepy as fuck.

hey sweet dude

Do you like the Beano?

you guys are making me feel insecure as shit, and now im worried that i came off as a crepe. I guess i'll back off, but say hit to her while doing my own thing. Maybe give it some time before i talk to her more?

i dont know what beano is, so no.

Take pics of her so we can decide what your next move should be.

You should definitely google it, friend.

do you go to the gym, dude?

I have a private gym in which I work out. I have a Beano audiotape playing while I do.

You had the confidence to go talk to her, which is good, you just fucked up by following her. You don't want to be the creepy person she tells her friends about or the reason why she doesn't go back to the gym.

she wasn't interested, user. you were bothering her

thats true.

So i did a little research, and you guys are right. People come to the gymt o fuckign work out, not to make it tinder in real life and talk to each other. The next time i see her, i'll go up to her and apologize about sdistracting her, tell her i hope she has a good work out, and then take off. Not in a dismissive way, but just in a respectful way to show her i didnt mean to act like a complete idiot.

I want to keep it short and sweet. After that, after shes aware of me, ima just breifly say hi, and move about my own business. maybe the third or fourth time, i'll try to break the ice.

Just kind off facepalming, you hit the nail on the head dude im glad i said something and thats important, but the end was mediocre as fuck.

Idk i guess i jumped the gun a little.

the only thing i can hope for is that i didnt ruin the fuck out of it. I dont think i did, but i did make it slightly awkward. The gym was fucking deserted today for some reason

this

lol, apologize? that is even creepier
just act like it never happened

This b8 has potential

should i just pretend it didnt happen and just move on, yeah? Dont overthink it?

i have a thing for non white girls btw

if you're trolling you did a good job, you got us

if not trolling, hell yes you should just move on. if she had been interested, she would have reciprocated interest - she didn't

also
>following her
>then apologizing to her the next day
lol

i used to be a weird guy too, you know what my solution is? give up on the dating game, its for faggots
being alone sucks really hard, but at least i don't have to go through mental gymnastics everywhere i go

Hey just learn from your mistakes, everyone makes them.

Ask her for a spot?

Thing is, she was there to workout and didn't want some beta faggot trying to hit on her. Gym isn't the place to do that.

You do sound like a thin pancake you fuck

You came off as a crepe?