Be me

>be me
>10 years old
>2007
>lives in australia
>no internet
>sperg
>strict christian parents that never let me go outside
>has no friends and watches tv childrens cartoons all day (ABC)
>about to watch an episode of sesame street
>sesame street doesnt show up
>a show called "Raymond" shows up
>watches the opening
>see this girl
>PREMATUREBONER.jpeg
>continues watching the episode
>the main character has a crush on the girl
>slowly start to hate the main character
>episode ends (each episode last for like 6 minutes)

Pic related. It's the girl.

Try to find the fucking TV Show without reverse-searching the pic related.

It's really fucking hard. Took me an hour to find at least one image of this girl.

Other urls found in this thread:

imgur.com/a/7nPSE
twitter.com/AnonBabble

cont.

>go to school next day
>new student
>legit fucking looks exactly like the girl in the tv kids show
>waits desperately to talk to her at recess
>we talk
>she likes mario
>shes also pretty quiet
>we eventually hang out often after that
>our parents are best friends
>goes home and builds a shrine for the tv show girl
>perfect.png
>next year
>2008
>new kid comes to the school
>looks exactly like the main character of the tv show (who has the crush on the tv show girl)
>it's fucking on

Pic related. It's the main character of the kids tv show who has the crush on the girl.

cont.

>the new kid starts hanging out with the girl
>autisticjealousy.jpeg
>asks if i want to join in
>joins in
>studies the new kid
>befriends him
>"Excellent..."
>fast forward a month later
>our school sets up emails for us students and teaches us how to use it
>the squad (the new boy, girl and me) share eachothers emails
>we send emails to eachother often
>suddenly the new kid confesses to me that he likes the girl a lot
>NOTHAVINGTHISSHIT.webm
>our emails have a username and a password
>the teacher set it so that everybody's usersnames ARE their passwords
>"hack" into the new kid's email
>sends mean messages to the girl and frame the new kid
>"you are a poop fat"
>perfect

cont.

>everybody sends mean emails to the new kid since they thought he sent the emails
>next day
>group of twelve year olds start ganging up on the kid
>watch
>sips fruit juice
>i walk to him
>"What happened?"
>he tried to confess to the girl an hour after i framed him
>rejected as fuck
>fast forward a week later and I'm still emailing the girl
>she confesses
>fuckyeah.jpeg
>the kid still gets bullied
>he checks on his emails sent
>realizes that the emails have the same type of vocabulary and grammar as my emails
>"hacks" my account and sees that she confessed to me
>starts doing the same shit i did to him

i like where this is going

I've still been watching the TV show and there was an episode where she kissed the main character which made me pissed, anyways

>next day first thing I do is talk to the IT teacher
>tell him that he hacked my account and has been sending mean emails to everyone
>he fucking believed it
>tells the principal
>asks us to visit the office
>i explain my side of the story
>say that he was sending offensive and mean emails to everyone with proof
>also say that he was getting bullied too much so he started doing it from my email
>HE FUCKING BELIEVES IT
>before the other kid decides to come up with a counter argument he just bursts out crying
>he cant speak
>principal is furious with him and gives him a long ass afterschool detention
>principal sends us both out
>i didnt get caught
>he looks at me
>mfw

OP will steal your 5th grade school crush.

>next day he comes up to me at recess
>starts apologising for the shit he did to my email
>i tell him that if he ever lays a fucking finger on that girl he's fucked
>he pisses his pants
>next day he moved schools
>after that our school decides to delete all of our emails because reasons
>one week later the tv shows final episode aires
>disappointed
>two weeks later i break up with the girl
>mfw

bump tell more

>two weeks later i break up with the girl
KEK

>i break up with the girl

...

>>two weeks later i break up with the girl

MFW

OPS LIFE IS A FUCKING MULTIVERSE OF A CHILDRENS TV SHOW OH MY FUCKING GOD

That cartoon reminds me of.................

god help OP if he fancied someone out of southpark nigga be killing.

>two weeks later I break up with the girl

This is the best thread I've ever seen

Nigga got no idea how many times ive nutted to south park chicks.

Sure is samefag in here.

OP is fucked

Somebody screen cap this, I just woke up my whole family from laughing

OP here, Got you bro.
imgur.com/a/7nPSE

No pls.........

>Two weeks later i break up whit the girl