What would you say or do if she walked up to you and said Hi???

What would you say or do if she walked up to you and said Hi???

"oh-keh"

Hi back. I'm not a teenage sperglord.

Say "Hey, what's up?" like a normal fucking person.

Then probably get her number.

I'm glad i'm only schizophrenic and not autistic.

Id probably go for "Hello"

Welcome to Culver's, what you you like to order?

I have a girlfriend

Sure you do

I do, she's got hair and teeth and everything

post a pic

Put down a beverage napkin and ask what I could get her to drink.

Oh hi, could I interest you in a larger pair of pants, as it appears you may be having some restriction of moment going on there?

>"She"

Good one bro.

if op girl came said hello me, wuold take off to pants and give her a nice very good spoogle

Fucking what

Trap

fuck off with your gay shit u kidfags

...

There

No Trap

>give her a nice very good spoogle

u fukkin wot

It's a trap

Jesus Christ

I can smell the curry from here.

god save us

>spoogle

I stop what am currently doing give her 100% of my attention and say "hello" and give a small smile to her.

Knowing that she is mostly just going to ask me for directions I will help her and get back to my life.

Girls only talk to me if they are lost or need something.
Am a walking freak but I operate within the rules of common politeness out in the real world.

When lost, girls talk to the lost.