Any of you faggots been in jail/prison? Let's hear some prison stories. What/how long were you in for...

Any of you faggots been in jail/prison? Let's hear some prison stories. What/how long were you in for? What's it feel like to get raped? What's feel like to squad and cough in front of a guard?

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Been in jail once. Was on work release for 20 days becuse I didn't go up anger mgmt. was able to be out for work 12 hrs a day 6 days a week. Had a job that would vouch for me. Never got searched, never had my car serched. Went home and showered everyday after work. Smoked a lot of pot. Got out 3 days earlier than expected

Did 8 months in prison when I was 16/17. Its pretty much highschool. For the most part, everyone just wants to do their time and get the fuck out.

You got raped in the ass on the daily
Didn't you
Faggot

Yeah highschool
Full of faggotry
Did you take that buttfuck 101 course?

this makes no sense to me. how's this jail time? wtf is 12 hrs a day and then shower?

I mean I'm not a faggot so I never went.
But hey if you like getting plowed up the ass why not

I was in juvenile detention from 16 to when I aged out into penetentiary at 18, and spent three years in a minimum security state prison. Was never raped, or attacked, but I'm a go along to get along sort of person

Go along to get along
Go along and suck the oats from the tip of a cock to get along with the ass sex black rapists. That fucked you on the daily.
AMIRITE FAGGOT

Um no... Because first off, prison isn't co-ed, so... There were no dicks...

tits?
what were you in for again?

Aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I broke a girl's knee with an aluminium bat

>I broke a girl's knee with an aluminium bat
1. Why?
2. Are you black?

1. She bullied my younger sister into attempting suicide
2. No

>1.
fuck, did she do it, i mean your sister?
Did the bully get any punishment?

1.tits
2.GTFO

My sister is fine now

I broke her knee... Because nobody was doing shit to stop her

Your FAGGOT as fuck don't lie

how old were/are you?

1.tits
2.timestamp

1. See 2. Nothx

your sister deserves to die

I was 15 when I did it, the girl I assaulted was 16, my sister was 13

1. See 2. Nothx

Then GTFO

I like how you did that for your sister.
When I was young I beat my little sister with a phonebook just for fun. When mom and dad leave she would go run and hide and cry. I find her and beat her. This other time I cut off a little part of her lip with scissors. This other time I set her on fire.
I would tell her it wasn't me doing that it was this Chris guy that would take over. She was pretty fucked up after a couple years. Killed herself. No more fun

NoU

Well done but I would have crippled her for life if she did that to my sister. Then I'd go for her parents.

so you think yous a hard nigga for assaulting a girl?

Well... I've seen her since ce I got out, she uses a cane, so...

No, I never claimed to be one of you people

I did some easy time in Alcatraz back in the late 50's but then went of a killing spree for a while and sent letter to some dipshits who worked at the newspaper so that if I got caught I could plead insanity. Wish I could take credit for those since I'd be famous except then I'd go to jail and not be able to profit.

>Well... I've seen her since ce I got out, she uses a cane, so...

Good.

y-you too

yous being rasict jew?

Neither actually

>she uses a cane,
well done

Is da bitch ass ho nigga serious tho ? Mah laquisha dis nuthin wrong. Sge was walkin fom cgurcj to medicine to get me heart pills, racists capped her knee !

I've also tortured and kill a fair share of small animals. Not cats or dogs I like them. Raped a little girl while babysitting. Molested my friends little sister... With her brother. I should be in prison. Felt up my cousins ass when sleeping. That's it. It's all out now. I feel better.

She a racist ass head ass nigga ass muhfugging jew ass nigga ass muhfugger

>never claimed to be one of you people
>not racist
niqqa imma bus a bap in yo ass
yea niqqa like i was just bhilling and he bapped her knee

tf tho whyt pieple are crayze like tf you bapping her nee fo ? Fugin racist mofos. Good post tbh fam 100/100

Do you even English?

lyke srsly kil all whytes #blklivesmatter

do u evin newfeg

IS THIS HO NIGGA SERIOUS ?! YOU BE PUTTING US DOWN YOY RACIZ LEIK TF NIGGA YOU IS DA FUCKING PROBLEM NIGGH. Muhfugging slavery torture 50 yrs ago muhfugging school denying me for me ising black nuhfugging smdh mfgugu smd ho bitch niggs raise welfare how we be buying golden jurry witou muhfugging 4000dolla a month nigga

Tru af tho them cops be killing us we hav to fight back mayne

What were your parents like? Did they mistreat you, or did a relative? How do you feel about them now?

Could you show us your chest pillows ?

it's called work release. idk the exact circumstances but sometimes they'll let you out of jail during the day so you can work, so you don't lose your job. then you report back in and they lock you up for the night. used to work with a guy who had that.

Samefag

Stop trying to live out your prison rape fantasy vicariously through anons on Sup Forums you coon spoon.

No I was treated really good. My family hated my little sister. She would always misbehave and be rude to everyone. No one liked her. I miss pinching her.

Things that never happened for 800, Alex.

Da fuck do you know nigger faggot
Niggers and black lives matter is dumb as fuck, the more you get angry and fight cops. The more your going to get shot. Didn't Malcolm or w.e that niggers name is teach you niggers anything

It's the attitude nigger

Pinching her in the private parts ?

STFU whytie you muhfuggers be killing 100% of blacks yous a stupid cracka racist !

whos alex

I wish I could kill 100% of blacks. Worthless fucking apes. Sadly I've only killed one, by making it kill himself. Not even other blacks cared and they watched me do it. LOL

I ask this because people who do the stuff you do had abusive or emotionally controlling parents or relatives. You may have some repressed memories if it was really bad (I know it sounds weird but it will feel like something you just forgot about). Anyway start reading up on this stuff and try to identify with what you read. You will learn a lot about yourself and why you've done this, humans are predictable. That or you're lying.

Been arrested twice and been in jail once. No raping though. I was only in 6-7 months but I think if your in there for a while Rapings can happen

See now nigger, that's how a nigger gets shot.
I mean sheeeeit, we all know them niggers who got shot was just reaching to pull up Dem saggy pants so they could run away. But we all says dat nigger there has a gun. And shoot em in dah face. Niggers gonna nigger.
Ps. Ever notice how niggers walk like chickens n shit? They move so funny? That's because the first 9 months of theys life they had to Dodge a clotheshanger. Now nigger bullets are faster tho, you gonn have to come up wit' sumtin else

Fuck that. She deserved it
I was always a good boy and my family loved me

Alex Tribecca, host of TV game show Jeopardy? Idiot retard fucking dumbass.

Went to county for a week for drunk driving. It was pretty fun. Said a bunch of racist shit because the jail was in the KKK area so I was moved to a segregated dorm with no niggers. The guys in there were bros. On my last few days we made one of the new guys think we were gonna rape him in his sleep and he was legit afraid. We had a lot of laughs. I hope those guys in Tricounty Correctional Facility get out soon. Except for the filthy niggers.

Faggot fucking cocksucker he is
Like he's never seen jeopardy
Faggot

z-zodiac killer..?

If you remove the niggers, jails not so bad??

No faggot stfu
STFU
GTFO
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>LOL

Nigga even we is not that le maymay cringey you muhfufging wite

BOII, you look like a muhfugging bunny we is fucking all the whyt womenz because yo small ass dick can't do shit. Mofo

Where do you live niggas ?

Ive never been to prison but ive done about 10 months in county jail , total. 7 months in one stint and then a few 1 month things.

> What's it feel like to get raped?
I wouldnt know. As rape rarely hapoens especially in county and even in prison I heard there is none unless its personal shit . Theres enough fags in there wanting it to not have to be worried. However the majority of the fags in prison/jail are black.

>What's feel like to squad and cough in front of a guard?
Kinda awkward but you dont really care and they dont really like it and try to not look or sometimes they dont even look.

One guy however was a creepy little guy thatd turn a flashlight on your asshole and really check you out

I wqs tryinf to thibk of a good story.
Here is one of the better ones I guess...hopefully someone can give me a (You)
> Be doing time in a misdemanor jail cell
> big room with bunks connected to another day room with tables and a tv
> about 24 people in there
> lunch comes
> they just toss a bundle of bananas in there and then pass the trays thru a little slot
> big ass nigger like a short fat one but like a gorilla takes 2 bananas (youre supposed to just take one like a normal human being.
> muscley short white dude doesnt get a banana
>tells nig to give him his banana
> nig says no
> they square up
> nigga 1 punches this big fuckin dude in the temple knocks him out
> white dude falls and hits his head on the table
> black dude then proceeds to hammerfist and kick the fuck out of this poor old buff dude
> everyone standing around like what the fuck
> finally stops.
> fucking puddle of blood and teeth on the ground. Broke the dudes jaw.
> over a banana! Talk about chimpin out

Ill answer any questions if you have em.

Look at this objectively: """normal""" people don't do what you have done. You weren't born broken either - how do you think you became this way? It just happened? NO: you became who you are BECAUSE of your childhood. I've been through the point of thinking my parents were good people and they tried their best but they weren't. Warning, you'll feel true hatred for them once you realize what they did to fuck you up. It's their fault for this.

Kek

Can't fuck shit when your dead nigger.
How dah fugg are you even alive to be talking to me right now???
How many bullets have you dodged? What's your secret nigger?
Must have really paid attention to Dem 9 month clothehanger dodgin' nigger course 101's
Dats alrigh' nigger one day you gonn' catch it. Just wait nigger. Trump ain't having none of that shit, I hear he's working on something special fo' you's doddgy niggers. Something like aids nigger. Dem white women?? They gonn take you to the grave with that new black nigger aids. We ain't fuckin' wit Dem black girls we just kill em quick. Stop the niggers right then n therr. That white pushy gonn' be your last nigger.
#superblackniggeraids gonn' get ya

I think my sister was part coon.
My mama must of been raped or something, I smelled it.
My family knew and let it happen. They loved me

Here's your (you)

(you) any other stories? Like someone trying to gamble with you for your protection etc some shit?

story time? I have milk and cookies

seems accurate actually, but the same could be said for any place or country

Muhfugger now it's on where do you live mofo ?
Fugging stubid whyte if we gon take whytz to grave cuz aids and u kill blaq womenz then you got no wymenz left then you just gon buttfuck eachothet lije faggz, you're prolly already fugging eachother.

Gibs me adress nigga

Another thing I didn't mention - your parents are fucked up (in some way, each differently) otherwise they wouldn't have let it happen right? You'll hopefully start to see this because you'll hate them for fucking you up. Also remember this: if you suddenly have a brainwave and its overwhelming, DON'T kill yourself. You may get massive depression too. That's normal when everything you thought was real (like your parents being kind loving people) is shattered. If that happens see a psychologist because a doctor will just medicate you.

Just Where do I live nigger? Dassit! I'm all around you nigger. Every nice white smile you see. Dats me. You ain't even gonn' see it happen nigger. Ain't nothing a poor fuckin' old piece of shit stinking chicken walkin' jibber jabbing blklivesmatter dumb nigger gonna do to stop it. Trumps got your ass. Go ahead nigger make a fuss. Well fuckin' shut you down faster then you can say nigger.

Sociopath detected.

Idk, would you fuck off already? I don't need some faggot preaching to me.
I'm going to kill something today because your pissing me off.

you realize you're replying to obvious bait right? The only question is are you baiting? it's hard to say because I've noticed pol is like autistic level easy to bait

Yeah Sup Forumsro I'm 50 shades of fucked up.
I've kept it a secret and toned it down.
This faggot is trying to save me.
You want me to kill something small and innocent today just cause you can't keep them comments to your self?

+1 to this guy

I served 48 months and 3 years of probation for conspiracy to distribute 1000 or more kilos of Marijuana.

This is just a one time thang, I couldn't keep this up all the timeif I could I'd hate niggers all the time.
But you know. Sleep n shits required

You're not a stupid person, don't act like you can't see. You think you have control, the control over what you kill blah blah BLAH. Good luck killing whatever, but you'll be thinking think of this when you do.

You just a pussy muhfugger.
Trump is not going to do anythin bruh "drain m'swamp" nigga filled the swamp tru af tbh.
Gib me yo adress or areyo afraid ? "I'm gonna shoot damn niggers" come on pussy whyte boii gib me yo adress we'll see

He is just too fucking retarded i'm ashamed we have the same skin colour he acts like a nigger.

Ok well I don't know if you understood my comment but what I'm saying is, he's taking on a false personality to get you to get mad. He's a white guy sitting on his computer tricking you.

Yeah I'll be thinking how this really isn't my fault. This is your fault. I want you to think of that all day. Ain't no sweat off my ass Sup Forumsro. You got a name for me I can call it?

Bitch got what she deserved. Well done Sup Forumsruder

He didn't because he has the same capacity as a nigger.
I was the one baiting. He is just a fucking retard.

yeah his second comment to me really shows he's retarded, and no offense but your baiting wasn't very,,, subtle. I think you know that and could do better and were going for luls but point is only a complete retard would be fooled by your bait, and thats what seems to have happened