Roast and or assume things about me

Roast and or assume things about me.

Gay faggot

I like your tattoos.

You like tattoos

By seeing that 6 star and the fork in the smoke, add the prison tats, I'm assuming that you're affiliated. You're white, so I'm guessing 19 3 18?

If so, ROYAL LOVE

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you probably have a lot of tattoos
you probably own a cell phone
you probably don't know how to take a picture where you're right side up

Close but no cigar. That's Mohammed btw.

You're a dude

You have either been to prison, or will spend time in one at some point.

what did I go to prison for? And how long did I spend there?

100% russian

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you don't even lift, faggot. you did time and didn't workout to get some muscles?
what gives?

I'm going to guess sale/transfer/delivery or manufacturing. 6 years

Only other thing I can think is GD

I really hope you didn't pay for those shitty tattoos. Did you get a friend to do them? The lines are so bold

Nope

I used to be huge dude but I have a wife now so who gives a shit. I tell myself I'll get back into it but tbh that whole scene is gay as hell

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No

you like fat chicks?

Hahah some of them I did but many were poked by friends and myself

Kek well spotted

you're gonna die from a heroin overdose in 6 months

What do you want?

either assault or drug trafficking

I've never used it so very unlikely. I do have a drug problem tho but it's far from debilitating

Warmer but still a solid no

You have the drunkest tattoo artist with Parkinsons this side of the Mississippi...

prolly gay

My other arm might help

just tell us ffs

human trafficking

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How does one make a fifi?

No

what is it. Before you say weed you need to fucking an hero

Nope

Fucking murder
Also
Check'em

Kek do be serious. Weed is not a drug. I take a lot of Valium and cocaine

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fag