So Sup Forums, i'm wondering what kind of sextoy i should buy. Fapping is find...

So Sup Forums, i'm wondering what kind of sextoy i should buy. Fapping is find, but i'd like to fuck something from time to time and since i'm no casanova i can't just go out to pick up a chick to fuck (not with some work put out before).
So if you have any advice go ahead, i would like to stay under 100€, but what would be good? A Tenga one? A simple fleshlight? A bigger pussy and ass one?

It's called Your Mother's Asshole

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fuck hue

/thread

And other than that very enlighting comment? I'm not into necrophilia, plus digging the grave would be a fucking hassle

damn fam

my bad.
what ur looking for is called Your Father's Mouth


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suck my ass, nigga

/thard

Yeah pocket pussy sounds like a safe bet. After the first time cleaning it you'll be like... fuck this and never use it again.

This is where the Tenga ones are good right? You can open them up easily to clean them right?

Eh idk that one looks gay af. I'd say just get a plain one maybe one of a pornstar you like if you're into that and just try it with low expectations

Tenga is nice. If you're any bit of a furfag bad dragon is nice too. Other wise just remember you get what you pay for.

I happened to buy the model on your pic. That shit isn't meant for western cocks, it was so tiny i couln't even close it. I had to throw it away eventually. Don't buy it unless you have a micropenis

Bad dragons makes other stuff than dildoes? I'm not really into this since most of them can get big as fuck, but i found the fact that they really do different looking ones really nice. With all the crazy shit that are labeled "art", if they didn't make a good living out of it, the creator could have become an "artist".
And that's also why i don't want to get that much over 100€, but it should get me a pretty decent one right?
I won't buy a realdoll or spend thousand of euros into that stuff, plus the storage would be difficult, but a nice easy to handle small thing would be nice

Dont get tenga, its a weird jelly, always go fleshlight, it holds heat better than any material for male sex toys. Id say go with a smaller one, or the SIAC series. SIAC is discontinued, but u can find them in stock at some alternative websites if they still have them in stock. Tightest things around. Just whatever you do, dont buy a plain pink lady, get a ribbed style, not the stamina one though.

I've bought like 4 masturbators, they're mostly good but how big is your dick?

words of wisdom here. i totally agree, from experience also

I can't possible imagine how a flashflight could be much better than jerking off.

This is exactly why i asked here, those details are very important, i wouldn't want to buy something that is marketed and knows as great but is actually shit, or way worse than what you hear (apple?)

About 7" i think, don't want to bother converting (21cm)

It's just to change from time to time. I love risotto or pizza but i wouldn't eat that every day

mate get a 1000-2000 dollar fuck doll

Tenga or Fleshlight are your best bets. I found the ones that simulate oral tend to feel better than the ones that are vaginal. I have a girlfriend and I still use them from time to time when I don't want to deal with the hassle of trying to please someone else.

If you buy it for me i'll get one. But otherwise waaay to expensive for the use it will get. I'd rather get a hooker for that price

I'm using the Tenga Airtech strong. I got to say thought, if you're at least average endowed you might want to use the reglular one. When using it, I need to take it out of the case because I won't fit otherwise. Also be careful with the lubrication they ship it with, in my experience this stuff is almost searing.
Cleaningwise it's not that hard. As I mentioned, just remove it from the case, fill it with water and tip it out along with your spunk. Then turn it inside out and use a bit of water and curd soap. Clean it until it feels smooth again and not sticky. Then carefully dry it off with a clean towel, remove eventual pieces of fluff and let it dry for some minutes.

Tenga doesn't seem like a good bet after all, most cases are 15cm long, smaller than me.

Then Stoya fleshlight is their biggest sale, is it because of her? I have absolutely no interest in a special pornstar since i'm not actually fucking her, but from the thread it seems like a good bet

But how hard is it to clean a Fleshlight? You can just flip the tenga ones inside out, or open them, but what about the fleshlight?

Look up onaholes they're cheap reliable and easy to clean

>buy diapers
>purposely pour warm water on it
>cut hole
>commence doucebag fucking

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my vote for
Except I would suggest the white one, not silver. Absolutely the best thing to put our dick in, in terms of pure physical pleasure beats a pussy for me.

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Super head honcho my nigga