I'm a wise old sage

I'm a wise old sage,
Need some advice? Ask me anything.

Bumperoo

Fuck yourself cunt

Ps4 or ps4 pro

PS:don't have any console

PC master race

Dubs confirmed. Build me a PC

You seem angry, what's troubling you traveler?

Trips Nigga, I'll buy you a PC, I just need your home address

Keep these digits coming niggers

When will the race war start might sage?

There will be no race war, we are slowly shifting towards a more tolerant society. Yes, don't get me wrong, there's a lot of violence going on, a lot of hate crime. But, we will eventually evolve over time to realize that race means nothing

Oh you mighty sage, answer this questions that are crippling my soul.
Should i put some milk in my coffee? Also, what was there before everything was?

Bump

Do you feel like having milk with your coffee today? If so then go ahead, enjoy the milk.

If your second question refers to the universe, then, the way I see it: there always was something, something can't come from nothing? Correct me if I'm wrong. To define nothing it has to be relative to something?

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I have finally summoned thy digits

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O mighty wizard, should I smoke pot?

Any exercise to have a alpha male chin please old sage

Yes, you must smoke it now, get on frequency

My*

Accept your chin as it is

How to get through my complex ?

Vanity is cancer, just go out and be a decent human