This is from the past week when I had these little fuckers

This is from the past week when I had these little fuckers.
pic related, it's the formicarium
>Be me
>Have an antfarm because I need a better hobby than vidya
>Decide to get fire ants
>Be allergic to fire ants but like the challenge
Day 1
>Queen is in tubing, everything seems fine
>Pretty boring to be honest
>Queen shits in the tube, alot.
>Change out the tube
Day 5
>Queen loses her wings
>Shits in the tube again
>Fuck.
Day 12
>Queen starts laying eggs finally
>Still shits in the tube
Day 15
>Eggs start hatching
>Starting to look.... Pretty good
Day 18
>Now have workers, put them in the formicarium
>think of what to name them
>"I proclaim that they are named Antbros!"
>They immediately get out of the main nest and start trying to escape
>They can't because I dabbed baby powder on the lid
>Laugh my ass of about their misfortune
Day 20... 2:00AM
>Hear a scream
Cont.

have a bump

>pretype your shit op

Right when I was getting interested.

BBBBBBBAAAAAAAIIIIITTTT
REEEEEEEEEE

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Newfag

Cunt

Great comeback....

Stupid American

Cuntinuted (Sorry for slow typing)
>Go downstairs
>It's my mom
>Ant bros escaped
>mfw
Day 23
>Finally got these little turds under control
>Decide to get revenge... but how?
>Look to my sink and flash the most shit eating grin ever imagined
Day 24 [The time of reckoning]
>Wait until they're the least active
>Give them a hamster to ease the tension
>Tiptoe to the kitchen
>Fill up a syringe (No needle)
>Walk up to their tiny enclosure
>Take off the lid
>Unleash my godly fury onto their once glorious land
>Wait for the satisfaction of dead ants
>Wait... Somethings wrong.
>They build a fucking raft out of eachother
>My plan is foiled again.

Yours is absolutely fucking brutal aswell knob jockey

I'm not even american XD

Wow, good for you! Moving on up

You gave them a hamster what?

Thanks Dad

Pleasure son

an xhamster account

Continue pls

Day 26
>These little pillbugs think they've bested me?
>ME?!?!
>Come up with a new plan, maybe even better than the last
>I will release lightning unto them
>Put the fuckers in the microwave and set to 2 minutes
>Release my godly wrath on them
>Wait until the beep of death
>Open the microwave to see the most horrible sight I've ever seen
>They're still alive
>"DARN DIGGITY!"

I feel a strong bond being created

It took you 9 minutes to type that? What the fuck is wrong with you?

Maybe he only has one hand?

one finger

Rip op

Day 30
>Go to therapy
>Therapist calls me autismo
>feelsbadman
>Decide to have one last battle
>Been having my leafcutter ants for a while and actually having a very successful colony
>In fact, they're the only other colony.
>Get my preparations set
Day 34 [Time of sorrow and war]
>Get a vinyl ant pipe
>Have a reward set for the winning colony (Pleasedon'tbeantbros)
>Have the two colonies ready to connect
>3...2...and...1!
>Connect the pipes and watch my great war spread
>Bodies everywhere, it kind of hurts to watch
>Literally watch one of my leafcutter ants snap a fire ant in half
>Call him bane and start rooting for him
>The second he steps onto antbro territory he is swarmed by fire ants
>Start to die a little inside
>Don't know what to do because allergic to fire ants
>Bane is dead
>Move onto the next cutter ant
>See another soldier, just as big but looks more defensive than offensive
>He strolls right into the antbro empire and gets swarmed just like bane
>Name him John Rambro
>He doesn't even break a sweat and one by one, he kills 5 fireants
>He carries entire team of cutter soldiers to victory and even kills the antbro queen
>Crown John Rambro general of the cutterbro army
>Give him a cricketleg.

The End

ok