Shoplifting/stealing stories

Shoplifting/stealing stories.

>as a kid me and my cousin would stick cheap toys in our pants and casually walk out
>easiest shit to steal werec trading cards of any sort, just stick those packs in your pocket or go into the restroom, take the cards out of the pack, and distribute the cards in each pocket so it doesn't look like you have shit in your pocket
>of course the cards might bend, but as a kid I never gave a shit about that
>me and my cousin would literally organise a bunch of neighborhood kids and go inside places like Walmart and pack up as much Yu-gi-oh and Pokemon cards as we can, then we'd all go back to the apartments and show each other what we got
>one time my cousin go real ballsy and stole and actual DSP Lite and a few games from a children's hospital
>we would go to 7-11 and buy slurpees, but would put a candy bar in the cup and fill it up. of course we pay for the slurpee but we get a free candy bar
>me and my nigger friend would go up to icecream trucks and act like we'really buying something by pointing at something on the truck. the driver would put the item on the truck then we'd say "what's that stuff behind you?". driver would turn around, we'd grab the shit and run

God I miss being a kid.

*DS Lite

I did the pokemon/yugioh thing too.

I also stole things from peoples gym lockers at school during p.e.

After everyone gets dressed for p.e. and goes outside, you just open their locker with a shim and boom. Most expensive thing I got was a psp. But lots of money as well.

The best targets were the popular hispanic and black kids. They usually had the most money on them.

Then too many people started complaining that things were missing so i stopped.

Kek. I remember back in 6th grade some spic I knew traded his Pokemon Emerald for my Pokemon FireRed. I thought the trade was too good to be true and was a little sketchy. Come to realise the last 5 minutes of class the Emerald he gave me was missing after I stuck it in my backpack. I waited till he was busy on a computer or some shit, dug through his backpack and found his GBA, Pokemon FireRed, and the fucking Pokemon Emerald he traded me for. Told myself "fuck this kid" and took all of it. Day later he noticed his shit was missing but thought it was another kid from another class.

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During middle school when Yu-gi-oh cards were the craze, This kid brought like 200 cards with him and was basically god in the eyes of our class, During gym we left our bags on the bleachers(School had no lockers). So while everyone was running around. I inched closer and pretended I was going through my bag and opened his up and dumped all of them into my bag and left. My legs were shaking and it was the first time I ever felt a rush like that, led me to an addictive shoplifting spree until I grew up and realized that shit could ruin my life if caught.

you're a piece of garbage and a worthless human being. did you feel good stealing from other people

dude, they're BRAGGING about who's the biggest piece of shit

>i stole this
>well i stole this im more a piece of shit

stole petrol, got caught. im a convicted criminal now

lifes over, over 60 bucks of petrol, fuk i was a nigger when i was younger

Does stealing out of need/poverty ever be morally justified?

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I think stealing in the case of need (not from other individuals, but large businesses) is justified, but only if it was truly needs.

I stole a pencil in middle school, I have a habit of picking things up and playing with them, then instinctually tossing them into my pocket which I then completely forget about until later in the day when I'm getting undressed, I try to return the things usually but it's such small things it doesn't matter.

At the time i felt indifferent. I stole from assholes. This was 10 years ago. We all do shit we regret, no?

> end of 2006 and 16
>Loitering in BBY with girl
>Older LP lady hates me since I hardly ever buy stuff there
>Really attractive girl and me go to my car in the parking lot
>followed by BBY LP because they couldn't tell if we stole something
>Start having sex with girl in BBY/mall parking lot
>LP calls cops on us
>They show up when I am making this girl actually orgasm (no doubt, no lies, actual orgasm)
>She was 19 and we both went through years of bullshit trying to make her avoid statutory rape charges
>Start going to BBY on the regular and steal the XBL points cards weekly in 2007 and end of 2008, the 1600 ones that were pre activated back then
>Stole about 250 rockband songs worth of points over a year, and a 120GB hdd for the old phat 360 too.
>Stopped stealing by 2009 and have since become a regular shopper at BBY
>Same LP lady works there and thinks I am a great person and regularly stops me for coupons or good deals and shit

The only reason I stopped stealing was I started getting lots of money and didn't see the risk worth it. Also their GCU discount and pre-order $10 shit saves me enough to just not care anymore. Also, because I left that one girl I got with a much better one and now am engaged and going strong with her for 10 years.

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I remember my first grab. Was sitting next to a kid in tech class in middle school, he was wearing a trench coat for some reason even though it wasn't cold outside. Anyways, his pokets were so wide shit could practically fall out of them. He had money and an ipod in that one pocket, I decided to reach in as he was sitting right fucking next to me and nag his ipod. Didn't get the money because that was way too risky.

Also sorta planned ahead of time. Instead of doing it in mid-class I did it towards the end of class which happened to be our last period. That way he wouldn't notice it was missing during class and have the teacher search every student.

>Be me
>Have semi-gippo friend, he lived in a van, his mum had another van with her boyfriend
>Used to sleep round his place every couple of weeks
>Some day care centre for kids got built across from the carpark he lived in
>We decide we're going to break in one day
>Didn't really have a plan, the construction was almost completed, but none of the doors were locked
>We just sort of walked in one day
>Searched the place, found the keys and a couple of other things, then just left

A couple of months later I heard from my uncle that all the locks had been replaced, but they had no idea who did it. He seemed pretty amused by the whole thing. I still have the keys lying around

We stole other stuff sometimes, like sweets and the rubber off of some windshield wipers at school, but that was our most memorable heist.

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Apparently when I was like two I walked two blocks to a convenience store and grabbed some soda and chips - course I didn't pay for it though

Picture related. Just checked RockBand 4 to see if you could download all dlc now (RB4 was a pain to dl dlc when it launched).

I clicked install all and it is downloading all 250 songs, plus 100 from previous games.

wtf?

Had no idea the cards were pre-activated back then, otherwise I would've grabbed the shit outta them.

For the longest time i've been contemplating on nagging some PC parts or even a PS4 controller because at some places they don't have the boxes behind glass cases, but it's probably too ballsy.

so her goes mine
> sweet 1998
> Half-Life 1 release
> be 12yo retarded fag wearing hawaiin shirt and dokkers
> want to play dat game but its for 18yo+
> fuck my life
> talk to friend, we got like top ninja skills and lvl 100 in stealing experiences
> we go to hypermarket
> dat feel when we see a mountain build with million copies of hl BIG FUKING BOXES (not like small DVD/BR cases today, only 90s fags understand)
> all copies are secured with RFIED stripes
> we look around hide in the shadows and try to get this shit off
> took us very long but ninjutsu helped (thx Master Lee)
> We try to hide these fucking way too big monster boxes under our clothes when suddenly some loud voice tells us to turn around
> fucking wannabe shinsengumi mall cop
> thinks he got us
> He doesnt know we ninja
> We doesnt know he ca run too
> takes us to his office wants us to confess
> we didnt do nuthin
> hes like fuck off i am going to call the cops
> he lefts the room to actually call dem
> we panic but oh look whats that, a fucking window behind us. We are on the 1st floor so not too deep
> look to eachother and ninja jump out of the bld

god HL1 was the best