Tell us about your first sexual experience

Tell us about your first sexual experience.

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i was raped lol

edge

>beta skinnyfag
>18
>dyel
>get fat gf
>she was a huge slut
>but finally a gf
>fuck her in the back if my moms minivan

not even fucking kidding. i cringe about that shit lol

> be 21
> be virgin
> got drunk
> pick ugly gurl
> shitty experience
> wasn't virgin anymore

first and only sexual experience, 30+ now

17years ago, drunk and with a fatty.

That's about it.

i just..... i can't. the fucking racism here. you people are ill literally shaking right now..... wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable. ill never understand this......place. it feels like after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst..... blatant racism child porn spam animal abuse anti semitism holocaust denial woman hating homophobia fat shaming off topic adult cartoons the list goes on and on....... the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult...... are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!! disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!! i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

Just turned 20 at the time banged this hot petite 22 year old hooker from Honduras on an air mattress in the floor of some bathroom it was around october so it was kind of cold out side and when put it in her in mish position OMG it was soo warm inside of her the feeling was so satisfying

Havent had one

>Party
>Drunk as fuck
>Ugly, easy going bitch
>Friend dared me to tap that
>Would defenitely not tap "it" if im sober
>Didn't remember much but her fugly face and body
>Would not tap that again

not even an edgelord, was legit raped when i was like 14 dude

>be 16
>find out older sister's friend is huge slut
>sister's other friend tells me she thinks I'm cute
>wait for her to get really drunk
>basically was really nice to her until she was sloppy drunk
>sit next to her on couch after sister had gone to sleep
>take a massive fucking risk and put her hand on my junk
>she starts jacking me and asks if we should go to my room
>i fucking love having a sister with cute friends

I need to fap, tell me your story user. Im very interested.

>on an air mattress in the floor of some bathroom

This requires further explanation.

are you me? Not 30 yet but holy shit that's me

Story? m/f ?

posting that on B and expecting actual sex

If you're female tell the story

i got molested by my babysitter when I was 6. Still have an older women fetish from it.

nah im a guy, raped by a whore
sure give me a sec to type it

What do you need me to clarify? Why it happened in the bathroom floor?

>19 years old, 1 month before turning 20
>got way too drunk at a party
>8/10 girl there also way too drunk
>friend I was supposed to sleep at was passed out somewhere
>ended up sleeping at 8/10s house
>had drunk sex while barely getting it up
>next party I saw her at she avoided me like the plague
>wasn't that good I guess
>could've waited 1 month to become a wizard

It was w/my 11 yr old friend who wanted to see an older boy shoot cum. I was 13. We raced to my house, stripped quick as lightning he sat on my lap and stroked me like a madman until I shot.

>Be 24
>Girl is wasted in a bar on New Year
>Take her back
>Fuck is going well
>Can't cum
>End up finishing myself off by hand
>Fuck again in the morning where I cum after a good period of time

I was expecting to pop in seconds, was surprised.

Somebody's a newfag from reddit

Fuck off nigger, we're full

so it was a gay experience?

This moron is flooding Sup Forums threads all over here time to gang rape his ass

>I was expecting to pop in seconds, was surprised.

Results of jacking off too much, same shit happened my first time too

>be me, 14 y/o emo faggot, didn't kiss a girl until halfway through freshman year
>dad left when I was 11, surprisingly I'm not a nigger
>summer of freshman year, I get a chance to go on vacation to a Caribbean island to visit my dad for 2 weeks
>totallynotRominicanDepublic.wmv
>so I get there, feel manly, chilling with my dad, who's like a pornstar or some shit
>that's a blessing and a curse
>we look alike, have the same hair, except I look like a little white kid
>he knows pretty much every person in the country, he's alpha as shit, so I, in-turn must be alpha like him.
cont.?

>>friend I was supposed to sleep at was passed out somewhere

underrated gramma skills...

How often was it?

>Time to gan grape his ass

You sound like a nigger

>be 17, find date for prom in another school
>chilling at her place, late at night
>her mother is in bed , but down the hall, we're up watching a shitty sci-fi channel movie
>she starts giving me a handjob
>starts blowing me
>after 10 minutes I'm about to tell her I'm gonna cum when it just happens all over her face
>she isn't pisses but disappears to go wash it off

>fuck her in the middle of the floor next night

Yes. Best cum of my young life as the only hands to touch my dick was mine up till then. He was very enthusiastic. Loved it when I came. I laid him back on my bed and returned the favor. He couldn't come. We did it any time we could, even with our parents in the house. I'll never forget the first time he came and later the first time he shot. It was nice to have a jackoff buddy at that age!

>be me, 2005, 19 yo, first year at college
>see that friends are getting MySpace accounts, get one my self
>one co-worker friend is friends with cute looking Mexican chick
>I make friends with her
>invite her over to hang out
>co-worker brings her to my place, hoping he's getting laid
>they show up, the girl is actually Filipina and looks like a little kid, prob 12
>she's ducked up on cough medicine
>we all start hanging out and drinking
>the Filipino kid is really in to me
>we end up kissing, my co worker pretends to be sleepin on couch
>clothes end up coming off, her body is very tiny and tight
>I get on top of her
>holy shit in finally gonna get laid
>my mind then kicks in thinking she is only a child, then my dick reminds me that I'm 19 and need to lose my v card and will prob never get a chance like this again
>"I want you in me" she says
>begin to slip my virgin cock into her tight little wet Asian pussy
>oh god this feels amazing
>her moans are so cute sounding
>all I can think is trying not to cum to early
> after a little while she asks "let's change"
>she turns around, bent over with her cute right little ass sticking up
>put it in her, nice and slow
>"oooooo" she moans, "harder. Deeper"
>I pounder her right little pussy hard and so deep I think I'm hitting her organs thinking"this is what push feels like"
>after about 3 mins can no longer contain
>pull out real quick and blow my load all over her back and ass
>"did you get any in me user" she asked
>no I pulled out in time
Finally happy I lost my v card, even though she was only 15, but didn't care. We ducked a few more times for about a month, even made a sex tape. Met up with her again about 5 years later. I told her she was my first and she laughed not believing me thinking I was joking.

>Fuck girl i met off omegle after talking for a while and really liking eachother
>Date for months, she seems really happy about it but sometimes freaks out and feels like she is trapped
>breaks up with me
>still think about her every day. Something in that one lit my fire

Never underestimate a good gan grape

Yes continue

I Never do

I consider it a good thing.

Guy he replied to, but I fapped at least twice a day for years.

yes user, I'm you from the future, I came across time to tell you not to be such a pussy anymore. Cause this is what will happen :
>you'll stay alone while all your friends go away
>they will invite you to their weddings and you'll have to go, fake to be happy for them
>you'll continue to believe that "it's ok, i have time, i'll find the one that will make me happy"
>yours friends will have babies and you'll start to think that maybe parenthood is not so bad, "maybe if i had a gurl to ask her opinion bout that..."
>then they won't call you or text you anymore
>"sorry user, busy over here" you : "yeah i now what you mean" but you don't
>your mother has stop asking you about girl since a long time ago, your only sad you made her so disapointed
>your face when you'll die alone

>be me, 16, closeted sissy fag
>on CL just talking to guys to get my rocks off when a nice guy, lets call him david, sends me a pic
>hes kinda cute wont lie. Really excited but too pussy to meet up
>says hes in his mid 40s, wife and kids, borning sex life
>Mrs David is out of town so hes free. Now im interested
>finally, with enough alcohol get the balls to meet up
>immediately start making out, hes fondling me
>end up back at his place
>get fukd
>tell him im 18
>it is fun to raise and train baby beetle

I lost mine in a Singapore brothel.

currently hanging out with a girl and it seems to be going well so all hope is not lost but thanks for the warning

>19 years old, 1 month before turning 20
>could've waited 1 month to become a wizard

CANCER DETECTED.

Such a newfag.

Lurk more.
Or go back to tumblr.

>be me
>find asian girl online
>meet up
>she gives me exceptional head
>lets me finger
>finish then dip
>meet up with a girl who was engaged prior to meeting me
>never did anything with fiance because waiting for marriage
>fuck her for the very first time in her life
>calls me the next day to do it again

> GO to some crazy local BBQ with my dad
> he goes off to get drinks with some latino chick
> leaves me alone with 2 8/10 QTz
> spend all night trying to talk about sex with them
> Gets late, QTz make some excuses and leave
> No sign of Dad
> Go back to apartment - hear strange animal noises coming from bedroom
> Peek round door, see my Dad pounding this 10/10 from behind
> he winks at me says "alright, son?"
> run to bathroom
> cry bcos beta faggot
> While later hear woman leave and dad knocks on door
> says son your pathetic
> closes door, hugs me from behind
> Can feel his wet dong on my back
> "Dad pls no"
> Rapes me on the bathroom floor
> makes me call him Alfonso
> that's not even his name
mfw

It's 30? Ok I wasn't as close as I thought

my gf put her thingy round my banger

If this is true this is actually the funniest rape story I've ever heard

>be me
>17 and spun out on meth.
>parents out of town for a month
>bad idea
>druggies practically living there with me
>been awake for 9 days
>throw dope party
>two little bitches comeover somehow.
>drinking smoking etc
>only tweakers are in the know about the dope
>sluts are drunk being sluts
>I'm just observing the room being an anti social dope head
>one starts talking to me about slipknot
>we end up going in other room and talking.
>other tweakers are trying to ruin it for me
>knocking on doors etc
>get blow job and eat her pussy
>trying out my new tongue ring
>put dick in and fuck her
>8 pumps then dump
>sluts get ride home
>spend next four days paranoid about was she underage,she got some boyfriends that's going to be pissed
>I'm going to jail
>nothing happen
>start driving for Mr. Jim's pizza
>slut comes to store
>hang out again and I tell her about the meth and paranoia
>we laugh and start fucking on the regular
>stayed together for a year after that.
She was my first love and she moved to Washington.
I seen her mom not too long ago and gave her my number to give her so we could catch up.
She hasn't called ...
Oh well,it was a fun ride.

>so it starts off really cool, i get to ride his motorcycle, talk to grills n shit
>can't let them get too close though
>themgrillsgivemethechills.mov
>he calls them all whores n shit
>alpha dad will be alpha dad
>he's like "feces very currency" alpha
>end up making out with a few chicks
>one was fairly dark, will always regret it, but at least she wasn't full nignog
>ff to 1.5 weeks in
>went to a bar with my dad
>he alaways has this deaf guy with him
>he's probably gay for me but i use some of my alpha powers so he doesn't get too close
>deaf boy drinks a lot
>im guessing it drowns out the noise, ya know?
>he gets drunk, fucks with people
>we leave him be, he'll die happy
>dad chills at a little diner, he talks to this guy who notices a nice bulge in his pants
>notwhatyouthink.png
>pulls out gun on him
>tells him to place his weapon down
>cops pull up
>pop goes to jail
>mfw I was leaving in 2 days
>uncle picks me up
>next day some old dude bails my dad out, celebration party
>brings 2 whores


not me, but kek

lol

Two girls at once, it was really bad but I can still say it was with two girls at once.

I was 16. She was 18 or 19. Two kids. Fucking terrible.

i dun a poo
every1 sed don't do a poo!!!!!
dun it anyway
went all over my bum
felt funny comin out
did another poo since then just 4 the feelin
keep doin poos!!!

Could be SSRIs too

shit sucks, sometimes you can, sometimes you can't. Not even after fucking for two hours. Christ.

top fucking kek

with.. with another person?

15 yo, with a classmate pretty damn sweet and shaved, no condom, I fucked her 3 seconds and then splash . Aaaaaaaah first times...

> (You)
>How often was it?

About once or twice a day for years, sensitivity had gone, especially with a condom on

>we leave him be, he'll die happy

Same here, I can make myself cum in 2 minutes using my hand, but with girl I can last almost an hour. Maybe it's because I've been fapping twice a day for 2 years or more.

>rock up a party
>immediately proceed to get fucked up as usual
>had no intention to hook up with anyone what so ever, just wanted to participate in a couple of drinking games and get loose
>drinking and dancing with a friend and see two girls eye'ing us
>start discussing a game plan but because im too sober I pussy out and leave the dance floor
>go outside and continue to knockback more drinks trying to get fucked up as fast as I can
>see the two girls leave the dance floor
>ask my friend what happened
>i dont know bro they left as soon as you did
>go up to them and ask them why the left the dance floor "why'd you guys leave you were killing it"
>"we left because you left"
>oh shit.jpg
>panic because this was literally the second or third time i'd actually tried to pick up or do anything (had only been successful once, which was the first time I'd tried)
>"shit well lets head back in" (something along those lines)
>"we wanna have a couple of drinks first before we go back in"
>grab my drinks from the cooler and bring em over to them

cont.

wut

>you wan sum fuk?
>younger one is like 15
>dad says he got this one for me
>6.5/10 blondie
>dad gives me condom
>pussy in me feels like i should wait
>dad says I'm a pussy if i don't
>mfw she motions for me to go upstairs
>oh fuck oh fuck.png
>more fear than exitement
>dad pulls me aside and tells me that he'll disown me if i dont crush that punani tsunami
>si senor
>go upstairs with the grill
>put condom on, it's way to tight for my excellent hispanic schlong
>grill doesn't care, still rides it
>nervousness starts to kill boner
>theycallme Saddong Hussein.iso
>she pins me down
>feel beta, but somehow boner went up
>condom breaks
>she doesn't notice
>i don't want herps
>hear door knocking
>"you've got mail"
>zoom out of there 60mph
>go to bathroom get my dignity back
>ha nope
>tell my dad i fucked the shit out of her
>feels(bad)goodman

continue...

I was 15, hot short girlfriend, huge ass, thick and in shape. She wanted to fuck for months but I was being a pussy and scared. Hanging out, her parents weren't home. She grabbed my hand and led me upstairs. She was wearing a short skirt and I could see her cute underwear from below and her nice ass as she walked up the stairs. Could smell her perfume too. She laid me down on the bed and took my pants off. Gets on top of me, starts kissing me while jerk my cock. Grabs my dick and slides herself slowly down on it. It hurts her bad...she had been with one other guy but he had a tiny dick. She rides my dick for not even a minute because it hurts too much. Doesn't matter, I came not even 10 seconds after I entered her....felt waaaay to fucking good and she was so hot!!

>16 years old
>ex girlfriend from since we both were like 12
>didn't see each other for couple of years
>reach back
>meet up for a couple of times
>both virgin
>come to my place?
>sure
>watch a movie, touch tits, ass, pussy
>biggest bush i've ever seen to date but still who cared back then
>try to get her naked
>eventually succeed
>start to lick that pussy
>try to get her to suck my dick
>didn't want to
>try to get her to fuck
>after 1 hour she finally gives up, she was a virgin aswell
>put condom on
>try for about 5 minutes to put dick into pussy
>finally manages
>it hurts her, blood
>i cum in about 20 seconds
>go to batchroom change condoms
>go at it again
>"fuck" for like 10 minutes
>cum again
>end

When i was 20 I went to prom with a 16 year old i met online who lived 20 hours away, we took each others virginity

>got home in the states
>fucked a chick a little bit later
>slight confidence regain
>no matter how many grills i fuck, i will never be fully satisfied with myself
>body count: 8, still don't feel better
what do?

What are u fukin faggot?

>son your pathetic

Good

checkd

>start drinking with the two girls, nervous as fuck but we start talking and shits going well
>talk for about 10 minutes and start to get really flirtatious with one of them, it was obvious her friend was trying to hook her in
>she ends up asking me straight up if I wanted to kiss her
>stutter and tell her "yeah"
>start making out with her for literally like 5 minutes straight
>she keeps asking sexual questions and rubbing my cock
>(literally the second time I've ever hooked up with a girl infront of my friends, or even this group in general, everyone's looking, watching, commenting, taking pictures and shit, I was known for being a quiet, and everybody knew I was a virgin)
>at this point her friend starts putting her hand on my lap, and edging towards my dick here and there, and starts hijacking the conversation, asking questions etc.
>next thing i know I'm making out with her friend too, and switching between the too over and over
>at this point im weirded out, and so is everyone that was watching, had a boner ripping through my pants and overheard a couple of guys and girls talking, laughing and pointing at it
>did not give a fuck
>one of the girls suggests we go upstairs
>grabbed both their hands and rushed them upstairs

cont.

>be me
>16 yo
>gf and me have done lots of dry humping and foreplay
>she finally decides she's ready to go all the way
>family is out for a couple of hours
>go to my room
>make out for awhile and slowly undress each other
>lay on bed and continue making out
>start playing with her clit and kissing down her body
>start eating her out for a good twenty minutes
>shes gushing at this point
>gives me my first blowjob
>nearly came after like five minutes
>thisdoesn'tbodewell.jpg
>she lays on her back and tells me shes ready
>get on top of her
>line up with hole and push in quickly
>can tell it hurts so stay still for a bit so she can get use to it
>tells me shes fine after a minute
>slowly start moving
>sliding really easy
>can barely control myself from just ramming her
>slowly start to pick up speed despite my brain telling me not to
>getting really close
>shes starting to really get into it
>just about to cum
>fucking bedroom door flys open
>moms in door way
"Hey user what do you want for d-"
>start cumming
>scared shitless and fly off bed
>jizz literally shooting everywhere
>some hits mom in the face
>hit head on corner of nightstand and knock myself out

Ended up having to go to the hospital after my mom stopped freaking out. Got like twelve stitches. She wouldn't talk to me for almost a month after that.

>gonna stick penis in
>gf starts crying
> i lay next to her and try to comfort her
>boner keeps poking her

U need to go get her mate
Wish u the best with that chik

>5 year old gf takes me to back of daycare room for something random
>She tells me to lay down on nap mat
>Gets on top of me and starts dry humping me
>Doesent really do anything
>Years later wonder how the hell she knew about sex, and if she was being molested.
>Feels bad man.

>15 or 16, can't remember, near my birthday
>slutty butterface is into me
>a week or something before was my first kiss, blowjob, fingerpopping, titty-grabbin' pony show
>slip the head in, but she says stop
>couple hours later try it again
>allsystemsgo.jpg
>smash it out as hard as I can
>fucking heaven, best pussy of my life
>even heard some pussy farts lol
>last probably 60 seconds
>I stop caring and cum deep inside her
>right after I'm done I have one of my first cigarettes
>feel like I just took a shit load of oxycodone
>my dick feels like it was wrapped in hot oil and silk
>top fucking tier pussy
>never had anything like it since
>she fucked my brother a month later and I only saw her one other time after a few years
>still has a golden pussy

She taught me so much. Even if she fucked my cunt brother, I owe her one. That slut was a fucking freak.

Fucked some girl who was molested as a kid. I didn't even nut. She started talking about how I was bad for her. Like 20 minutes of fucking in the missionary position while she was talking about me not being a good match for her.

>i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet
And yet here you are

>>she starts jacking me and asks if we should go to my

how do you get raped by someone you're paying your autist?

hahah that sounds awkward. and she didnt stop you ?

They can crash in /trash/ if they want

It's bait, retard.

There's nothing cringe about that.

Thank you for your support.

never paid, dad just brought 2 whores in and gave me the youngest

its very strange how kids get the idea
my cousin made me lick her asshole we were only 8. It makes me wonder if she was molested by her dad. it would make sense as to why hes not in the picture anymore

checkd again

>sit down in this living room area they have upstairs
>continue to make out with both of them
>first girl starts getting jealous because now my attention's towards the second girl
>(to be fair the second girl was taking more initiative, playing with my cock more, guiding my hand inside her panties etc.)
>at some point the second girl gets on top of me completely blocking off her friend
>first girl starts to get really frustrated
>second girl pulls my cock out of my pants and starts playing with it
>second girl gets down and starts giving me head
>(literally the first time any girl has played with my dick, and the first time I've ever gotten head)
>imfuckinglovingit
>first girl starts playing with my balls
>notice we're out in the open, and anyone that walked upstairs wouldve seen what was happening
>tell both girls lets go to the bathroom
>go inside the bathroom, lock the door and sit down on the edge of the bathtub
>getting head from two girls at the same time
>first girl asks if I have a condom
>nope.jpg
>theres goes the chance of a threesome
>continue to get head but im so nervous I cant even nut
>next thing I know the host is banging on the bathroom door
>"get the fuck out party's over"
>blue balled to the absolute fucking max

cont.

> be me
> be 16
> just started hanging out with a girl I used to know
> total mental bitch
> biggest slut I've ever met
> 50+ guis before she was even legal
> she's got this dumbass boyfriend
> chill and smoke weed wth them most weekends
> "user we wanted to try a threesome..."
> Bitch likely has the herps, not rly interested
> plus she has sexy as fuck little sister (ikr, she;s only 13 but whatevs)
> 16y/o Boner disagrees. Fuck the herps
> End up doing 3some shit maybe 5 or 6 times
> never once get to cum
> her bf has a fuckin pole-dick, almost intimidating
> look on her face during sex - some inferiority complex develops later
> Srsly, don't get to bust once
> either someone flakes out, get interrupted or someshit
> After a while they break up - 3somes sign of failing relationship
> She's obv digging me as the replacement BF
> NOPE.JPG
> Start going with her little sister
> She gets pissed, ends up sleeping with most my friends as revenge
> cunts stop talking to me
> whatevs

> Still shagging her dirty little sister
> 15 years later.

Girlfriend blew me while my mom made dinner.

nothing else to say.

>be 18
>virgin
>go visit a 27yo girl I met on a wow private server
>she sucks me and I came 10s later without even noticing it

>Was drunker than fuck and could barely get my dick up
>Ended up fuckin her for about 10 minutes with a half chub and faked an orgasm
>Girl fell in love with me after that pathetic act of sexual interaction
>Next day was sober and fucked her brains out, she was so confused and shocked as to why my dick was suddenly twice the size
>She immediately started worshipping me and my cock
We broke up a few months ago if anyone's curious

>Be 15
>On subway with friend
>We live by the end station so we walk through the entire subway when it stops
>Usually find wallets, cellphones and shit that people have lost
>Find a bag
>2 big bottles of cognac
>I take it home and save it for a good day

>Skip forward months
>Finally getting the place to myself
>"Yeah mom, me and friend will just play cod and rent a movie"
>She leaves
>We call some girls we always hung out with and tell them we have booze
>We get fucking wasted
>Girls show up and have a friend with them
>Chubby, 5/10, pizzaface
>Want to tell them to leave it at the door
>Don't though
>We all get pretty trashed
>Chubster is clinging to me all night
>Admits to stalking me on facebook and shit
>"haha, that's so funny" wtf
>Friend is a lightweight and starts throwing up in the bathroom
>Just falls asleep on the floor
>Throw him a pillow and a blanket and go hang out with the girls
>They start falling asleep so I tell them they can sleep in the guest room
>Fatty can sleep on the couch
>Go to my room and lay down
>Room is spinning
>Nope, fuck this
>Remember my dad always told me to eat before going to bed if I had been drinking

1/2

I don't even remember my first.

>wait for my boner to die down
>leave the bathroom and walk down the stairs
>host is watching me with hawk eyes, and hes pissed off
>walk outside the house and everyones watching
>everyone starts laughing, clapping, giving me highfives and shit
>fucking embarassed
>couldnt take the girls back to my place as family had guests over
>none of friends had a free home
>no nearby and discrete location for outside sex
>sit down and continue to make out with the girls till their cab came
>got their numbers, facebook's etc
>hit them up the next day when I was sober to drive
>nothing else ever happened

>got head from two girls
>couldve had a threesome
>didnt have a condom
>didnt even nut

youtube.com/watch?v=hWToW9ZNOpo