What happens here and how do we stop it?

What happens here and how do we stop it?

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They are still underground nazi communities.

Whitest country on the continent.

Smuggling.

False.
That's Guyana.

And speak the least white language.

It is cool through, it makes them unique.

yeah, the whitest country that was forced by the government to racemix

>mfw I don't know a single weird fact about Paraguay
>mfw no face
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their flag is different on each side

this is off topic but what is life like in commienis country?

my question is how the fuck they became a country

Chile and Peru used to be part of the Wari and Tikanaku empire so their independence makes sense.

Brazil speak Portuguese so their independence make sense.

Colombia used to be part of Gran Colombia and we all know that story.

Bolivia is geographically isolated.

Suriname, French Guiana and Guyana are all from different colonial powers and have different cultures.

Argentina and Uruguay should be united but they aren't but whatever.

Venezuela is independent because of Simon Bolivar.

But Paraguay makes no sense at all.
AT ALL.

IT'S JUST SO RANDOMLY PLACED.
THEY AREN'T THAT ISOLATED.
THEY WERE COLONISED BY SPAIN.

HOW DID THEY EVEN BECOME A COUNTRY?

The government has propaganda everywhere, everyday but noone really cares. The government knows that we don't care too, but as long as we're cool with them, they don't give a shit.

Actually they stole territory to Bolivia, it's called "the chaco", it's literally the entire western part of their country.
also Asuncion was an important city during the times of conquest, it was also a "peaceful" conquest, Guaranis just accepted christianity and keep their traditions.

are you atheist or Buddhist?

Isn't "El Chaco" in Argentina though? Paraguay also has a "chaco"?

>Guaranis
I know Paraguay is the only spic country that recognises some aztec shit as their native language but what are the guaranis?

Do they assimilate or do they live in rural areas and not interact with the mestizos?

I worship ancestors, but 90% of Vietnamese have postive view on Buddhism (i do, too).

Venezuela is not independent because of Bolivar, if it was for him they would still be a part of us

>if it was for him they would still be a part of us
at the rate they're migrating they soon will be.

El Chaco is just a great plain
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gran_Chaco
The Guaranis are the native indians of Paraguay, Aztecs are just in mexico.
the Guarani Language is still official on Paraguay and even Mestizos speak it.

actually the majority of Paraguayans are mestizos or in fact castizos (whites + mestizos) but they know guaranis too, Indians lives on the forests.

As said, racemixing between whites and guaranis was mandatory at some part on its history
Now guaranis are Paraguay, and Paraguay is guarani

At this point there is no difference between Colombia and Venezuela, so many colombians moved there in the XX century and so many venezuelans are coming here now that we lost the few and small differences we had

Only white country in south 'murica

aren't you the blackest and Venezuela the whitest?

I always thought "El Chaco" was just a province in Argentina. Noice.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaco_Province

We have more pure blacks, they have more mulattos, and we have the same % of whites

"A buffer state is a country lying between two rival or potentially hostile greater powers. Its existence can sometimes be thought to prevent conflict between them. A buffer state is sometimes a mutually agreed upon area lying between two greater powers, which is demilitarized in the sense of not hosting the military of either power (though it will usually have its own military forces). The invasion of a buffer state by one of the powers surrounding it will often result in war between the powers."

this

it's the UK (Falkland Is.)
>Guyana
>le kool-aid dead niggers
learn to meme

>how the fuck they became a country
part by neglect, part by lots and lots of sex
>IT'S JUST SO RANDOMLY PLACED
on their race to reach the next ocean, some spaniards went through the biggest estuary they could find and got stucked at the edge of the Andes. then the portuguese began expanding so someone had to defend the borderland. so yah
>THEY AREN'T THAT ISOLATED
yep, we have two huge riverts that IIRC they make the 2nd widest watershed in the planet so... our "Navy" is "Rivery" actually... *blush*

there's two Chacos, thanks to the Triple Alliance war thingie. we got the northern one of Pilcomayo river actually thanks to the mercy of an unitedstatian president (Rutherford Hayes)
Bolivia didn't get the memo about that and began invading in 1931

>what are the guaranis?
a heterogeneous group of loincloth-wearing savages
long story short: the Guarani language we speak is the one Jesuit priest gathered and made sense of. it's close to the brazilian Tupi Nheengatu (only that we write it Ñe'engatú, omg soo different)
the longer history includes lots of sex and yeah metissage. not gonna bother telling it all

It's called Chaco because it's part of the Gran Chaco
Paraguay has a region called Chaco too
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaco_(Paraguay)

>part by neglect, part by lots and lots of sex
Develop

Very informative.
Thank you Roque.

INTERRACIAL

BREEDING

GROUNDS

forgot to reply to this >Do they assimilate
they're dead Jim
the ones left are from tribes that forcedly made peace with the paraguayans (they don't even call themselves paraguayans) and live in reservations: Nivaclé, Mbya, Mbya-Guarani, Toba, Toba-Maskay, Ayoreo, etc.

>INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS
yeh but he said "develop" though

the neglect part is that this was the innermost landlocked mudhole property of the Crown of Spain and West Indies. Lima was too fucking far, the second biggest town (Buenos Aires) was also days away in boat and the warring natives and portuguese were always an issue. what did the king do? give a permit for Paraguay to choose their own governor as long as they don't fail to pay taxes. so Paraguay was always semi-independent
the sex part?
1) too outnumbered to kill all the natives
2) too poor to afford black slaves
3) some tupi-guarani tribes believed it was safer to just make peace with the invaders via marriages and interbreeding. that tradition stucked
4) too far for the Inquisition to exert power properly: that meant lots of uncontrolled sex relationships. some mestizos weren't even baptized, which the few missionaries tried to correct
5) speaking of missionaries, the Jesuits basically made a huge experimental nation of their own, called Reductions, where they educated and christianized several injun tribes before the portuguese came and blew the fuck over all of their work. that ensured that some natives survived and that lots of their traditions passed over to the mestizos, unlike other latin american countries where everything injun was systematically attempted to erradicate
6) much later, after independence, GODDAMN BATMA-- ahem, i mean José Rodríguez de Francia, supreme dictator and vigilante at the evenings forced every spaniard to marry a mestiza, both to spite them and to ensure there would never be a white elite

Paraguay is the country of the Jesuit Missions Voltaire wrote so much about.
Their identity is that, and speaking Guarani.

>give a permit for Paraguay to choose their own governor
You were part of Vice-royalty of Lime then La Plata and finally become independent, isn't it?

that's correct