ITT: characters who are uncomfortably relatable

ITT: characters who are uncomfortably relatable

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He's right though, 80s and 90s style of bureaucratic office management was not how humans should be. It's why that kind of corporate culture is rapidly fading and you dont see high rises stuffed to the brim with cubicles and miserable office workers that much any longer.

I heard a story about it on NPR

What dreamworld do you live in when corporate cubicle culture is on the decline? In my experience it's only getting worse, relentlessly so, with absolute no sign of slowing down or stopping.

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Apart from the OP I don't get why any of these images are relevant

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Momna gonna freak?

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Right down to going on holiday by mistake

These two. But I embrace the frantic social horror.

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Welcome to Sup Forums.

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Can someone help refresh my memory? How did he manage to charm Jennifer Aniston at her peak?

>implying Leprachaun isn't peak Aniston

not because i'm an ebin hacker freedom fighter

more the loneliness and anxiety

He probably has a big cock.

That's the only way to get women.

please go back to r eddit

I'm just an ape trying to do some monkey business.

i have been browsing Sup Forums for >six years and have never been to reddit

your move nigger

Every "office" style job is moving away from forced cubicle monkeying because the vast majority of such work can be done remotely.

Which is to say domestic employees are being fired and their jobs are being outsourced to indians.

Literally me

and NPR is well known for having an understanding of the real work world, being comprised of people that have been working on government funding their whole lives with diversity privileges.

corporate attitude is just downright hostile and heartless now. Thats why they want nothing but poo in loos with no soul.

browsing lel.
We call it lurking newfriend.
I bet you still live your parents

>you dont see high rises stuffed to the brim with cubicles and miserable office workers that much any longer.

No instead you get open offices without a bit of privacy, where the boss can easily see if you're slacking off. MUSH MUSH, WAGEKEK!

white collar jobs are declining rapidly senpai

That's not true at all.

Kung Fu

Whatever family. Believe what you like. If I were you I'd probably try to stop projecting.

Then I would kill myself because there's clearly no hope for you.

because jjennifer aniston is a solid 7 whom people only confuse for attractive because she was on a sitcom that was stupidly popular with adolescent boys?

he says, as his bosses are thinking of ways to outsource his work to india.

This
I'm about 80% Mark 20% Jez

This hits hard

jon favreau's character

By being genuine, charming, having an interesting personality and appealing to her on a human level. They were both stuck in wage slavery, but Peter took a stand against it, thereby reclaiming his humanity. That's what appealed to her. He spoke to the part of her that desperately wanted to just be free.

>npr
>government funding
"No"

He's not even remotely lonely though

basically any character who was foolish enough to remain alone, but is also incredibly lazy, selfish, and stupid...but means well

im changing though m8's, things are slowly getting better

same personality except i'm not rich

>Every "office" style job is moving away from forced cubicle monkeying because the vast majority of such work can be done remotely.

Just because the job can be done remotely doesn't mean these companies are awarding that to their employees, or that it's even more efficient to outsource them. The trend has actually been moving back towards having employees come to the office so they can't have any distractions and are more productive while on the clock.

>Trust me, I heard it on NPR.

literally Sup Forums

Because confidence, able to talk her that her job is shitty, and Kung Fu

>has a job

>I make things up and believe my own lies

i wonder if i'd be better off if i was more like reviewbrah. he must find his life fulfilling. i think things like "but he'd never get laid" but i hardly get laid myself. he probably wouldn't get a great job because he's so weird, doesn't fit in and doesn't have an education but then i don't really fit in/am popular or have a great job. i should start reviewing shitty food and see if my quality of life just improves

because it was written to happen by the writers?

You don't think the actors really have to charm each other, do you?

>inherited a big position I can't keep
>a hot but manipulative wife
>lots of pressure
>surrounded by menacing jesus freaks

Sup Forums the character

yeah i see myself in this guy.

i actively drive people away due to my selfishness. maybe one day i'll find my QT kirsten schaal who will always stand up for me

nah, he had sexual intercourse

>tfw my name is also Peter and he's basically living my life.

When should I throw in the towel and become a construction worker?

>has a job
>has a gf
>isn't prematurely balding

not everyone is a virgin like you

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you should kys and see if your quality of life improves

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doubt

damn you sound pretty butt flustered, you should calm down or evacuate to reddit where you belong.

he is basically literally me
only i have shit health
but somehow dont do drugs?
just have a really shit diet
and spend vast amounts of time alone
while lying to everyone including myself
and acting like i own the place where ever i go

plus i know nothing about computers accept how to browse google and probably have a billion viruses while being legitmately monitored through a computer

plus muh pain and alone blah blah blah

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I'm like Sam Hyde who can draw and do programming. With less fat and darker eyes though. He looks like me both in character and appearance regardless.

The Janitor from scrubs

Pretty easy to see myself as an antisocial freak with a dead end job

beat me to it. aging shitposter, the movie

>has a plan for his life but it doesn't work out
>feels in charge but really isn't
>intimidated by bigger men

I am CIA.

today
Do it user, break out of the rat race, be free

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I'm basically rich evans.

at least I'm not balding.

>It's a Mark has to admit to something that's false yet embarrassing to avoid something way more embarrassing episode.

Basically all his symptoms but downplayed (I can at least take care of myself and don't talk/act like an obvious looney; plus he's gone through parental trauma and has to deal with an abusive carer)

Don't think I've ever been as emotionally invested in an internet character as this. Really hope he uploads again soon and made it out alive :(

legit me in every way

I pity you.

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I'm always telling Jimmy, "Don't do it Jimmy."

>how I envision 89% of this board

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Pornkino

Have a link to the story? NPR is comfy

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>His solution was to work manual labour

Lel, try telling that to 80% of the population of my area. Every one of them are miserable bastards.

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I hate to admit this.

No its not

mfw when I always keep it in the family

>Handicapped
>Fucks mentally ill sister

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Living the dream

I'm not gay though. I swear.

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storytime, user

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That's what I used to think too user
Don't worry though, I'm sure those clumps of hair in the shower are just because you haven't gotten it cut in a while ;^)

nothing much more to say