ITT: post your guitars and other user make insulting assumptions about you

ITT: post your guitars and other user make insulting assumptions about you

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You seem to be a nice guy

we get it. you like old stuff ironically.

Most of the posters here play BC Rich or Ibanez so I'm going to go ahead and get it out of the way:

If you play a BC Rich or an Ibanez you're a teenager who plays shitty metal, you have no friends, and you'll be a virgin for your entire lives.

And no I'm not a faggot.

>not a guitar player either it seems

all ibanez or just the pointy ones?

Sup.

HA ha ha ha that's a good one sonny. Seriously though, your Moms dead.

Only knows how to play Sublime covers

and your mom didn't raise a guitar player

started playing guitar to pick up chicks, when its been proven to not work, stopped practicing or giving a shit about anything

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hollower and tinnier sounding than the tin man from wizard of oz

prestige whore who bought that online and was suckered into paying for the martin name

bump

So she is dead? Shit dude, that's terrible. Actually no its not, you were always a disappointment. Not to your dad though, 'hide the Salami' was the highpoint of his final years of Cancer.

trying a little hard there to defend your shitty little non guitar

Ibanez RG721 (or so)
Ibanez BTB 1605
Chapman ML2
Caparison Horus
Gibson LP Custom

Like when I'm elbow deep in your Mom?

Headless master race. The rest of the people in this thread are more concerned with how they look than how comfortable their instrument is. They also fell for the tone wood meme because they're easily programmed children. I salute you.

Oh they LOVE the pointy ones; the more edge, the better...

I forgot about the guitar, just enjoying your butthurt. Like your Mum.

I play bc rich because my friend sold it to me for dirt cheap

haha okay.

You sir are a Gentleman.

>comfortable

have you tried playing it sitting down?

There you go Skippy, that's the spirit. Now run along , I hear your uncle calling you from your closet- it's your 'special time'.

Yes. It has a kickstand on the lower edge so you can comfortably place it on your thigh. Have you tried playing it at all?

no, i play guitar.

You clearly know nothing Son.

hmm that's just your opinion man.

Sooo much whining, listen penarse, get your head out your ass.

did some fat chick not respond to your reddit private message or something? you sound irate.

Are you accidentally posting here from a Pony thread there Mary?

Trips of truth. Confirmed for whiny penarse, whatever the fuck that means in American English.

Your Sister was busy with her Atkins.

>responding after getting told
wew
dat musky smell of toddler butthurt

>gets mad because needs to defend his opinion

like wtf buddy... are you playing over a line6 spider? you seem like a guy who does this

'getting told'? Are you a 9yr old Mexican?

not sure which is sadder, samefag or differentfag

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>everyone who responds is that one guy
This isn't like your home site of reddit.

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still a better guitar than

Sorry, I don't speak that level of stupid.

Look at all the nigger posters. At least try and type like a white.

Make an assessment

Too boku.

Mobile won't post pics.

-Gibson custom shop les paul

-PRS McCarty

-old Fender highway one strat

-Custom made Jazzmaster with Sheptone PAF's

-Custom made Tele

-Music Man Sting Ray 5 bass

-Fender custom shop 5 string active Jazz bass

you nearly shat your pants when you realize that twist and shout and la bamba are the same song, and couldnt stop playing it for weeks.

you obviously do

>telecaster
You say shoegaze alot.

>Sorry, I don't speak that level of stupid.

that may be so, but who the fuck gets a headless guitar?

Everyone in this thread is a fucking retard with no culture.
OP plays a Firebird and a Lazer; clearly he idolized one of the greatest blues guitarists of all time Mr Johnny Winter
All you little kids need to go to bed

you're probably loaded but can't play for shit :)

>phoneposting trash

>Can't actually play guitar

>Just knows how to gallop and Tap

>too much pay benetar

I don't know what boku means
I don't know how play those. I like new American primitive and new age guitar

Here's my first guitar that I bought 2 weeks ago

You got ripped off.

no money for a real guitar

playes over line 6 spider - "best tone"

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not loaded, anyone with a job that pays higher than minimum wage can afford a used gibson.

Now you're repeating yourself, little kid. It's pretty sad how obsessed you are just because you'll never afford one.

why dat sticker?

Kek

>steve vai sucks
>neoclassical shred is gay

^you probably got triggered by one of those two statements

I already posted my guitars, but it's ok kiddo, learn how to play a real e guitar and come back

correct

They are two stickers, woman is one of them.
I liked both of them, no other reason than that

If you could stop posting from your obamaphone, that would be great.

well, that's just gay

OP said post your guitars, not post your lego projects

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Everyone in this thread is a fag except me. This is my guitar. I'm better than all of you and have good taste. Just give up on being a musician because I'm already fucking all that prime puss

well, that made me laugh

"headstock masterrace" with line6

We can tell you're the same person posting over and over because the mobile device you're using is placing a line break between the post text and the reply link. You're not fooling anyone.

>"headstock masterrace" with line6
You goofed and indicted yourself.

well, 2 metal guiats 1classic rock, 1 wtf is chapman even? and one bass ...

why?

forgot pic lol

I'm sorry for you, come back after you learn how to play a powercord

>epiphone

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spent more time telling people he plays guitar than actually playing guitar, also spent more time polishing guitar than actually playing guitar

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>powercord

I see you've realized your braid-dead error and are scrambling in damage control mode. Pathetic.

what am I supposed to do with this powercord?

>has a headless guitar

headless masterrace? is this you? I bow to you

Number one: Lacote 1830

>powercord
Dumb white trash.

has a line6

*tip*

Number 2: Tschannen 2008 (8 string)

is black with a headless guitar

"masterrace"

>repeating digits for a child who won't stop repeating himself
It's like pottery.

Number 3: 11 string bohlin 1999

also: youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

i would've gotten a gibson if i could afford it, but unfortunately it wasnt in the cards for me. besides, im just learning so id didn't make sense to spend a bunch in case i didn't stick with it

i practice every day, and have learned a lot in the last 2 weeks. i don't tell people i play guitar... just that i TRY to play guitar, and i haven't polishet it at all since i've had it