Wake up

>wake up
>still no ass eating gf

That's probably for the best. I've been told my wiping habits are on the lazy side.

Who told you that?

His brother.

nice

His father

His grandfather

him wifes son

His great uncle

Escherichia coli

I don't get how anybody expects to finger themself, and NOT get a shitty finger in the process, you know?

If I die for islam I will get 40 ass licker virgins?

You get 72 phamalam

nah that'd be weird, i only want to lick her ass

ur mum

The idea of getting my own ass licked is a huge turn off. I wouldn't want anyone anywhere near my ass.
But the idea of eating a girl's ass is so sexy. I would love to stick my entire tongue up a girl's asshole and eat her shit

>being this beta

Fugg off with this gay shit

>wake up
>still no piss drinking bf

>tfw no bf
black guys only

Tfw no gf who only fucks black guys

I can be your gf...

My gf eats my bum every now and then desu

Lucky fuck