Guess what: I'm a woman

Guess what: I'm a woman

I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now. I'm an MIS and Marketing major, top of my class. I have an IQ of 146. I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships. I'm a member of the MENSA society. I voted for Trump. I'm not a feminist, however, I'm probably more intelligent than most of you in this thread.

Wether you like it or not, females are comperable. I'm not here to steal your money. I'll probably make more than you. I'm not going to make you a sandwhich, I'll have my personal chef do it. The ironic thing is my father married for looks and I'm actually attractive as well. Cocky? Yes. Ashamed? No.

I won't show you my tits, I'll be your CEO one day

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>I've been using Sup Forums for 8 years now
I've been lurking Sup Forums since 2003.
Based on this information, I want to know less about you than I already do.

> I'll be your CEO one day

No you won't, because I work for a Canadian-owned company.

>post literally any image of any random female
>type "femanon here"
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 lonely, gullible spergs appear and spend the next 45 minutes screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers

WORKS EVERY TIME

tits or gtfo

Guessed what a samefag you are.

Looks like you're going to be a very busy person, I admire that. We need forward thinkers. Though I don't quite agree with your voting for Trump, I can see past that.
You're destined for a bit of stress in your life. I can help with that. If you'd like some degrading sex acts performed on you at your whim look me up. Or just come here to Sup Forums, we'll do our best to debase your dreams to what they should really be.
And I hope in your travels you get to meet the next Comander in Chief. It would be good for you to get his input, his wonderful intellect, and to get groped by his 70 year old liver spotted hands.

Welcome to the future where I am still grinding your nuts into a fucking pulp after the last woman joke you made. As a feminist I don't expect you to understand how much we try to please you and you shoot us down with another insult. I'm done kiddo you can kiss your spot on the train station good bye because that spot is now reserved for my purse bitch. I'll have you know I've killed 387 terrorists (all men) in Aleppo and my blood lust won't end until I'll vaporize you into a pile of ashes. Step up and ill burn you like jew in aushwitz. I've got more social justice warrior status then you and I just sent a police squad to your house thinking that your El Chapo, prepare for a bullet storm. Maybe you should have looked where my eyes are not my boobs, peace.

>I'm only a sophomore and have had 7 internships

You've been stupid enough to work for nothing 7 times?

More fool you. Learn from experience

>I'll be your CEO one day
no you won't. I'm on NEETbux

>comperable

Idjit.

>Wether you like it or not, females are comperable
> make you a sandwhich

When you learn to spell, you'll be taken seriously. IQ = 145? Fuck off, 85 is closer

kys now i have to watch terminator

nice 1 OP
but i might be the shareholder that tells you what to do anyway

My only question is why are you seeking validation and attention from us?


If the aforementioned is true you could be much better things with your time instead of wasting it here.

>marketing
>iq 146

okay babe

Just how many fedoras do you own, son?

yea that shit is awesome. no one with an IQ above 95 would assume there aren't people like you. however the theme of this website is to troll people, so I don't know what kind of reaction you're hoping for other than enlighting people.

The main reason people say "tits or gtfo" is because if they want to be treated with special care for being a femanon then they should give something in return, otherwise, why not state yourself as an user an be treated equally to the rest? This does not apply in this thread obviously

Intelligent
Voted for Trump.

pick one.

>implying there are no smart women or simply that smart people don't misspell?
>either way: are you from saudi arabia...?

>Guaranteed replies

being intelligent does not imply you have compasion. voting right might simply mean you're selfish

Now tits or gtfo

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Stopped reading after the IQ. However, thanks for the try and the newish pasta.

TITS OR GTFO

You wait here, son.

Low quality bait op is a triggered tumblrina

Not sure if bait or real

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you son?

kek

No, the only way it's smart for an undergrad to vote Trump is if daddy is a billionaire. And an heiress wouldn't do seven internships, because daddy can just get precious a job right out of school.
This isn't to say that an undergrad should've voted for Clinton either, they should've voted for literally anybody else (who wasn't a former governor of New Mexico).

IO 146, women, on Sup Forums?

More of a cutting board

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Hey OP. You're not a woman. You are a 13 yr old faggot in your moms basement who havent cleaned his room since last year. Video related: youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

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> called out for shit bait
> he took my bait!
No

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Vehicle parts?

ravioli ravioli give me the copy pasteroli

No you wont.

I am a male version of you and in the company i work for only men get the top positions.

The best you can hope for is to order me a sandwich for our lunch meeting before our afternoon golf outing.

You know what; never mind we'll hit hooters on the way out. With your skillset you wouldn't mind doing that exchange migration while we drink with clients.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I know what you want whitey

Horrible use of a horrible pasta

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>OP posts shitty low-quality bait
>85 autistic spergs show up and spend the next hour screaming about how they're not going to fall for the shitty low-quality bait

Fucking Sup Forums.

God damn, shut the fuck up. Yes, I'm not attracted to short men, and this precisely why. So fucking what? You're all insecure, petty, and meek. Get. The. Fuck. Over it. What the hell do you want me to do? To let myself get raped by a short man? Listen, I am NOT OBLIGATED to give you attention or to let myself have a physical relationship with a man I have no attraction to. And every piece of advice that I give short men that never stop complaining about their "tribulations" goes unheard. You want me to be a "roastie?"
I think short men are absolutely worthless. Every time I see one smiling, I can only think to myself how depressed he must be and how much he must hate himself. Every time a short man hits on me, I recoil inwards a bit and I immediately go to laugh about it with some friends. I will mock short men whenever they leave the room, and I will get my tall, male friends to mock them as well. Every time a short man gets angry, I can't help but laugh at how helpless and timid he looks. Every time a short man complains about his height, I have to stop myself from telling him to man up and date fat girls like he deserves. Every time a short man tells a funny joke, I start laughing at the joke, but then start laughing even harder at his height, which is why I sometimes get short men hitting on me thinking they did well to please me. I tell short men that their height doesn't matter, even though whenever I'm with a group with a short man, I almost never make eye contact with them and proceed to talk over them. And most of all, the main reason why I want a tall husband is because I don't want a short son, and if I get a short son, I will give him HGH injections.

why would not having compassion or selfishness be associated with people who voted for Trump?

say for example, if one of the family members of a soldier killed in Benghazi was both extremely compassionate and or very unselfish, would you expect them to vote Clinton?

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>Lurked since 2003
>Can't see obvious copypasta
yea, i'm sure you have dumbfuck

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Everyone is baited. You included.

Spend one minute looking at post, already spot obvious elementary spelling AND grammar errors.
Lolllolol saying you are Mensa approved????
Thanks for making my day great again.

nice job

come on man that's stale as shit you got spice up that pasta for 2017

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Tits or GTFO

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>'Smarter than you.'
>Voted Trump

Pick one and rewrite your bait. It's decent bait, 6 out of 10 or so but you can't claim to be mensa certified and vote for Trump. Even the retards on Sup Forums know that.

just fuck off bitch

I actually pity you.

Hypergamy is a real thing, not because a woman is to encouraged to marry up in social caste by her parents, but because the desire to marry up is instinctive. A woman's need for her to "better deal" herself when she trades access to her pussy for a better life is tied to her sexual attraction. You just aren't sexually attracted to men who make as much or less money than you.

Just look at the "house husband" debacle that occurred in England last decade. Men were encouraged by their wives to stay at home and play dad while they worked only to discover that they lost all respect for their mates and all sexual desire.

The more successful you become, the less romantic options there will be available to you. You're never going to be attracted to the men you end up with and you'll always smirk at them for being equal or less than you.

CUCK JEWWWW

OP is Mad

Sarah Connor isn't some random woman you uneducated pleb.

quads nice, anyways i kinda thought the theme of the site was image sharing.

Ya wanna fuck?

tits or gtfo cunt no one cares

lol personal chef
This pasta tastes funny

im a girl blablabla

stfu and show tits or gtfo

Is this pasta?

so you are the intellectual (ĭnˌtl-ĕkˈcho͞o-əl) attentionwhore

>comperable
lrn2spel

Fucking newfags, Sup Forums was created in 2006. You fucking dumb shits are only fooling other newfags.

I will believe it if you can get 146 on an online iq test.

/thread

>Guess what: I'm a woman

Then you know the drill.

Tits or GTFO

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Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

Larping seems like a fun hobby. Wish i had the spare time

An american female woman

Dosen't know what feminist means. Voted for Trump.. stupid bitch. Tits or gtfo

>IQ of 146
>going on Sup Forums
these two things dont sync up

trips demand it

Stale as fuck pasta

I mean I'm pushing using 170 iq doesn't mean ur smart it just means u have the ability to be lots of ppl in the 200 club dumb as fucking rocks cause they don't care

is this op, master of bait?