7th grade

>7th grade
>extended period
>teacher puts on songs for class
>requests
>kids play hip songs
>be me
>think I'm going to be a "prankster"
>tells teacher I have a song
>teacher tells me to put it on
>Never Gonna Give You Up
>interrupted pop song that everyone loved
>what is this crap, yells future-jock
>try to explain Rick Rolling
>wtfisthiskidtalkingabout.jpg
>teacher tries justifying song
>says it was popular during her age
>makes it THAT much worse
>cringe
>tell them that they can change if they want
>it was supposed to be a joke
>nobody gets it

And that's when I learned to never pull what I think are "pranks" on classmates.

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wow you fucking retard I hope you graduated without shooting up the school

my class was in the library for a test and i blasted rick astley as loud as the computer could lol

>7th Grade
>Was always akward and retarded
>Couple hot girls took note of that
> Came towards me and started to fuck with me
>Don't remember what lead to it but one of the girls asks "Do I give you a boner?"
>Being the weird fuck I am, I say YES all excited
>Everyone made fun of me cause of it.

Twist ending: OP was homeschooled.

>7th grade
>Decide to make popcorn
>forget popcorn in microwave
>fire detector
>school evacuates
>Also the day I got raped by my step dads dog

Blehrg

U pulled it out wrong
It doesnt matter if they know the joke or not, as long as it's objectively unpleasant.

>back in hs
>a few classmates and I were obsessed with unreal and starcraft
>virginity 101
>decide to run a tournament, it was incredibly popular
>Got the keys of the computer lab to install the game and protocols (this was around 2008)
>bored alone inside after installation is done, i decide to use my l33t haxz0r .bat skills to switch every shortcut to a mp4 of Rick Astley, in every computer, except for starcraft and Quake 3
>set Never gonna give you up as default opening theme
>switch all school radio songs to never gonna give you up
>"Reading Rabbit" kids learning app lead to never gonna give you up
>Leave room
>tournament next day is a success
>listen to rick astley over and over in the radio
>classmates angy cos they songs wouldn't play. Just rick astley instead
>rick astley for hours
>rick astley for days
>mfw elementary schoolers singing never gonna give you up
>mfw teachers held a meeting for the rick astley paranoia
>Never gonna give up, Never gonna let you down

>7th grad
>music lesson
>female teacher told us to give her music tracks that we like, so she can analyse them and we would then deal with them in school
>was edgy fucktard
>gave her some dimmu borgir shit, cuz muh toughness
>fast forward next week, next music lesson
>forgot about the music stuff
>she actually plays that track
>literally all the other pupils are shocked
>dont know how to react
>max cringe

still gives me the cringes this day. hate db since that time

looks like everything happens in 7th grad

>7th grade
>scrawny and tiny
>girls hitting growth spurts first
>walking in hall
>manly chick that plays basketball playing around
>picks me up and spins me above her head
>all hot girls see
>spaghettis fly out of all my pockets
>seen as tiny weakling forever

that's just sad

nearly 10years ago but still makes me cringe

>13th grade
>friday
>last 2 hours of the week, 5th and 6th hour
>geo teacher has something with his brain
>good teacher but no interest in controlling the class or tell them to stfu
>some guys bought 2 crates of beer
>start drinking in the middle of the class

maybe you know the penis game? next person has to say penis louder than the one before him

>make this with loud burps instead of saying penis
>mfw when i realise why people say we need to reform our schoolsystem

>Be me
>8th grade
>Meet a curvey qt3.14
>She's 5'4" and I'm 5'10"
>She's in 9th grade so we talk every so often
>2 months later
>Bf/gf scenario
>Find out she is kinky as fuck
>Wants to try some things with me
>Imgongetlaid.png
>About a week later
>Lie to parents I'm going to a "sleepover party"
>She has a force-feeding fetish
>Bought literally $50 worth of food
>She really wanted it to work
>I didn't care, free food
>2 hours later
>Omg I'm so fucking full
>She's horny, I'm not
>She climbs on me to be "sexy"
>Please no
>Hits the worst spot possible
>Throw up everywhere
>Spend next hour in bathroom
>That's another fetish she had
>Fucking Christ woman
>"What the fuck?! You fucking weirdo!"
>She takes that like a bullet
>She starts crying
>I leave
>Next day at school
>"user, your gf is in the hospital, she OD'd last night"
The story kinda tells it self after that, we havent talked in forever after that
>Tl;dr, my gf tried force feeding with me and it went horribly wrong and she almost killed herself but I got free food.
Kek

Are 7th graders just automatically awkward?

>Be me
>7th grade
>For some reason I had the giggles that day
>It's Health class
>We are talking about some shit I forget
>Guy from football team says he has Asthma
>I fucking break down laughing for about half a second then try to play it off as a coughing fit
>Everyone asks if I'm alright
>I actually almost said "Yeah I just have asthma"
>I have no idea why

In numerology the number 7 is the seeker, the mastermind, and the searcher of Truth. 7 doesn't fully trust things - 7 continually attempts to comprehend the fundamental, shrouded truths. 7 realizes that nothing is precisely as it appears and that the truth is regularly taken cover behind figments. 7th grade is everything and nothing.

>tfw got caught sucking my own dick in an empty class

kek

>summer before freshman yr. in Highschool
>buddy hosting a Serious Sam LAN party with 8 other guys
>we all plan on sleeping over, friend has huge basement
>gaming whines down, start talking about blow jobs
>nobody has gotten one, all want to know what it feels like
>friend throws sister pink wig at me, user you look like a girl, maybe you could blow us
>I put on wig, the guys really start razen me, slapping my ass, saying, "I'd let that suck my dick"
>I pipe in, "Ww.. we could take turns Bb.. blowing each other with the wig on?"
>Slient...
>"fuck it, I want to know what it feels like I let him blow me" says one of the lads
>Wait! (one of the guys runs upstairs and grabs his sisters lipstick) Put this on!
>Iii...I don't kno.. "Fucking do it!"
>put matching pink lipstick on
>everybody starts getting really into it, "Holy shit! he totally looks like a girl, I'll do it now"
>I reluctantly go done on the first guy, he finish in like 2 min, I end up swallowing because I thought that is what you have to do
>"I'm next!" another penis is put in my face
>"Bb.. but I thought we are taking turns at blowing
>come'on user you already have the wig and lipstick on
>one after one I suck off every guy in the room and swallow, can't be rude
>It's not bad nobody last more than 3min
>Alright, my turn guys. Nobody makes eye contact with me
>guys?
>sorry user you the only one that is good enough to do it, great job tho.
>everybody agrees, ya, ya really good work user!
>the rest of my Highschool life I'm called "The dumpster" short for "The cumdumpster"
>really want to be with a girl but end up dating a guy for a year and half because everybody thinks I'm gay
>I didn't have my first incounter with a girl til college

Wow that's pretty hot though

Post pics

>8th grader
>doesn't know that you don't swallow

Dude, you're a sissy slut.

>be in health class
>talking about sexual preferences
>teacher says to put up your hand if you support gay marriage
>I decide to put up my hand since its 2016
>I am the only one
>my face goes red as everyone is looking at me
>rumours of me being gay spread
>almost the end of the year so I don't change school
>if this year they remember, I'm changing

Disrespect to the max.
13th grade, so like Freshman in College?

HUAHA, lolol HA

No shame.
I ain't gay, but I believe gay people deserve to get married. It's just for tax reasons, why is it fair that straight people who get married can have benefits of marriage and gay people can't?

Fuck those niggers who think you're gay for supporting gay marriage.

Some countries do things differently.

Young Turtle, you erred in seeking their approval for being rickrolled. That is the Pussy in you, nurtured by your mother feminizing your mind.

I am here to tell you that you actually achieved 7th Grade Troll Status with a legitimate Rickroll. You should not pout and throw a pity party. You should fap to Traps to celebrate your success.

>Riding bikes in...
>7th fucking grade
>Have to take a shit
>But my friends and I are frolicking in the warm summer sun
>Tell them I need to use the bathroom
>They just tell me to go in the woods real quick
>Well actually...
>They start thinking of stupid shit to do with my poop
>Since it was close to Mother's Day we decided for me to poop in a box, write "Happy Mother's Day" on it and leave it on the doorstep of another friend that didn't want to come outside to play that day
>Poop in box
>Leave box on doorstep
>Ring doorbell
>Watch as his dad actually picks up the box and takes it inside

>3 months later
>Friend that didn't want to come outside that day invites me in
>Casually says to dad sitting at computer in living room
>"Hey Dad, Remember that box with the poop in it? Guess who was the one who did it?"
>I start to shit brix
>His Dad talks to me for 5 minutes not to fucking do that again

hey op? youtube.com/watch?v=aekiMlGQDLY

underageb&

Show them you're not some redneck hick and suck off some skinny gay prostitute in front of as many classmates as you can.

Thanks bro but the whole school is full of ghetto sheep that adopt the gangster lifestyle and everyone is in with herd mentality so it's only a matter of time before some shit like this happens again.

nope germany

Ah.
That explains why you were able to have beer in class? It's legal at 16, isn't it?

>7th grade
>everybody in the class (boys) start casually grabbing girls' asses and tits during the pauses between classes
>they just surround a girl, force her to a wall and grab her tits and ass
>only one who never participated was me
>one day some of the girls ask me why i don't do it
>"i think that's degrading"
>confused and disgusting looks
>probably everybody thought i was gay

Not to be racist or anything
but I suspected the sort.
Doesn't matter the skin color, it's the "gangster" mentality, even fucking nigger white people are like that, especially in my school.

>welcome to turkey

There is something about 7th grade...
Must be the realization that you are either a nerd or a "jock."

I'm with you there, grabbing asses is actually one of my biggest pet peeves when it comes to respect. Not white-knighting here, but it's hella disrespectful. If someone actually wanted to fuck, and/or date a woman (or girl in this case), then they should get off their asses and be respectful.

Some of those videos on YouTube of women walking around by themselves in cities and getting cat calls really piss me off. None of 'em have any class.

Even "alphas" would still respect a woman, you're just an asshole if you don't.

Another story that happened last year
>be in sport class
>playing indoor soccer
>wooden floor
>haven't done much the whole game as I'm shit at soccer
>see a Chad running with the ball
>decide to run in from side
>I put to much effort in and accidentally trip him over
>the fat cunt lands on top of me
>scrape of heaps of skin on my forearm
>everyone is laughing and I get up and dab to show I'm not in pain
>realise that was a stupid thing to do
>it's scars and it's still there

those are some shit friends man

YO WTF LOL DONT WORRY THE EXACT SAME SHIT HAPPENED TO ME MAN

BUT I DIDNT SAY SOME GAY SHIT LIKE ITS DEGRADING I WANTED 2 DO IT BUT I PROLLY WOULDVE GOT A RAPE CHARGE

That can't be real. (You) for getting me to reply

thats just sad. I hate people.

Never said they weren't white, the ethnic backround of my school is mixed.

OP here

The entire 7th grade and 8th grade people thought I was gay... It meant something to me back then. I would really get angered at people who thought I was gay, but nowadays I don't give a fuck.

I dyed my hair pink freshman year (of high school) for some stupid Twitch thing I was doing after I got a lot of followers. It really taught me how to deal with shittalkers. You kind of just have to ignore them. Besides, if they really have a problem with you, they would confront you. Only pussies would talk behind your back.

A lot of the reason people thought I was gay 7th and 8th grade is that I was friends with a group of guys who were "misfits" to say the least. We would walk the halls to classes we had together and whatnot. We were really close because we played Minecraft and Counter-Strike after school. One of the guys was actually really extroverted and a respectable person. Nobody would fuck with him because he was built. Always helps to be friends with someone built when you're somewhat scrawny. I envied his personality in Middle School because he could always talk to ANYONE. It really helped me get to where I am now, I'm not worried about interactions anymore, not like when I was younger.

I guess it's just a perk of getting older, you just don't give a fuck what people think of you.

>inb4 underage
I'm a Senior in high school now
Turned 18 a few months ago.

Gas yourself faggot

>7th grade
>twitch

Underageb&

A nigger doesn't have to be black.
White people can be niggers too.
Same as Asians.

As long as they're ignorant, disrespectful fucks who will probably end up living off of welfare as an adult.

I streamed during 8th grade summer and Freshman year.

>using ebin memes in real life
Just kill yourself now.

gtfo

rest in reeces pieces

At least he wasn't called gay.

You were bullied and had no friends in school i can tell

as a nigger can confirm this user is absolutely correct

The thing is my whole life I've lived in a secluded part of the coast of NSW and the people acted like a normal Australian. but when I moved to Sydney the way people act is fucking disgusting and all about your social status in school which won't matter within a year (I'm in year 11). The school I go to is dominated by one social group that's full of lebs, islanders, niggers, whites and some 3rd worlders. They are pretty much assholes to anyone that isn't them, they completely lack any motivation to get educated (which I like seeing) and have unrealistic fantasies about their future jobs (NBA player, rugby cunt, etc). I hope these dickheads regret being fuckwits for their entire lives after school. I probably sound autistic that I'm ranting about people like this but I hope I'm not alone in this thread.

Sounds exactly like they're niggers.
>No interest in getting education
>Wannabe NBA
>Will never amount to anything
>Insults people because they know this

Niggers confirmed.

Dude, you're a pussy it's called flirting you just need to know when to grab a chick's ass instead of stalking around pinching cheeks like a creep

in my last year in high school, they played never gonna give you up during an assembly

everyone knew what it was

>5th grade
>music class, metal folding chairs
>friend cracks joke, lol so hard
>massive fart, amplified by metal chair & bare wall
>class laughs even harder as I redface
>the smells

>be in high-school.
>have one gf for 2 weeks, then break up.
>no confidence around girls.
>graduate
>best friend bragging about getting laid in high school because he has a big dick.
>several girls just fuck him to see what it feels like.
>get a gf like a year later
>we fug.
>I hear from her friends that she was bragging about how big my dick was.
>she measures it one time.
>fuck.
>I could have been getting laid in high-school because of it.

Yea
The same is happening this year at my high school.

Nobody DID know what Rick Assley was until this year, apparently.
Then again, my school is full of white people.
We have 2000 students and LITERALLY 13 of them are black.

Why did you let her measure your dick?
Did she take a fucking ruler to it?

All girls' boyfriends' dicks are huge. They just want to brag to their friends.

>raped by stepdads dog
>tells story of burnt popcorn instead.

Every black is a nigger
Not all niggers are black

how big?

>high-school
>driving with gf of a week.
>on the freeway, taking her home
>"user, do you think you'd swerve if you were getting a blowjob while driving "?
>... Uhhh...probably .
>"oh..."
>realize my mistake immediately.
>" I mean, this is a small car, and.... "
>" never mind, user. "
>break up a week later

It still hurts.

>Dimmu Borgir


That band is the cringiest fucking gay wad shit ever lol

Wish I could have seen that shit .

>dab
You should've bled out on that pitch

lel

lmao nice story user

>7th grade
>chemistry class
>teacher assigns lab partners in alphebitic order
>me (jackson) get assigned with girl (jones)
>talk a couple times but usually small talk
>ask her what college course she wants to do
>she says medicine
>I say "oh doctah jones' in a shit chinese accent
>keep calling her that in the same voice because nothing else to talk about
>one day hear her talking to her friend at the bag racks
>literally asked "is jackson a little autistic"
>mfw she hasn't seen indiana jones
>mfw she asked for a new lab partner
Never talked to her since

Mfw people thought I was gay through middle school and high school for no reason

>2nd grade
>Class ends
>Everyone goes to their cubbies to get their lunches from their backpacks
>Everyone is circling one specific cubby and giggling
>It's mine
>Someone put a Hello Kitty love letter on my coat hanger
>Pull letter off coat hanger with great velocity
>Don't even bother reading it
>Normally someone would find this to be sweet
>However, my 2nd grade mind found this to be patronizing
>"Who put this filth here?!" I say, with clenched teeth
>No one answers
>Everyone is either intimidated or still laughing
>Tear up love letter and throw it away
>Eat my lunch angrily
Somebody loved me and I pushed her away. I can never forgive myself.

ha

This whole thread is fake news.

>be in yr9 (8th grade for amerifats)
>go into the computing lab after school
>discovered IT teacher's password
>log into her account
>go to internet explorer
>tee hee hee
>type in "a"
>ashleymadison.com
>at the time no idea what this was
>go onto site
>teacher already logged in
>see she having 4 simultaneous relationships with 4 guys
>go home
>go to this site
>type in her credentials from school
>fucking works
>say profane and edgy stuff to these guys
>next day
>IT
>teacher moping and wailing all lesson
>one time breaks down during class
>question_mark.mov
>don't see her for a while
>go home
>go back to the website
>log in again
>see what teacher had said to the guys
>"my account got hacked"
>"i swear, probably a student"
>"please trust me :;("
>none of them agree with her
>never see teacher again

it is legal to buy 16 and up, but schools usually have a strict rule against drug use on anything school related, they wouldnt let us have a beer at our prom which wasnt even hosted at our school

checked and keked

the cringe is real

>be me
>8th grade
>leader of fats
>feelsbadman.png
>warm-ups in gym class
>whatever
>do sit ups while dying
>hottest girl in class 8 feet away from butthole
>hnnng
>rip wettest ass
>hot girl turns around
>"user was that you?!?!"
>fuck my fucking life
>carry on through remainder of year knowing I nearly sharted on my crush

>be me
>6th grade
>just got a haircut and a lot of people had been complementing me
>get to art class where the hottest girl of my grade was
>"you got a haircut user?"
>try to act cool as I think of something to say
>"noooooo, I went to the zoo and a zebra bit my head" in a sarcastic voice
>she looks at me like i'm some type of autistic pedophile, turns to her friends, and they all start laughing
>that moment still makes me cringe today.

you failed at learning your lessen then.

the real lesson should have been to not use Internet memes in real life.

you have a lot of growing up to do.

>8th grade
>music class
>50-ish female teacher talking about african music
>couple of classmates in the back are havin' a giggle
>calling black people monkeys and shit
>teacher gets pissed
>starts yelling about how these 14yr old white males are ruining society
>they make ironic remarks like "calm down you WHITE WOMAN"
>A WHITE MALE BEING IRONIC? HOW FUCKING TYPICAL!
>the WHITE MALES didn't stop
>teacher ran out of the classroom
>didn't return till class was nearly over
>dismisses us

>3rd grade
>class talking about god
>was never raised to believe in god
>teacher asks what were the 3 wise men
>think to myself "oh i know"
>blurt out "Jesus,Joseph and Mary!"
>whole class laughs at me
>fuck

>be me
>9th grade
>bored in science
>right at the back of the class
>two of the people around me are absent
>fuck yeah
>unzip jeans
>everyone hears
>whole class turns silent
>after 8 seconds, teacher began again
>slowly move jeans down to ankles
>"easy does it"
>all the way down
>kick them away
>oh shit oh shit!
>now just wearing boxers and t-shirt
>awkwardly try to retrieve jeans with feet
>no success
>look around
>still no-one has seen
>fuck it
>please forgive me for my autism
>continue with plan, only 8 mins of lesson left
>boxers down
>fap.gif
>people here the sounds
>no one looks my way
>awesome
>people still looking around
>decide it's my only chance
>slowly fap, try not to climax
>teacher leaves the room
>people turn around looking for the noises
>still no-one looking at me
>biggest mistake 2
>i came
>make loudest "eeuuughhh" noise
>everyone stops
>looks at me
>see my dick out
>teacher walks in
>teacher just told me to go out the class to "talk"
>realise that someone took the jeans
>walk out the class, with a massive boner bulge as everyone laughs and take video and pictures
>3 days suspension for "disturbing the class"
>nicknamed "banana boy"
>mfw

omg man

...

Underrated post

kek user who cares

Explain more pls

keep going, I'm almost finished!

5'10" in grade 8? Are you 6'7" now?

>hs
>9th grade
>principal comes on the speaker
>"medical stayput, teachers please do not let your students out of the room"
>thinks its just another wheelchair tard getting stuck somewhere
>a few periods later i go to lunch
>friends tell me girl vaped so hard she had a seizure and passed out
>my face.jpg

Thats cute tho
I wanna take care of you

Feel like I've heard this before

>in class
>get boner
>hits table
>"bonk"
>expelled for "vandalism"

>be 9
>have a kind of a talent show for our parents at the end of the year
>three girls in class are rehearsing a dance of some kind
>it's just a normal dance to a popular song
>myself and two friends think it's ass, we decide to do our own dance
>i don't know why I thought this was a good idea
>we are 'manly' so we come up with a karate dance (none of us knows karate)
>we simulate fighting and throw each other around
>looked autistic as fuck, still have it on tape
>don't know why teacher allowed it
>a schoolmate has a cd that came with bionicle lego toys, it has some shit techno music
>we think it's cool and edgy decide to use it
>the show comes, we didn't actually rehearse our dance just try to wing it
>we start off as good as we can
>do it for about 2-3 minutes, cringy as fuck
>cd has two songs, teacher was supposed to stop it after first one, she doesnt care
>second song comes on, instead of stopping we keep on going
>we are embarassing ourselves even more, some parents start laughing
>i stop start crying and run from the classroom
>the end

>curvy
>force feeding fetish
That's user'a way of saying he dated an obese chick