Jellyfish are superior to crabs
>can live forever unless eaten
>float around with no fucks to give
>amazing defense
>can kill humans with a single sting
Crabs are weak and easily fed upon. Jellyfish master race.
Jellyfish are superior to crabs
Dylan Fisher
Matthew Rodriguez
true!
Hudson Ward
crab can grab
Hudson James
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Oliver Perez
Why are you reddit cucks suddenly posting crabs and coconuts on our board gtfo
Jackson Bailey
Crabs > jellyfish
Bentley Mitchell
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Logan Jones
All of you are retarded
Water is clearly the superior life form
Joseph Sanchez
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Adrian Davis
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Eli Sanchez
I saw a little girl get stung by a jellyfish once, her mother was going crazy because it was out of the season where there are lifeguards around and she didnt know what to do for her daughter.
I said you need to put urine on it because the ammonia helps sooth it, the mother didn't need to urinate and the little girl was far too busy crying to answer if she could so I volunteered which the mother thanked me and gave me the go ahead.
Imagine the look on the mothers face when I slapped my cock out and blasted her daughter with piss.
Wyatt Brown
All thanks to the glorious jellyfish. You wouldn't get that chance with a bitch-ass crab bite.
Leo Smith
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Tyler Flores
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Anthony Ramirez
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Evan Bailey
>jellyfish have no brains
>just like the people who go on this website
Sea turtles>Coconut Crabs>Jellyfish
Brandon Wood
Fuck ifunny nigga
Wyatt Murphy
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Chase Ortiz
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Jaxon Baker
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Jaxon Jenkins
>washes up on beach
>dies
Zachary Wright
>can live forever
what the actual fuck are you talking about
Matthew Hall
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Gabriel Morales
this is what makes Sup Forums great again
Nathaniel Hernandez
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Owen Long
>can live forever unless eaten
this is not true of all jellyfish
Cooper Hughes
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Caleb Smith
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Easton Long
Jellyfish, like lobsters, can regenerate tissue and reverse aging. They can only die from predators, injuries or illness.
Joseph Williams
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Thomas Kelly
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Nicholas Edwards
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Jose Gonzalez
this is wrong. orcas are born tail first so the calf doesn't drown
Ayden Martin
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Carson Powell
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Oliver Lewis
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Liam Gomez
You're actually correct. The collective ocean is now widely considered one single superorganism, making it the largest living thing ever.
Jordan Sanchez
more of this please
Jason Miller
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Noah Reyes
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Hudson Cruz
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Christopher Garcia
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Lucas Torres
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John Cox
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Ethan Hill
We can't concede victory comrades. They think they've won.
Jackson Diaz
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Henry Hughes
Jellyfish will never be this cool
Alexander Johnson
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Justin Murphy
Jellyfish are fucking cool, I wish I still had my pictures of the jellyfish they had at the Smithsonian museum in DC.
I'd love to be in a cage and watch a group of great white sharks feeding, that would be amazing.
The sea is fucking dope
Hudson Bailey
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Sebastian Thomas
I like both crabs and jellyfish, but jellyfish are clearly superior
Jack Kelly
It works. Not for all but a good 80%
Nathaniel James
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Liam King
Fuck you ifunny
William Thompson
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Sebastian Foster
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Jaxon Robinson
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Julian Price
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Brayden Mitchell
100% agreed!
Cooper Richardson
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Isaac Watson
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John Morris
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Isaac Turner
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Matthew Hernandez
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Adrian Barnes
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Jaxson Nguyen
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William Flores
What the fuck has this thread become
John Hernandez
A window into the mind of jellyfags
Carter Green
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Brody Young
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Alexander Gutierrez
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Jonathan Clark
yes all jellyfish do this
David Mitchell
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Grayson Bennett
This should end the debate
Elijah Kelly
now I want to fuck loli dolphin
Jaxon Sullivan
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Elijah Williams
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Colton Brooks
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Daniel Long
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Colton Cox
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James Powell
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Austin Nguyen
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Jose Stewart
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Parker Evans
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Evan Rodriguez
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Jackson Long
Everyone knows opabinia are superior, that's why they've been extinct hundreds of millions of years.
Justin Howard
Big meaty claws say otherwise
Colton Wood
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