What are your dealbreakers for girls/guys Sup Forums?

What are your dealbreakers for girls/guys Sup Forums?
Mine are smoking, tattoos and being fat. Pic somewhat related

Are you single OP?

>Hello there Mr FAGGOT virgin ^_^

Being liberal.

No, I have a girlfriend of 5 years

Lies

Fatties.
Ugly Faces.
If she doesn't do drugs she has to at least drink.
Blacks.
Feminazi.
Any kind of retardation, physical abnormality, or incurable illness

Having more than one child from a previous relationship and/or wanting to have any number of children with a future partner.

I was 12 years old when I decided that I don't want kids, and I've stuck by that ever since. I'm open to being with someone who has one child from a previous relationship. I can handle that just fine, but my happiness drops off significantly when there's a second child in the equation. I know this from experience.

It's true I swear

>astrology
>permanent dirt under nails
>stupid tattoo
>face piercing
>ear stretcher
>dreadlocks
>refuses to grow a bush

Does she know that too?

I love Chicks that:
smoke.
Do drugs and drink.
Are Stupid skinny.
Rave.
Or have weird colored hair

OP here, I think two kids are a perfect amount of kids to have. Single children are slightly more likely to develop certain bad traits and three children are too many to divide your attention between them so each gets enough. that's just my opinion though. I understand why some people don't want kids

I think she does, we can't agree upon the date though, because we entered our relationship on the night between december 17th and 18th 2011. So the exact date might be disputable

You like them to become your long term partner or like them as in they arouse you. I like skinny girls too

I don't find other races attractive either

>"we're just friends" type of girl while hangs out with 10 alpha males in a suspicious place
>hides her phone while she texts
>has a cheating history
>still talks to her ex
>doesn't respect the people that have an inferior job than her
>their exes are all abusive assholes
>talks about her ex more than everything
>has tattoos
>daddy issues

The list is endless...

This is a good list.

This.

Don't like people with brains, huh?

you aren't very picky

She can't be fat to fit under 100k pixels, mate.

If they have a penis

any form of fatty, skinny fat included.

for a girlfriend:

>hair dyed an unnatural color
>religious
>no career goals
>doesn't believe in ancient astronauts
>prefers coke over pepsi
>ignorant of world affairs
>very active in social media
>really loves/really hates donald trump
>bad feet
>closed third eye
>conservative values

a lot of these could easily go out the window though if i really liked the girl

I didn't mean that the girl in the picture was fat, i couldn't find a fat tattooed girl smoking as quick as I wanted to.

Everyone has a brain, I prefer people who can actually use it.

yea, I have a few other things from what I listed that I don't really like, but aren't really dealbreakers if I liked the girl

What do you consider skinny fat?

unattractive skinny people, with poor diet choice

Rekt

that's fair.

smoking
shitty or 'jailhouse' tats
excessive drinking
heroin, cocaine, meth, and/or crack use
excessive piercings
unaddresed health problems
sedentary lifestyle
tendency to over dramatize
cell phone permanently in hand

there's more. to shorten it up:
being your typical US female.

Being fat amd retarded

isn't crack cocaine?

i meant inactive, but same shit really.

girls that are black

When the girl's penis is bigger than mine.

crack is made out of cocaine.

Well, when I met my ex-girlfriend, she had three kids fromy previous relationships. She gave the first up for adoption because she was just a teenager at the time and couldn't afford to take care of him properly. She had full custody of the other two, but one the youngest one loved with us on a permanent basis. The middle one lived with us on and off for extended periods of times, and I was perpetually displeased with my home life when she was with us. It was just too much. I found that all that I wanted to do was sit in the bedroom with the door closed, but I painfully forced myself to not do that too much.

Liberals
Blacks
SJW
Feminazi
Fat
Single mother's
Hippies
Druggies
Gold diggers
Mentaly ill
Body mods
Fundamentalist


Luckily I don't have to worry about this shit I've been married for 10 years

I guess when the kids aren't yours it's a bit different. I don't think I would want to have to take care of other people's children either

This dude gets it

>astrology
So you basically have to cut off all women, because they love that bullshit.

Have you ever met any women or do you observe them from a distance ?
Most scientists in my lab (bioinformatics) are girls. Do you think they're retarded ?

I don't think this is true

>has to be at least half white
>no meth

I can work around anything else.

For me, a deal breaker is a girl who:
Insecure,
Completely dependent (expects the man to pay for everything, drive her around),
Materialistic,
Expects the man to be on top of his game while she has no merits whatsoever.

yeah ok but there's a huge difference between reading your horoscope for giggles and seriously believing in that shit

You're describing one girl in particular, and you probably fucked up by trying to date her instead of just fucking her crazy brains out.

Watches Friends and Gilmore girls reruns

Good post

>refuses to grow a bush
I had to convince my fwb to do this and she's still not totally okay with it

Chewing with mouth open, can't read/write in Cursive, science/logic denier, Bible as literal word of God, talks loud even in quiet room.

If she has guy friends. I dont trust these pieces of shits

>women are stupid

Who can't read and write in cursive? I mean unless it's really ugly handwriting

Its smokeable cocaine

>the sky is blue

Tattoos are a turn-on for me.

3rd wave feminism, obese, flat ass, or ugly

Greetings from Idaho. Apparently retards up here are never taught cursive, I moved here a few years back and I know more people who can't read it than who can. Grown ass 20+ year old adults who can't read, much less write, cursive.

>less drama

Ugly as an unattractive face? How bad would it have to be to counteract a really hot body? Are there any features you don't like or is it more missing teeth, huge nose, cleft lip, no chin etc

that's kind of sad actually

>"less drama"

You ever been friendzoned by a chick?

All of her "guy friends" are just waiting for a moment to fuck her, and probably have been for some time. If you're especially unlucky one of her dude friends is a guy she fucked/almost fucked and who now hates you on principle alone.

Your girlfriend being constantly surrounded by beta cucks who are trying to fuck her does not create less drama, is my point.

No honestly, not a girl in the past but girls in general. Same can apply for men and vice versa.

Hell, she couldn't tell time on a clock with a face... Everything had to be digital clock/watch.

>doesn't believe in ancient astronauts

lol nice

Adding: believes in ghosts, auras, Bigfoot. Binge watches ghost hunting or other paranormal documentary show.

>Being dumb/trashy
>tramp stamps, otherwise I normally like tattoos
>clit piercing
>ugly feet
>horrible teeth
>obesity, I mean landwhale status

fat, ugly, dumb,

doesn't suck

^^^^^^^

There is a difference between being liberal and being a SJW progressive retard.

SJW progressives hijack and ruin the liberal aspect of politics just like the religious right hijacks and ruins the conservative right wing end of the spectrum.

People who are on the far right or the far left are both considered idiots by me.

vanity
general snobbery

other than that im not picky bring on the fat hairy ugly bitches

sjw bullshit was made possible by the lefties who came before them. it's not enough to advocate equality anymore. now you have to promote white genocide to prove you're not racist.
far more retarded and backwards than even the dumbest fundy christian shit heads.

You're a fucking faggot if you wouldn't fuck her.

> closed third eye
Fucking laughable.

> not acknowledging extreme viewpoints as potentially wrong/misguided
If you were born a Muslim you'd be an isis fanatic you piece of shit.

This goes both ways, as does your father.

As a black 5'7 male

>Smokers
>Generally negative attitude
>Drug use
>Black

I meant more along the lines of long time relationships/gf. She's good looking, but I don't really like tattoos and smoking is a big turn off. I wasn't trying to be edgy i just googled fat smoking tattoo girl so it would be pic related. And I know she isn't fat

>smoking, tattoos and being fat.

no cock is another, that aside I agree OP

No visible tattoo with normal clothes on, would prefer not tattoos

No gauges

No kids

Must have either no debt or a retirement plan of some type, prefer both

Must understand that marriage isn't the ultimate goal of a relationship.

People who bitch about smoking and tattoos are faggots and are no different that rich old jews.

Having a dick or being dead.

Actually, I'd probably settle for dead as long as there's no dick.

You're motherfucking right.
Yeah man, I can see that.

Why should I conform to what other people say. If I don't find them attractive I'm not going out of my way to be with that girl. Do I have to like it because you say so? I'm not judging anyone on their preferences, but I think I'm allowed to have my own. i was just asking a question.

Maybe I am a rich old Jew.

Fatties: Obvious
Has kids: Shake and bake family/drama. no thank you.
Liberal: If I wanted a mental child I'd just fuck middle schoolers like a PE/gymnastics teacher
Divorcees: dat baggage and fucking dat EX everytime she gets pissed off at you
More than social drinker: See above
No BA or higher (or not in school to earn

Then go to jizzreal

SO.
How about that 2 State solution?

Not the user you are replying to, but that is false.

You are not bound by the environment you are raised in. Anybody can educate themselves and see through the lies of organized religion if they so choose.

People who blindly believe all the shit their parents spoon feed them are morons.

>Divorcees: dat baggage and fucking dat EX everytime she gets pissed off at you

they are great for random hookups on the rebound find them at fitness clubs everywhere

Maybe I'm already there

>No tits
>No ass
>bad sucking skills
>bad moaning skills
>Too fat too comfortably walk with on the streets
>Heavy breathing (as a result of being too fat)
>Not being able to do crazy sex positions because she too fat
>Getting a hernia when i try to throw her around when i fuck because i want to dominate her, but she too fatt

I'm not picky.

This. Me and my mates gf love cocain and MDMA so we can party together and don't need to go behind each other backs

Then jump on a sandnigger suicide bomber

As long as both sides follow it, I'm fine with it.

The violence needs to end.

Thanks I hope your parents died willingly to propogate the isis agenda traitor