How long has it been since you've gotten laid, user?

How long has it been since you've gotten laid, user?

6 months here

never

Never

never

three days, have a steady girlfriend tho.

/roll

10 hours

Week and a half or so.

Unless you count the government then I GET FUCKED DAILY AMIRITE

Never. Or 29 years.

a couple weeeks. been doing that whole get out of a 3 year relationship and still fuck my ex from time to time bullshit. worst decision ever. always regret it and get left with confused emotions

six years, three months, two weeks

never
22 years old

since christmas

This morning. So like 12 hours.
Before current girl it was like 8 months tho.

Unable to calculate time delta from null argument.

almost two years.. I think I'll go visit a hooker soon

4 years

kek

>No taxes: Lifetime
>Taxes: yesterday

Military-fag
also been about 3 weeks

year and a half. :(((

Since 35 years ago

>all theses nevers
Never

About a half hour.

go find an airman or something

Never

I think I'm coming up on 5 years now. Can't comfortably have sex without a good connection and commitment, and with that being uncommon as well as living out far from society in a rural area makes it really not feasible.
Good thing is I've had a great sex life before my last relationship ended somewhere around 22-23, so at least I know what to expect and not have it on a pedestal or worry about it.

Kek if I was on an airbase then those girls are easy as fuck. To bad army chicks are like a 3/10 or below.

been about a year

about 3 years or more.....................................................fuuuuc

...

Never
>25 year old never held hands, dated and a kissless virginfag

I literally forgot that people have sex
thanks for reminding

never

just put a bag over her head. They make up for looking like shit by being great at the fuck.

6 hours. It's torture. Tonight can't come fast enough.

these feel the bads the most. once you exit a steady relationship getting laid frequently is impossible

1 year here and it feels fucking bad. i wake up everyday wanting to smash

That's rough man.
Get your shit together.

oh, I'm also 30

Its too bad our unit has the highest STD rating in the whole damn army

I know the feel, 1 1/2 years for me. Fucking sucks, can't pick up chicks for shit. Only sex I'll ever get is from a prostitute now.

Same. At that point I think I would tell a girl that she'd better choose someone else.

the fuck, dude. Well, I dunno then. Mattis guide thy dick.

Getting out in a few months, so I can only worry about that jap pussy soon.

January last year so, exactly a year.

About a month, but I'm hoping to fix that this week

Couple weeks,
Just started dating new girl this weekend.
She's a virgin.
Will probably be a while.

I don't expect any sane girl to ever want a relationship with me.

swear to god, I hear about some shithead doing a stupid in Japan and I'm going to find you and beat you with whats left of Japans dignity. Shit's bad enough as it is.

atleast since june so its been awhile

Insane girls can be cute and persistent though.

about a year and a half, she was awesome but crazy as fuck

sex is soooo overrated, it's more like additional work and it's aaaaaalll about the girl

just get a fleshlight/onahole/onahip, you can fuck that whenever you want without the fucking nagging and that fucking female brain who always wants emotional support, attention, a conversation, blablablayadayada

girls fucking suck, forget about these fucking bitches

About 10 years.

long time the puss comes in spells

2 days

If you don't plan to marry, find a crazy one and get weird. You'll regret it but fuck it, why not?

Soomebooody isn't very attractive. :)

someone got their heartbroken

also what the fuck is that smegma on your finger? no wonder chicks don't want you to go near their pussy?

19 years

Yep, heard about that while I was stationed in korea. Damn jar-heads fucked that up for us.

>find a girl
Does not compute.

2 days 17 yr old

about 12 hours ago

just waiting on the girl to get done with work and then i'll probally go fuck her again

It's like hitting snooze over and over. . . only makes getting up worse. Not judging, can't help but do that shit sometimes.

a week and 2 days
no need to make it real, the feels are real enough

I can't get into the east asian thing anyway. Too whiny, and they all look like children. Or horses. It's fuckin' weird.

same boat as you m8 feels extra bad for me though because i'm in uni kek

when you're in a relationship you have so much confidence it's hard imagining not being able to pick chicks up

>10 years, am 37

Get out more.
It's like the lottery, if you don't play you certainly wont win.
Gotta get out there and be your best every time.

lol, you think that's me on that picture, you're cute.

onahips/fleshlights feel better than pussy dudes... they are way more tighter

don't do it bro. you gotta distance yourself

>May or June 2014
about 2 years and 8 months

>no interest in casual sex
>depressed and don't want to deal with the bullshit that is women

four months

26 years

>17 yr old
You gotta be 18 to post here, bro.

sales rep for fleshlight targeting Sup Forumstards
>Actually would have been a solid idea 4-5 years ago but the cancer has spread a lot on here

Man, you're one dumb cunt, you know that?
I'd take any dilapidated old cunt riding my dick over a cold inanimate pussy any day.

22 years
im 22

so, never

killed 2 Afghani's though .. os .. i guess thats that

1 day

4+ years at this point. shit sucks

2008. Had a blowjob in 2009.

Been two years for me.

same but i can't tell if depressed at breakup with girl still after 2 years or if depressed cause i haven't gotten laid since then

almost 3 years

roughly 4 months

You guys needa chill out, i was a virgin till 19 then got herpes at 22 lmfao


be careful lol

Never ever

like two days

never for ever and ever

Though I frequent porn often, I've never felt casing pussy is much worth my effort.

About 5 months, but my few partners have never been inspiring enough to make me look for more afterwards. To me, it's kinda like "meh, I have other priorities (though they aren't exactly much better than not fucking)"

Go ahead find flaws in my logic, I know there's gotta be some.

Mid 2013...

Then the closest I got was 2014 when a girl I went on a date with. We went to a park and dry humped/kissed for half an hour. She had amazing legs but wouldn't put out. She later admitted she just wanted a free nice meal.

That's the last time I felt the touch of a woman's soft/smooth skin. Browsing FB/IG fap threads makes my urge to rape intensify.

Never

>/thread

Five years.

32 years

22 years aka never

How long ago was Friday the 13th?

Almost 7 years

12 hours ish :)

yesterday :| no condom came inside her. #justfiancethings

Never because looking half decent and having above-average intelligence doesn't make up for being introverted. I mean, I could get a fatty or a trashy girl in bed but what's the point if I don't enjoy it?