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mfw i'm about to go loose

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Azor Jon

are you using a bot? honestly what the fuck

>murder anyone lately, shitlord? Fuck you and fuck your people and lands, there is literally no justification for anyone to ever die, you killer. The world should just be some women hanging out in a garden or something, but then you fucking LORD SHITS keep MURDERING EACHOTHER for NO REASON and NOTING MATTERS to you except your FUCKING BLOODLUST. There should be no nations, no religions, no hierarchically, no law, and no sense of justice in the world CAN YOU JUST, LIKE, NOT?!? Death to all lords I am literally shaking.

Recast People for the Eventual Movie Remakes:
Taena Merryweather - Eva Green

Septa Nutella of the Most Devout is blessing this thread.
blah blah hearless people blah blah
user(s) who talked to me, thank you.
Sorry, I just love her so much, I can't help it.

swerve nigg

Is Obryn the best warrior in GOT? But just a pretentious fool?

Lol, I remember that post

she's so ugly

I'm gonna let you in on a secret. No, not even the OG Jonautist. I'm a fan of Jon but I just got on today, typed /got/ in search, saw the old thread was at 319 replies, refreshed a couple times and the new thread popped up. Realized I was first and typed Azor Jon as it was all I could think of at the spur of the moment. It was pure luck. You'll notice the difference between me and the Jonautist is that I link to OP as a quick reply, whereas the guy/bot literally just posts "Azor Jon" seconds before the thread is made. Whenever he's on he beats me.

What's his name again

What does /got/ think of Alt Shift X?

I'd be more interested to hear what alt shift x thinks of /got/

you are still an xautist it was lucky that I even fucking bothered to read what you typed.

aesthetic presentation and soothing voice, but i could literally skip all of his videos since everyone who's been in the asoiaf community long enough knows about all the theories in his videos, very entry-level tier stuff. doesn't really add much original.

Aegon

He's does a good presentation of well known theories.

I don't give a shit about episode recaps so I don't know how they are.

P R E S T O N

Why'd they kill our boy Rickon "Big Dickin" Stark?

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>dragons have been extinct for 150 years
>one Targaryen manages to hatch three of them
>this Targaryen has lived her life outside of Westeros and away from the maesters
>hatched the dragons in Essos without the knowledge of the Citadel and with no maester in the vicinity
pure coincidence, right?

A S H I T

Bran guided Ramsay because he couldn't let Rickon & Dickon become gay emperors of Essos

oy vey shut it down
Who are Da Jews of ASOIAF?

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THOUGH ALL MEN DO DESPISE US

I understand. I love Septa Nutella too. She is a pure and beautiful soul too good for this world.

I want her to brutally discipline me for my sins

It's something that will upset me, right?

C O D D
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hodor

KING IN DA NORF

Is this whole post bait?
Anyway. Taking it I guess.
>How high could Brienne be ranked? She's pretty tough, she also beat Loras (on of the best tourny knights) in a tournament.
Loras isn't anywhere near one of the best tourney knights. He's one of the best jousters. When people use the expression "tourney knight" in westeros it's basically meant as an insult... not a compliment. It means they can't fight for real. Loras was #2 in the tournament and Brienne #1, not because they're extremely skilled, just because the rest was even worse.
As Sandor would say, a tournament of gnats.
Brienne is decent, for sure... But she's nowhere near the great ones. She got destroyed in a 2 vs 1 by fucking nobodies. Compare that to Selmy beating up like 5 guys with his knife, Dayne almost winning a 3 vs 7, and so on.

>Was Arthur overrated? He couldn't even beat Smiling Knight
wat?
he killed him... how could he not beat him up? He even let him pick up a sword when he broke his, instead of executing him.

>Jaime almost soloing his way through a horde of lords (trained warriors) and killing King in the North
Well Jaime is obviously one of the best, but to be fair most of those he killed were probably shit. Or at least not comparable to Jaime.

Cast her as Val.

>looks after you from heaven

But she's not in heaven.
she's in Qyburn's dungeon getting raped by a zombie.

LIKE THE PRIESTESS ONCE SAID.

THE MANLET THAT WAS PROMISED

Don't need a Val anymore that whole storyline is dead.

Does it comfort you that cersi will keep her alive for as long as possible just to inflict unfair amounts of pain on the poor old nun

there, accurate

JUST

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Hype

AND WHO

Why do you think she can't do both at the same time?

nope

Daily reminder that this is when the last true based targaryen was ended.

>mfw I'm so bewildered by your dedication I almost admire you

>giant septa thinks of me with gregor inside her

that's the peak of my sexual life.

>muh anime prince

/got/ ain't shit

jonsa aint shit

tumblr aint shit

oh that doesn't sound so bad

Generic Shonen protagonist #56

asoiaf prequel BL manga when?

Jon "You're a Snow not a Stark" Targaryen.

>barristan pasta intensifies

Would Ned have told Jon about his parentage if they had met again?

Fuck, that Baratheon armor is awesome.

>Robert and Rhaegar at the Trident
>They fight fiercely, blows raining like lightning, before a sword emerges through Rhaegar's plate-armored stomach
>Barristan, wearing an evil smirk, emerges from behind
>"How could you... you were a kingsguard...you were my friend, ser barristan"
>Barristan lops Rhaegar's head off and impales it on an iron spike.
>He bows and presents it to Robert
>"True knights are worthless, your grace. Allow me to murder his children as well. I want to feel their blood on my flesh!"
>Robert smiles a menacing smile, "All in good time, Ser Barristan. First we must murder his whore wife, Lyanna Stark"

And who are you...

What kind of faggot uses the title Sword of the Morning, anyway?

This
Way better to be of the night

Better than "of the Nightfall"

We don't use that word in description of Prince Rhaegar, user. It's plebby.

>Watch one of Alt Shift X's videos
>"Stannis can't be Azor Ahai because it's too obvious!"
>Competes against two very obvious "heroic" anime characters for the top spot
I don't get it

He was a cheating sissy faggot

there was a sword of the evening also.

It's not enough epic for the win we did it reddit

One whose sister gets plowed by the BNC

She got bored after several rapes. Like
>sooo what are we gonna do today
>oh, rape
>again
>what a surprise
>i am truly terrified
>oh no, sir Grerog, please, don't hurt me, no no
(read in her regular unemotional voice)
So she is watching over dirty faggots from /got/ to kill the boredom.

Reminder that the season five finale when Ramsay charges Stannis with all those guys on horses and Stannis is still fucking alive after being at the front of the army proves that in show canon he is the most powerful being ever

STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS

This reminds me of an embarrassingly old hypothetical "Evil Stannis" sequence which I won't get completely right but went something like this:
>DAVOS: R'HLLOR HOONGERS FER SACRIFICE!
>STANNIS (leering): Aye, R'hllor hungers...and so do I.
>Fade to black, SHIREEN screaming
>And who are you...
>Written by David Benioff and DB Weiss

Really made me think

Are you ready for his triumphant return next season?

That just means he ran away from the battle.

Based

It's too obvious in the sense that it'd be strange for Stannis to be introduced with a mysterious sorceress making dubious claims that he's Azor Ahai, only for that to turn out to be true. It's narratively awkward. Jon and Dany emerging as real candidates later is more natural to the story.

It'd be like if it turned out Joffrey actually was Robert's son all along

I can only be myself!
*sob*

If Stannis isn't azor ahai, it's better that nobody is desu

What's the "and who are you" meme.

>It'd be like if it turned out Joffrey actually was Robert's son all along

At this point that would be a legit twist

>someone added me in some game
>username John Snow

fucking triggered, day ruined.

Stannis. Stannis! STANNIS!

Stannis is the black iron that can be reforged into the true steel who is Azor Ahai. Jon Snow and Dany were basically main characters from the start of the series and so they're clearly the most obvious Azor Ahais.

>nobody is desu

Really made me think.

>in show canon he is the most powerful being ever
Blackwater already showed that

>It's too obvious that the chose ones are Jon and Dany
>already near the end of the story

>username John Snow
>John

but that's quite hilarious, why would it ruin your day?

Who is your choice for Dunk in the inevitable spin-off?

is The World Of Ice and Fire i good bday present for my mom?


Addicted to the show/wants me to spoil her on everything.

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Idris Elba

She won't get most of the stuff written there as its irrelevant to the show hence skipped but sure, why not? I'd rather gift her the main books though- TWOIAF is written like a maester and kinda hard to get through at parts.

Depends but I'd say no.

I really think if they did do a Robert's rebellion thing they'd just portray Robert himself as a horrible cunt. I don't know why, it just feels like something they'd do.

Did someone say D A R K S T A R

Better to buy her the books I'd say, she won't understand a lot of the stuff in TWOIAF if she hasn't read the books

The most dangerous man in Dorne
But we are not men

Why is Dorne the worst part of the books and the show?