Is this kino?

is this kino?

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Absolutely!
Fantastic Kino at that!

its an essential "turn on the TV while visiting family at a cottage and find it playing on a random channel so you leave it on because its relatively safe for everyone and is easy enough to follow while its on in background-core"

Which is why it's one of the highest revenue earning TV films in history, it's literally as safe as safe gets.

>the order of names don't match with the order of actors pictured
RULES OF NATURE

is it really? neat, I had no idea.

I got took to see that for my mates birthday when I was a little lad.

We all thought it was shit.

Then we went to McDonalds and his faggot parents didn't understand what a plain fucking cheeseburger is. It isn't fucking hard cunts.

>actor names don't line up with the actors

>remember seeing it with some friends in the theater
>love Mr. Bean so place my bet on Rowan Atkinson
>everyone else mostly picks edgy faggot seth green and his loser friend
>as movie progresses Mr. Bean is doing shit, they start shit-talking me and my character
>I hold my ground and state that I know he'll win
>nearing the end of the movie
>all of a sudden he rekts shit and takes the lead
>he gets to the money and is about to open the case
>I turn to my friends with a big shit-eating grin and tell them to suck it and that they were wrong and that Mr. Bean is GOAT
>he fucking falls asleep just as he is about to win
>im made out to look like a stupid piece of shit for gloating before he actually wins

I wanted to die.

>plain cheeseburger
Hamburger?

no he means a cheeseburger (a hamburger with a slice of cheese on it) with no toppings.

Just meat and a bun right?

What sort of cuckolded faggot would order that?

No idea, probably a whiny picky eater brat who would write a whiny post like that to begin with. I wouldn't eat it, I just understand what he meant.

You cut Cuban Goody's character out of this movie and you got yourself a great guilty pleasure movie. Even Whopsin Goldbridge and her daughter were better. Best parts of the movie are Bean scenes and the Lovits with his family scenes were surprisingly good as well.

NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE
NUTHIN BUT A BIG FAT RAT RACE

About 40% of the population IIRC.

Not everyone wants fucking picked shit and sugary wank sauce on their fucking compressed cow.

lol, you stupid faggot

Haha

>liking vinegar based products
FACT: Sweaty balls give off the same kind of acetic smell as vinegar. Majority of men who like vinegar usually have homosexual tendencies.

>being such a fucking faggot
FACT: You're a faggot

Me.

>(YOU)

Coming from you, a guy who likes sweaty balls on his burgers.

The fuck is wrong with you.

I'm not even fucking around, stop being such a faggot.

Is just what sells...

Just stop if you can't handle this level of banter.

Iz a race

You're the one being a retarded fag.

Stop pretending ordering your burgers with sweaty bollock tang on it is normal then.

If you can't see how gay a pickled gherkin looks and smells then you obviously haven't got a dick.

This.

Ketchup is disgusting, I wouldn't eat it on dog shit, let alone my burger.

I wish Jon Lovitz was still around making stuff, I love his voice for some reason.

Are you so insecure about your own sexuality you project and call others fags?

>projecting because of his insecurities
>not liking superior vinegar-based foods such as sauerkraut, salt & vinegar chips, dill pickle chips, pickles, and vinegar on fries

your the gay one here my man

>If you can't see how gay a pickled gherkin looks and smells then you obviously haven't got a dick.

I'm fuckin' dyin' bro.

Stop being such a gigantic fucking faggot, you mentally challenged spastic.

>pickles
>liking a literal phallic vegetable soaked in something that smells like taint sweat
>not gay

>Stop being such a gigantic fucking faggot
user, is it that user who you want to tell this to... or yourself?

FUCK
I also had my friend and his mom take a bunch of us out to this movie for this birthday

I don't actually give a shit whether or not he likes pickles, he's just being a massive fucking homo. One of the first things he said was "About 40% of the population, IIRC." It's not actually that hard to just not be such a fucking faggot.

But that's actually pretty much the amount of people.

Believe it or not a lot of people don't like that kind of shit. Deal with it faglord.

This is kino.

And that was in repsonse to you calling anyone who doesn't like pickles 'cuckolded faggots'.

So get off your high horse, you probably smell your fucking fingers after you scratch your balls you queer.

But it's literally the sort of retarded faggot fuck bullshit you'd see on Reddit. So suck a chode you cunt.

Kekerinos

>But it's literally the sort of retarded faggot fuck bullshit you'd see on Reddit
And how the fuck would you know that? I don't, because I am not a fucking sperglord who goes to Reddit in the first place.

It was better when it was Murder by Death.

Are we posting kino now?

wHY WOULD YOU BE EATING DOG SHIT

It ends on a montage of Smash Mouth's All Star......

Is this documentarykino?

>he doesn't eat dog shit

i used to know a couple of guys who worked a summer in the mcdonalds pickle factory a few years back. almost every single employee pissed in the gherkin tanks at least once. there was a rumour that some guy shat in one when he got fired, but that might be bullshit.

Literally doesn't matter. Fuck off.

It's a mad mad mad mad world.

Or,

Rat Race?

was it autism?

Me, or Bean's character?

>TV-movie while at the cottage-core

any shitty Ashton Kutcher movie

If you had actually had sex once you would know that pussy tastes the same bitter way that vinegar smells. Which is the reason that i have started to enjoy it a lot in my adult years.

both

Butterfly Effect?

>mfw sitting with Grandma when the dog gets set on fire

Yes

Are you sure you're not actually sucking a cock user?

Because that is objectively false.

you might want to get your girl checked bro

>shitty Ashton Kutcher movie

Butterfly Effect is decent. I was referring more to shit like Dude, Where's my Car, and Just Married.

Vinegar is sour not bitter you fucking clod. It's literally it's purpose as a condiment you mongoloid. It was a long lasting substitute for lemon juice.

Lol yeah sour was the word i meant srry senpai

If a womans pussy tastes sour that is genuinely not normal.

Not even joshing you.

Bean was Narcoleptic
Me? Debateable.

It tastes sour because sweat is sour you utter mongoloid.

>eating unkempt clunge
The fuck is wrong with you?

If it's warm/you are even vaguely acceptable at what you are doing she will begin to sweat. Yes from the vagina too. Fucking virgins all over my Sup Forums.

>The racers follow the balloon until it lands at an outdoor charity concert hosted by Smash Mouth. All are persuaded to give the money to charity. Nick then surprises a horrified Sinclair and his patrons by declaring that they will match the amount raised (which is shown increasing at an alarming rate on the display board). The film ends with the racers dancing to "All Star" and crowd surfing in the exuberant audience as Sinclair bawls hysterically.

When you think about this scene with all of the actors involved It's almost like a really bad fan-fiction.

>Bullshit: The Post
I genuinely don't think you have ever been near a vagina let alone fucking tasted one.

...

>ITT: inep/tv/irgins discuss vaginas

Here's where I'm confused. Sinclair shows up and Nick immediately declares he will donate all his money to charity? Why couldn't Sinclair be like "No"?

EETS A RAYCE

Because they realised they successfully wrote a 2 hour long movie with 8+ characters all with branching stories and characters arcs coming to a close and didn't have to time waste on something so silly when they could just have John Cleese cry (poorly) like a man-child.

Itz only a race

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This is you

Because if he retracted the donations he'd seem like a massive dickhead. Especially when it's just been shown he happily throws $2m into a silly private race. When you're that rich any savvy businessman will tell you it's better to take the hit to your funds than get "SINCLAIR HATES POOR AFRICAN CHILDREN" plastered across every magazine and newspaper across the planet, still sucks massively though, hence why he cries.