Post your secrets

Post your secrets

I keep my dead pet lizard in my room. He's been there for a couple years now.

I knock up my brothers wife last year he believes it's his kid

>I keep my dead pet lizard in my room.
I did that once with a fish tank. Had a 100 gallon tank with two large koi in it. Changed the water one day and something was evidently wrong with it and they were dead in a matter of hours.

Couldn't be bothered to clean it, and just left them there. The neat thing about it was that months later, the water pump would still keep the fish skeletons floating around. Looked kind of neat until algae took over the entire thing.

I keep yearning to find some kind of novel, exciting thing to focus my attention on in order to keep my life interesting. I had found quite a few when I was younger, but I eventually got older and am worrying that I'll never find anything.

I'm 27.

I let my math tutor fuck me after my sweet 16 birthday party

I want to hate fuck my autist cousin and her mom

I have a kid in the Philippines that my fiance doesn't know about

I'm off to pretend massage rp a coworker and give her a happy ending at a clinic that I own.

I fuck my sister-like friend for like three years now. Nobody knows, even when she sleeps over my apartment, next to my closest friend. We fuck basically everywhere, and I'm not even attracted to her, I just can't stop fucking her. Why is this bitch so arousing, if I don't even like her I wonder

I regret not asking out my HS crush out

i set the neighbor's car on fire by accident

I cheated on my current girlfriend with her older sister.

lol you dick

join the masons

Can relate

I jerked off into a bowl of Gerber baby food that my hot milf roomate was feeding her 11 month old daughter. I only did it since she occasionally would lick the spoon too. Did this for a couple weeks and stopped and she noticed something was off about and got a different flavor. Even told me herself they might of changed the ingredients or something because it wasn't as good now.

I still fap furiously knowing she loved the secret spunk I gave her and her daughter. I'm fucked up.

Similar situation dude except my IIL is hot

i steal my mom's dirty panties and pantyhose and wear them under my guy clothes

My girlfriend was being such a bitch so I thought as her sister had never seen me before I'd go to the bar I knew shed be at at take her back to my place to fuck.

Dude....

does that make you a pedo?

That's hot.

Just a vent
>Fall for a girl
>She would randomly sit next to me in mostly empty rooms
>Talk to her, we are friendly enough
>Try asking her to lunch
>Say yes, but drags a guy friend along
>Awkward lunch. Guy friend hits on her, and she wants nothing to do with it. (Ends up breaking contact for an unknown reason with him)
>Nothing happens after
>I catch her staring at me, and occasionally she doesn't look away, instead we just stare into each other eyes for a few seconds.
>She still never texts me first, but she will keep the conversation going if I do text her. Sometimes for 6-10 hrs.
>I sometimes slip in jokes that kinda tease her. No one finds them funny, but she still laughs. She sometimes teases me similarly
>She Makes it a point to try an push me to become an Emt. Which she is one, but also knows that I want to do it soon.
>She is always seeming willing to meet up, says "Definitely!" and "We can always try!" but will never commit to an actual day. But she seems kinda disappointed.


What to do? I am pretty sure that she knows I am interested in her

Tastes are different for everyone. I mean she's quite good i guess, I just got uset to her so much, I don't even consider her other way than this. I like her personality and her pussy

My wife's best friend comes over when she's at work so our kids can play together. Then I fuck her all over our house

Not my fault that he marry a whore

Obviously give in and fucking ask her out, dipshit.

I actually did. One of my biggest fears ever. Results weren't ideal, but we did become friends with benefits tho, so I guess that was nice.

>these statements are false
I have had contact with multidimensional beings. the intelligence agencies of the world, including the country in which I reside, know and have/are tracking my whereabouts, behavior, contacts and interactions.

NICE, you go (insert gender here)

Eh, I don't know as I have tried to get together with her, but she never will agree to it. Always is "busy" and what not. Granted she is shy as all hell.

Then again I never termed it as a date really.

I don't piss standing up cause I'm scared of it splashing onto my pants

When my daughter was 7 I was home alone with her as my wife was picking up some groceries from the store. I felt a sudden urge to show my daughter my erect cock. So I did. I asked her to touch it and she did. I didn't force her I just told her it was a game and she complied. I told her I'd give her £1 everything she kissed my cock and we made it into a challenge. I ended up giving her £18. We never did it again and my wife never found out.

>be me. social anxiety, etc
>got super drunk at a party
>not able to walk properly
>girl brings me home
>we sit on my couch
>she was ready, I wanted to kiss her
>suddenly I throw up
>all over her
>see her every week
>didn´t talk to her ever since (6 month´s ago)

once when my brother was studying to be a doctor, he snuck me into this place
that had what looked to be a swimming pool in the middle of the room. He took
this long pole and put it in the water. When he brought it out, there was a cadaver
on the other end with a hook in the head. I was totally freaked out by it but when
he brought it closer I realized it was a young woman - either late twenties or early
thirties when she died. He made me swear NEVER to tell anyone about this so I won't
name location or any details here. He brought the cadaver on the floor just outside
the pool and dared me to touch it. The woman had a nice pair of tits with huge
areolae and rather long nipples. I felt myself actually get excited when looking at
her. Against my better judgement I fondled her wet breasts. Before I knew it I
was playing with her pussy as well. As clammy as she was I was really turned on.
I looked in my brother's direction and he told me to do whatever I wanted and that
he'd step out of the room for half an hour or so. When he closed the door I took
off my pants and immediately went to work thrusting deep into her clammy pussy.
I had no condom but I figured if she had anything I would take that chance because
situations like this were hard to come by. I thrust away and fondled her for what
seemed like forever until I shot my load. When I was done and my brother came
back into the room, we cleaned her up and put her back into the pool. I will never
forget that experience and it still turns me on to this day. Sometimes I wonder what
she was like when she was alive and what her name was. I never asked my brother
if he had had her as well. That whole thing is something we NEVER talk about ever.

My 19 year old niece and I are secretly in love. We had sex all last summer. No one in our family knows.

Pics

How did it happen??

I'm a 28 year old teacher and I fucked a student at the last school I worked. We met at a concert and afterwards went to my apartment. After that we fucked a few times. Never talked to anyone about it.

Uniforms?

I make websites for small to medium sized businesses.

Charge for use of marketing tools, their website hosting & on-page SEO. All of it is whitelabled from other products.

I'm up to around $50k every month. I charge $200 a month for this. Most websites I do are super generic and have designs frankensteined from other sites. I have a few time-suck clients but man, this shit is easy.

Oh and no one knows I make this much outside of my accountant. My GF still thinks I make about a $60k salary a year, my business accounts are completely hidden from her.

No, unfortunately not. Not from the USA

I was in love with her my entire life. When she was really little she used to always try to take baths with me and sleep in my bed and she'd always ask if I was her boyfriend. I never let her do any of that stuff with me back then for fear that it'd look weird. When she was about 17 I drunk called her one night and told her how I felt and the feeling was mutual. The next summer she came to stay in my town to work in her mom's friend's hotel and she'd sneak me in every chance we got.

I probably spend at two to three hours a day watching videos or pictures of Cara Delevingne and fantasizing about cannibalizing her. I own all of her movies and seen them at least 2 times each. My room is covered with pictures of her and I pretend I'm eating her whenever I eat food.

Shame. Love those uniforms.

I like to stick my fingers in my asscrack, then I sniff them while I masturbate to porn.
I try to shoot my load in my mouth when I come.

You accidentally 'took care of' your neighbor's car.

Are you two still together??

I went to jail for 90 days awhile back. My cell mate was a drag queen, the first night after lock down, the conversation moved towards sex.
I ended up jacking him off, while he sucked my dick.
I got several blow jobs from him until he was released. To keep my secret, I tried to get into another jail cell, but fortunately, all the cells were full.

She went back to cali but I recently found out that next year she's moving to my city, going to my college and majoring in my department so we'll be around eachother all the time. I don't know what's going to happen. I have a girlfriend right now who i'll probably leave.

>she's moving to my city, going to my college and majoring in my department

She probably made those choices to be near you

stay vigilant brother
they are watching

I'm madly in love with my sister and I'm probably gonna confess it to her next week.

I was molested/raped as a kid and forced to wear my sister's panties while it happened. Since then, I only get off by wearing women's underwear and I've recently come out as trans. So

I had sex with a stripper last night my GF thought I crashed at a friends house

I hope so. I will gladly leave my girlfriend of five years and alienate my entire family to be with her.

I recorded my girlfriend changing her clothes

kys
it will make the pain disappear.

When are you going to go over to /x/ and resurrect your lizard?

>trans are mentally ill molestees
Colour me surprised

lol dude thats so funny i hope the kid is a fuck up, you know as a stand point for your own genetics

Yeah I know
Nice generalization but I'm positive I knew I was different beforehand. Probably why I was seeked out

Sounds like she didn't love it, since she switched flavors, you faggot.

I lure children to my van... You can guess the rest.
I have to buy different vans frequently

Op here, this is the lizard

Greentext story pls

Ok ok my sister like to eat pinnaple pizza however she hates church

sleep tight lizard

your sister is satan

I am dying in cancer, yet I havent had the guts to tell anyone.

Greentext

bump

fucked 2 15 y/o's when I was 18. Met them both at a church camp where I worked as a leader of sort. Fucked them separately after the camp and I later got into a "secret" open relationship with one of them for about a year.

read count of montecristo

>Be me, stingy as fuck
>Never drive to and from work, always bussed it
>Midnight shift, 10pm-7am
>Shift ends around 4am
>Use GPS to figure out which bus to get on
>Have to take shortcut through an alley
>Didn't realize I was being followed until halfway in
>Suddenly being mugged at knife point
>I fight back, terrified
>Struggle over knife ends with them being stabbed
>Run away freaked the fuck out
>Them screaming in agonizing pain, pleading for help
>Next day, news about man fatally stabbed

I live with this every day. Never told a single soul.

wow that sounds cute, good luck user and fuck everyone else its your life

how old are you?
And just try to not fuck up with your family just for being with her, at the end she's just a girl and the family is invaluable

does it smells?

I accidentally raped my aunt three years ago. She never told anyone.

u should be proud, that's what he deserved

Alas, Babylon is still a great one in my books

when you know it is bullshit but you cant help but think of the dumbass that wrote this

What day was this?

Greentext the first time with each of them

Cadavers are not kept in magical pools you stupid fuckwad. They keep them in refrigerators.

Greentezt the story

Both my parents passed away, and I fantasize about fucking my adoptive sister. She is so hot I it's unfair lol

I hired an 8/10 waiters and have her work the night shift just so I flirt with her then one night I catch her changing in my office she didn't even notice me gave her 20% more of the tips that night she ask my why I told her she is good worker

I don't really want to out myself. I just want to stop feeling bad about it.

I make gifs from the videos I take of me fucking my gf and post them here. Gif related

I used to work as a mailman and stole laundry people left hanging from windows and shit like that.
I have at least 20 panties, some of which are obviously little girls', and some 20 bras. I also have some socks, but those don't matter that much...

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how do you market your website making abilities

i know what SEO is but how do you specifically do it, pay google to put theirs website your making for them at the top?

also what do you use to make the websites? do you actually do html stuff or like use wix and squarespace shit

"accidentally" what? lol please tell I'm blazed as shit and that sounds hilarious

I'm bi and dated this 9/10 bitch for nudes. The entire time we were dating me and her best friend (male) tried turning eachother on every night most of the time I was texting my now ex at the same time. It was good since he was into daddy and knew how to turn me on when my ex didn't

Knocked up a woman who worked at my university a few years ago. It was a gang fuck with some other student anons. She quit her job the week after

i wan to know this, too.
got a BS in sociology and need to make some money somehow. really thinking about going back to school.

same lmfao dude (bachelors) I made websites with wix before but wondering how to profit off of it like dis dudeee

prolly too stoned to google it right even though

using my sis as a cum dumpster for some time now.
i put several sleeping pills in her drink before she goes to sleep (i know what amount is not too much), and i can do whatever i want with her.
never did penetrate her cuz she would notice in the morning for sure, but rubbed my cock, touched her and cummed on her face, lips, tits.... you name it.
it took me a while to find a way to please my sick mind and my obsession with her but this is going great for 6 months now.

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