I made a thread a couple hours ago about how I never get matches on Tinder.
Well, I now have two matches, but I want to make sure I don't fuck it up from the very start.
I'm autistic as fuck and cannot for the life of me come up with a good opener. What would you say in this situation?
Nothing, she's fucking hideous.
Akbar/10
I wouldn't go with that one if I were you.
Look like poor quality skin.
AMEN THIS!!!
Talk to her and if her personality is nice stay with her, but if not fuck her and leave her
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"You're not my type, but I'd still fuck you"
Dubs don't lie, pick a new one
"I know this isn't very halal, but I've got some meat i think you'd quite like".
Bitches love it when you are culturally sensitive.
hey, you look nice. Do dinner?
Oh and this is the other girl.
I'm Lebanese/Persian myself, so I guess it'd be okay.
user did you see what I look like in the other thread. I'm nothing special.
But how do I start it off? I've heard that just saying "Hello" or "Hey" is boring as fuck.
I don't think this'll work.
I'd try this, but I don't think she'll see the humour in it.
Isn't that moving a little too fast?
Most people on tinder are pretty fucking boring i've found to be honest. See how things turn out i guess
yeah that's the point of tinder
Wasn't in that thread. Post pic. Also 1st girl is the type of girl you'd want as a gf, not just to fuck. Don't listen to these faggots who only watch porn and don't get laid.
looks like a guy in drag
Sleep tight, pupper
I'll try it out then, thanks.
Oh true, I didn't think of that.
This is me. Want me to post the other pictures she has on her profile?
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daddy issues for sure user, I usually go with the Step Brothers quote
Marry, fuck, or kill... Oprah, Justin Bieber, and myself. Gotta choose one for each. _smiley face or some shit_
If she says anything but fuck you, don't respond
m8 if thats the only bitch that he can possibly match with what makes you think he'll get better matches
Niggers not welcome
Ohhh, I came across the thread but didn't stay. Hey ur a lot better than the fuckers here. Sure, she looks pretty.
I'm Lebanese/Persian. Not a nigger, and also not technically a sandnigger.
Thanks user.
Do I use that quote for the first or the second girl?
real Persians are not niggers
get out you fucking nigger
My fucking nigga, go for her! She looks great in that dress. Remember, she's gf material, not slut material like these fags care about. Go for her. I'm jealous tbh
Holy shit the first picture she looked like a meth head but damn shes actually good looking
Both, why tf not. Can't catch a pussy without throwing a few fish
Thanks user. Yeah I'm going to take take it a little slow and careful. Hopefully it works out.
U can either start of sweet or funny, pick one and I'll help.
OP. From a tinder noob that just started last week and has gotten 10 matches so far(1 bot haha). As long as you don't take this shit seriously and as long as your opening sentence isn't the cliche bullshit "Hi! How is your day/how are you doing/"etc. you will be killin it. Think about it, she probably reads the same fuckin shit 100x a day, stand out my nigga.
You got this fam.
If succesful post nudes
How about funny? I think it'll be easier for me to be funny-ish in person than to be too sweet and come off as weird.
Thanks user.
This. Like take a picture of 10 sausages in a frying pan and ask which one is most like her personality. Make her think user.
>that pic
TopKek. Ok, just ask her 'Do you know how to remove blood from carpets?'
>Filename
Before I say that, where will it lead?
She'll reply humourously (made her laugh or smile) then that's ur pathway to getting to know her.
Bump
OP where are you?
Oh true, alright thanks user. Hopefully I don't fuck up the response depending on what she says.
I'm in Melbourne, Australia.
I really wanna help u bro. Do u have a kik or something?
Uh, I've got LINE, if that works for you.
She's a cutie. Good for you, OP
Only have whatsapp, snapchat and kik :/
Checked
Just do you best joke. Don't be super weird but don't try too hard to censure yourself.Do what you find funny and if she likes it that'll be a girl for you. If not, she's not for you. Tinder is a numbers game. It's take about 8 rejections before I get laid.
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Thanks. Alright, I guess I might as well go for the 'Do you know how to remove blood from carpets?' opener that another user suggested. I've got nothing to lose, right?
Do it user, btw that user was me. She seems like a nice girl & tbh I wouldn't be surprised if she's a virgin. Good luck buddy.
So far you've had a series of virgins post replies who have no idea how to date.
Start with the spelling of their names, they look unique to me so pick up on it. Don't be a creepy cunt.
When you talk to her, talk to her about what she likes. See if you have anything in common and if she vibes with you bring up chilling with her but don't try and fuck unless shes making obvious gestures she wants to go that way.
>Remember she's not from another planet she's just like every other person you talk to. Good vibes brody
>don't try and fuck unless shes making obvious gestures she wants to go that way.
Anyone who's been with a girl even talked to them can tell the 1st girl does not want that.
OP show us the convo
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Could you suggest anything that's to do with their names? Something like "If you play your cards right I'll be E-Jacquelyn all over your face." which another user suggested is probably a bit much.
I sent the blood on the carpet joke to Haylee to test the waters before going for Jacqueline, no reply yet though.
Ffs! Haylee looks like a hoe! Should've sent it to Jacqueline! Longer u take to message her, less chance she'll reply. Bro just trust me
>Longer u take to message her, less chance she'll reply
Fuck, really?
Hopefully she replies soon so that this thread is still alive and you can help me with the reply.
dont say shit bout blood on carpets its gunna scare em make a joke saw something unique
idiot
what a waste
Oh.
Dude, longer you take to message a girl, especially on an app like Tinder where she's liked you back, then yeah less chance they reply cuz other people message them.
Bump
Anything new?
Not replies yet. But neither of them have unmatched me either.
she looks like she'll put out on a first date
Make Kik please? Wanna stay in touch and help you with Jacqueline. She looks like perfect GF material, forget Haylee, she just there for a fuck.
Lmfao this. See OP I'm right
this.
I usually try to finish all my swipes in the morning, so that during the day the ladies match me, so that I can reply immediately after the match and there are more chances they will reply. If you match while they are not any more on the app, your notification will be in the middle of another 10 at least
"id like to fuck that white half of you"
Bump
Make Kik OP