Butthurt thread

butthurt thread

I'm not late am I?

tfw katia is a girl

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thx bb~

t-thanks

get that gross vagine out of here, you are a boy anyway btfo

sell your suvs for jesus

knot at all

tfw when katia doesn't have the body of a furry

There's no way Nibi seriously thought for a second that I'd get women, right?

It just fits.
I see no reason to get mad or worked up or participate too heavily in drama, but I'll dabble at times, perhaps. I'm just here.
>aren't always
That's not the most convincing wording, there.

23, but in those two years I've gone through a few jobs. The woes of student life is that stable work is not a thing that exists. Also I moved twice.

subby kiss me for trump

I thought you'd get women.

I don't really meet too many people. But there's nothing wrong with there being lots of dick craving sluts right?

I've had a girlfriend.

I'M BECOMING THE ALCOHOLIC
Help

he could get women but he couldnt finish the deed
he probably couldnt find the hole if he got drunk enough to sleep with one

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Does cait get women or not?

exactly, that is why you are a cool guy who dont afraid of anything

mwah

he attracts them but doesn't seal the deal

oh dear, what'd you do

Oh right. I forgot about that.

well yes, when the dick runs out

Very true I guess.
How are your classes?

There's a waterfall in my panties.

Fair point.

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He COULD but DOESN'T

o mi

I can confirm katia is a girl

t. fugged katia

mwahga, even

pawsibly more?

We kissed.

I'm honestly pretty lame / pathetic.
All I ever talk about is me being upset with myself and eating too much bad food.
This is not fishing for compliments.
Well I mean there was the whole bottle of wine on Friday and I just got a 1.75L bottle of cheaper wine today and am having some.
Haven't had any. I'll let you know Tuesday.

>tfw ive always had a e s t h e t i c body
>tfw attractive furry grils exist

i don't know how i got roped into marrying a gril who doesn't care for her body at all and is boring in bed/not sexually adventurous. i used to do weird sexual shit and have friends and now i just worry about money while looking at dicks.

incredible

I wasnt operating on that assumption. thx bb

what a fucking deviant, you KISSED a GIRL?!

Man your classes start really late.
I assume you then have been drinking to prepare yourself?

oh god caitlyn you're turning into this meme

side note: the guy in this meme is hot

now go forth and make whatever you wanted to make great again, great again

I'm drunk, you should stream.

I'll do it in a few hours
ep 4?
I did it a while ago but nobody except like clint and some other person showed up.

minus the drunk part

Why would we watch ep 4 for a third time in as many weeks?

you've given me much strength

I guess I'm just annoying in a quieter way than some.
A few times.
I'm just not thinking about it. I'm not too worried about anything. I kinda block out thoughts of the future.
Not quite, but I guess so. I didn't go for Franzia, but I went pretty low. Barefoot.

Yes.

whichever one idc

only invite people who have seen rogue one since I'm gonna be memeing spoilers the ENTIRE TIME

I reread the thrawn trilogy and it's still basically the apotheosis of human literary accomplishment, no bias

tfw ur dad will never give you ur first ar15 since your family is noguns and you bought your own damn ar15

I don't know cheap wine brands or anything since I just drink rum + the wine that my parents buy which is usually p. decent

Maybe just get into video games more again?

oh so did I
if we are considering stairs a girl

my brother and dad both got guns and training

im gonna do it this summer

Your family is based.

tfw no rifle training since I never leave the house with my ar since I can't hide it

at least I can tactical around my bedroom

Hmph.

The wine I had on Friday was decent, so I can tell this one is bad in comparison. But I don't want to spend too much. But I don't want to go as low as Franzia and 40's.
I don't want to play any games, and I don't have a good comp. This has been going on for a while. Overwatch isn't even that great anymore.
Not a girl. And did you really kiss?

mislink

>Buying a rifle to never use it.

also that ancestor of mine who fought for the british in the US revolution, I assumed he had recent family that came from there so I kept going back and his granddad was some definitely some fag who came from england
also that grandad apparently founded one of the counties of jersey before it was a state, and that guy had abraham lincoln 5 generations below him.
so related to both lincoln and jackson, on my dads and moms side respectively.

second time

I dont think so, then again I dont find julian annoying either and he seems to think I should.

I could see if theres a better rogue one out yet

seekrit

rekky

i feel a lot safer now especially after they told me that our house has zero security system

Overwatch was never great, really.
Mobas are obviously superior.

Also yes.

stairs is a girl

can confirm, I am the arbiter of these things

I'm glad you discovered you're a wine person, I always knew you would be.

I JUST SAW IT REEEEE

my house has a security system, it's called doggo

but it was better than 7 and you rewatched 7.

no, this is stairs.

I saw rogue one like a week ago, I first saw 7 in 2015. I want to watch CLASSIC STAR WARS now.

then no spoilering, I didnt do it to you!

>Being a dick and never using it

My thing is that I'm always too busy being annoyed by myself to be annoyed by anyone else.
Whatever you say, beta scrublord.
I had fun a while back. Now it's just not as good. It hurts more.
Either wine or stouts. I have some stout in the fridge, had one today.

that's true you didn't

in fact nobody spoiled me on rogue one amazingly

I should give back to the universe

ROASTED

I had to google what a stout was

my mom hates all animals

if youre feeling like your a drunkard, you can give it to me if it'll make you feel better

That too.

Well that is the point.
It destroys your soul but at least you do not have to think about actual responsibilities.

legit savage

ive gotten farther than you, bitch
fight me

I cant use my real dick so I fuck people by being a dick.
Same pleasure, different outlet.

Your cat looks bored as fuck.

I no longer think your family is based

would I trade my doggo for a hasguns family? I don't think so

my pussy is never bored

My lips are still getting too purple. Maybe I shouldn't drink wine from a mug.

It's common for many to have "notes of chocolate or espresso" and not taste like hops overload, so that really fits me.
Oh I'll give it to you alright.
That's true. It still doesn't help that I hate myself instead of my team. Everyone else just vents at the team.
Considering I haven't wanted to go any distance, this isn't surprising.

neither is my einstein poster, apparently.

no u

thats what all the beta scrublords say.

ok do u want my address

If you can look for a bourbon aged brown ale. Those things are fucking unf/10, had one for the first time yesterday and I'll never drink any other beer, the high ABV is nice too.
Only thing you've ever fucked is your chances with anything with a heartbeat.

I should give one a try honestly but most beers buttfuck my bowels

stouts are good as fuck julian, do it.

STAHHPP, you'll make my man panties moist.
I said your cat, knot you're vagina.

ok

I don't drink a lot of beer since it upsets my stomach and then I can't shove objects up my asshole

I'm sure you respect my priorities

>niggers are this stupid

Why do you have Christmas lights in your room?

I just have huge self-confidence / body image problems, so maybe I am a beta scrublord.
I ain't bothering with that mess.
Just drink an equal amount to make me feel better.
I have tried a brown ale and liked it very much. I also primarily had bourbon before I was 21. This should work.
Hm. I'm just not comfortable with the carbonation and volume of the liquid, generally.

Im not one for "Hand me downs".

You should play dota then.
They fixed matchmaking so now you get matched with english speaking people and get matched with peruvians 90% of the time.
Free wins man.

katia I can't watch this

I won't stop you but you should stop yourself

I am never not drinking, does that help?

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caitlyn, I meant to respond with a comment to you, but as you can see, I did not do so successfully

I now forget what I was going to say

yeah, you are, at least you can admit it though

lowkey miss doing this with u

Don't know of any domestic brands for it because the microbrewery I work at put it on tap, and it'll be much more expensive than regular beer.
You're lucky your hand will still do ya.

Never had an interest in DOTA, sorry. I had enough of a taste of such MOBAs from League, and just based upon seeing DOTA being played, it's not my cup of tea.
Do you really drink that often? What's an average day for you? I feel bad from having probably now like 10 total drinks in the past few days because I'm just very critical of my diet and health, but I'm sure that'll deteriorate.
Nice hair.
It's half the battle.

I want to keep talking to you but I don't know how to continue this conversation anymore fuck