The Melon is having a breakdown you can clearly see in his review of the new Kendrick track that he's having a hard time being in denial of the fact that it's completely wack and keeps trying to reaffirm all of the hype he has put on the rapper
Keep telling yourself that, you will wanna forget about it sooner than later
Jaxson Rogers
>another e-celeb thread
Blake Myers
Sit down
Isaac Sanders
I actually genuinely enjoyed it. I found it very fun and catchy. But you can have your own opinion.
Angel Phillips
Be humble
Thomas Thompson
(hol' up bish)
Eli Adams
Today I realized Melon is far more mainstream than I thought People played his videos as a half joke at a party I went to with my girlfriend. It was exceedingly bizarre.
Like I sorta found it enjoyable since I liked all the people there but I couldn't stop shaking the feeling that I was watching a Sup Forums meme play out irl.
Blake Martinez
I like the hook and the beat is on par with TPAB but I think his flow is very lazy in this new track. Wasn't particularly impressed with the Heart IV track either. I'll listen to the new album but I'm not really excited for it.
Ethan Evans
Ah, I was wondering when we'd get the daily "say the same negative things about fantano like you're the first person to ever do it and think it matters" thread.
Hudson Wright
>People played his videos as a half joke at a party I went to with my girlfriend. It was exceedingly bizarre. Kek, where was this party at? San Fransisco?
Nobody irl gives a shit about The Melon. I don't believe you.
Kevin Anderson
he appeals to a "certain" teen demographic
Benjamin Watson
he just likes to circle jerk around black artists, especially ones considered "intellectual" aka saying something other than nigga, dick, weed every 5 seconds.
Jacob Sanchez
On second thought, one time I noticed my super gay hipster friend follows him on Twitter
You may be right, but he's super niche and not mainstream regardless
Elijah Cook
NYC, college aged attendees.
Brayden Thompson
>especially ones considered "intellectual" aka saying something other than nigga, dick, weed every 5 seconds. Right. Is that why he gave the last two J Cole albums 6s?
Thomas Collins
You dont have to like everything that one critic likes. Its okay.
Colton Perry
Makes sense then.
Charles Reyes
Shut up nu-male
Daniel Scott
Suck my ass, cuck.
Julian Phillips
...
Thomas Myers
Typical fantano-fag right there
Michael Cooper
>Getting triggered by OPINIONS
Noah Jackson
t. Falseflaggers
If you really wanted him to not get so much attention then you'd stop talking about him
Instead you make threads like this every day, insuring he stay relevant here, and you know this
Stop pretending you hate him and just come out as the circlejerkers you really are
Sebastian Garcia
Keep telling yourself that
Matthew Perry
But user you watched the review, didn't like it, then posted about a thread about on Sup Forums. Now people are talking about him and some anons will probably watch the review again or his other videos.
Makes things easier if you just admit you're retarded
Brayden Howard
I dont really dislike him found some decent stuff through his channel. Thats just one thing that annoys me about him
Tyler Campbell
>"say the same negative things about fantano like you're the first person to ever do it and think it matters" thread.
Sup Forums is one of the highest churn boards so this kind of thing is unavoidable. Does Fantano even bring people to Sup Forums anymore? How long ago was it that he shelved his "Sup Forums" character?
>It's really not anything special but... >The beat is kinda simple and not anything special either but... >The lyrics don't seem to have a deeper meaning worthy of analysing but... >Well uh, a simple song can be great too He's trying really hard to appease his nigger subscribers who'd riot if he ever said anything bad about Kendrick
Lucas Reyes
The thing is I don't care if he gets views or not, I don't care if this thread gives him a million views
Things fall by their own weight, sometimes the only way to pop a balloon is to fill it up, I'm just pointing out the obvious
Grayson Anderson
>literally points out negative things he said about the track >"He never says anything negative about Kendrick!"
Christopher Bell
>I'm just pointing out the obvious If it's obvious what's the need to point it out?
>inb4 well it's not obvious to everyone else Well then it's not the literal definition of obvious then isn't it?