ITT we get a superpower and other anons add a shitty limit to the power...

ITT we get a superpower and other anons add a shitty limit to the power. If you post a limit you must post your own power.

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>I have the power to kill anybody I want with no consequence

freezing time at will, when time is frozen I can not be damaged and have no negative effects I can also choose what unfreezes.

>inb4 yes, this is mainly for rape fantasies

limit: you feel all the pain your victim has felt.

Your internal organs aren't immune to the time freeze and your body ceases function.

>everything becomes literally frozen and the whole world gets cold as shit

You can't unfreeze the air, so you're stuck.

>he doesn't know what no consequence means

>the power to control the consciences of anybody and however many people i want however long i want

it'd be OP otherwise... OP has an OP power

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The power to change genders at will

Every time you use the ability you lose 10% of the neurons in your brain making you more retarded the more you use it.

> the ability to shit gold chunks

You become an extremely ugly version of that gender.

you poop through your mouth

Ability to make anyone cum at will

You've traded your arms and legs for this power

Limit: Everyone doesn't know your gender that you switch to and you get really upset when other people don't understand or accept you, so you spend all of your time bitching about it and try to make everyone agree with you about your current gender swap

Your testis are now where your tonsils and you cum as well when you use this power so every time you cum, you cum into your own mouth.

>The power of Immortality

You have no eyes, ears, arms or legs.

i thought you were supposed to be adding a downside?

that's easy, immortality, but not eternal youth, so you're a withered old ass who can't do anything but shit and piss yourself for all eternity

every bad act you do will turn you mortal until you fix the problem or own up to it
>have the power to go through walls

>Anyone else hear metallica?

other people do

ability to Orgasm 50 times a day

that's even better, thanks

you don't get to pick when

you also have a painful erection

Only by anal stimulation from a trap prostitute

can shape shift

You are stuck in the shape you turn into for 24 hours, if you don't change back on the exact minute 24 hours from when you changed, you are stuck that way forever, and you eventually adopt the mind and false memories of whatever you shapeshifted to.

I have the power to steal yo gurl

you only have sex once and then she returns to me

whoops, and
>immune to pain or physical harm from high temperatures, even from the hottest star in the universe

> my girl is a trap

Like I would want her after anyway, hahaaaaaaa

They're always 1 inch+ in diameter

checked
youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

get arrested for human trafficking

total mind control

*of anyone

you become the person you mind control

while you're controlling them, they're controlling you, a la quantum leap

the power of infinite knowledge

>>inb4, "yeah but you're still just a potato"

but some of the knowledge scarces you and you have the risk of becoming mentally insane

SO I can just tie myself up and then make a girl rape me

Ever girl and woman in the world wants to cuckold their boyfriend or husband with me

then it's not girl

You are a forgotten book in a dusty library in the corner of the world

no risk, you're mind can't handle that much info and you do go insane

look at

but the boyfriend/husband can't control themselves and end up fucking you too.

They all become clingy psychos who you can never get rid of.

But only while you're jerking off

Limit: You are a nigger.

don't even have to add a shity limit
just give you an example where that power is shit: say you lean on your stove while its on for a while (you wouldn't feel the pain) and your hand becomes so damaged and fucked up, it has to be amputated.

>The ability to manipulate anyone into doing anything just by telling them to (mind control)

whoops, also my power is the ability to control weather

lets see what you got Sup Forums

The power impregnate any women with my mind

invisibility

all pregnancies end in miscarriage

any pain caused by the weather you control, you feel.
For example, if someone gets struck by lightning you get that experience

Only if you can get them to fuck you naturally (without using power)


mine is the anility to see anywhere in the universe (king kai from dbz for example)

It doesn't work on females.

>The ability to teleport anywhere i want just by focusing on the place in my mind

you're blind when you become invisible

yeah but cum starts comming out of your nostrils until the manipulation is done.
this means that you can eventually die from your own messed up nose semen.

The ability to clone myself

shit

Yes

it has a 5% chance of missing

You must perform an elaborate floppy dance while naked in a public area to activate your weather powers

>you can't go through walls

your dick is redcued in size everytime you do it.

You die and the clone takes your place and so on

the ability to eat without gaining fat (infinite metabolism)

The power to poop in other peoples pants without them knowing

all your clones don't want to do anything except surf Sup Forums and masturbate until they starve to death

you have to eat constantly to stay alive

you don't gain any fat but you don't lose any either.... assuming your a huge fatass now.

everybody knows you did it and everyone hates you

you have tastebuds on your asshole

You also have do shit in your own pants as well

my superpower: Being able to leave this site without returning

you have to eat anyway

You immediately die

The power to shrink myself

All the poop ends up in your place of residence

the ability to make any girl horny. Its not guaranteed they'll fuck me, it would just make them wet and fill them with hormones

You will remember every thread you've ever been in in every detail, and you will never forget.

the key word is constantly

some of it gets stuck in your mouth.

you can leave, but you must return annually a week

fuck me

kekels

It also makes everyone in the general vicinity horny for you (specifically), regardless of gender

The power to rape lolis with no consequences

Limit: The invisibility was caused by a specific type of radiation and chemicals which also gave you a new type of cancer.. which leaves you in horrid agony for the next three weeks as you invisibly call out for help and attempt to feed yourself in crippling pain that eventually disables you from doing so and you starve to death. :D

I came up with this one myself. you can't shrink yourself too much or you go into atoms

My power:
Being able to teleport anywhere I want to go

makes all black men in a 100km radius their life purpose to rape you

You can only do it to girls you find disgusting