What's wrong with you, Sup Forums?

What's wrong with you, Sup Forums?

got no teef

i'm not in that pool?

my penor hurts

Why'd you black out the teeth?

To see what they would look like.

I think this picture is photoshoped.

Can't seem to self confidence

they look hella young tho

moar pls

twixar.me/1CC

i dont even know

whyd you photoshop their teeth out lmao

They look alot younger with their teeth removed.

OP stop that.

What is wrong with you, OP.

Constipation, cynical, nacasist, and my dick don't work

OP is, and remains, a faggot
Now and forever
Amen

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Looks shopped

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i love small tits

Small tits really are the best

Skeletons gonna get you

They totally are.

I'm 31, my wife is 29 and she unfortunately has 34Ds. However, the woman I've been fucking on the side for the past few years is a fucking perfect 32A

Mum caught me shaggin me aunt thee other day, been up my arse ever since. Plus I speak with an English accent and I've never been outta California

fag

The girl I've been dating for 3 years now has AAA. I couldn't be happier

Pool's closed

Holy shit. Pics? How old and tall is she?

The girl I've been sleeping with is 25, 5'1", petite as shit, bald pussy - fucking pedo's dream lol

Tha better to gum you with

Why?

I'm not well-adjusted.

Social retard

>American problems

Verb problems.

Just is.

blue arms can't melt stale memes

DON'T
CALL
ANYBODY

I think I've become a sex addict.

In high school I was the typical fat guy, metal shirts, kept to myself and my discman/ipod, never dated save for one girlfriend I had my senior year of high school. We lost our v-cards to each other, broke up eventually.

After high school I started smoking weed and took up running and working out (weird mix I know). Got real fit, fucked a friend I knew, told me I had a big dick but thought she was just blowing smoke. Became FWB with a friend of hers, she told me to start wearing magnums, she knew they would fit because "she fucked a lot of black guys so she could just tell" (the fuck).

Since then I constantly scour MeetMe, Badoo, and Tinder for girls. Same shit, come to my place, smoke weed or drink, fuck, repeat. I've hooked up with friends of my friends, or hot sisters/cousins, or whatever. I'm nothing special, no six pack or rich family or fancy job. I work at a lead retail job. But I've only had about three or four actual relationships in my life and my last one was probably over four years ago.

Now I'm hanging out with a friend I've known for three years, and she just hooked me up with a girl she knows last week. Turns out she was an escort. 20 years old, Not even 5'5", and under 100 pounds. We smoked a joint, she asked for a bill for help, and we fucked in the backseat of my car. Hearing her scream and talk dirty turned me on so much I forgot I just dropped 100.

My friend showed me the messages she got on facebook two days after that. "You weren't lying xxxxxx he's good" and "fuck I was shaking" blah blah blah.

I'm partially thinking of doing it again.
And at the same time I'm worried about the road I'm heading down. But my dick probably makes just as many decisions for me as my actual head.

I heard that in his voice. Dear god make it stop

im genuinely aware of things. in a world of sleepers. in before autism or whatever the fuck else.

yeah no-one cares

I guess it's a few things.

I was raised almost exclusively around people who were super nice to me. My parents made sure to protect me the best they could because they loved me. They prevented me from hanging out with autists, degenerates, and garbage the best they could. I was always around either my own friends or my folks' friends (who mostly had kids, and these kids were at least palsy with me). As a result, when my classmates' hormones started kicking in and the girls stopped talking to chunky guys and the guys wanted to be dominant and shit, I was kinda left in the dirt. I got bullied for YEARS, and rarely got to fight back because
A. My friends in school were fucking cowards, traitors, and autists, and
B. I got to deal with some of the first neo-bullies, who in lieu of beating you up say terrible things to you to goad you into talking back, then get the teacher to blame you for it.
The few times I DID get to fight back were barely consequential, because it was only ever against proto-bullies and the sidekicks to the people who REALLY picked on me, so it never really improved. This, of course, has caused me to be SUPER nice to everyone for the most part, but at the first sign of malevolence I start acting like a damn sociopath.

The girl on the left looks like the curly haired kid from Stranger Things

As far as my love life issues go, I fluctuate between "have sex/make out with whoever you can with only minimal standards" and "surely you will find this perfect ideal girl you have in your head and she'll alleviate all your fears about getting cheated on again." This results in the shitty, skuzzy girls wanting to talk to me all the time, getting pissed when I don't wanna date 'em, and telling everyone (including and especially ideal gf material gals) that I'm a "fuckboy*," so ideal gf gals don't want anything to do with me


*Fuckboy: any male who is less than a 7/10 and just wants sex, but not a committed relationship. See also: literally any college girl who isn't after a relationship

If rape was legal I'd do it all the time.