ITT we get a superpower and other anons add a shitty limit to the power...

ITT we get a superpower and other anons add a shitty limit to the power. If you post a limit you must post your own power.

The ability to see through clothes

Only works on men under 13

the ability to make a socialist government with jill stein as president

Invulnerable to limits

Ability to warp my entire body plus clothes to my desired destination at will without any distortion within the space I occupy

Always get dubs in get threads

You feel extremely hungover 6 seconds after teleporting, sometimes resulting in a migraine

You have to sleep with Jill Stein

No-one ever acknowledges it.

The ability to become cute anime girls.

You gain mental images of every time someone busts to you

Ability to read minds

The ability to always have perfect sleep

Superspeed

but you can only speak in slow motion.
I can walk through walls.

The ability to transform in different types of lolis

But your clothes can't

I can alter reality

Intangibility at will.

The power of dubs, muthafucka.

There all black with huge noses.
was my power

No need for limit, you'll immediately drop towards the center of the Earth.

kek fuck

super wealth ex. bruce wayne/tony stark

You can only buy cheap candy with the money.

Mind control.

lol, fucking blasted!

i can walk on water

Only if it's frozen.

unable to come close to a power super enough to be worth limiting, therefore superpower is basically not even a superpower

the ability to fuck each and every OP in the ass at will

you can only control your mind

>Reply to Thread No.719115084

You use all your ability to control the mind of

you incidentally always get a match number the same as the dubs but for some reason people always say nice dubs instead. can never get trips

I'm invunerable.

Still handy as fuck if it's instantaneous absolute control.

that one tickled me

clothes teleport 4 feet to the left of your body

ability to speak an entire language fluently after hearing any amount of it spoken only once

...to the charms of gay men.

invisibility

can't use the letter L more than once in a word

None of your senses work.

Power to bring any thought into physical manifestation

but you can't stop speaking
also, you don't understand it and you forget the previous one

you emit a high pitched screeching sound audible to everyone within a 500 ft radius whenever you become invisible

you have to use a dildo because you're so excited to do it you can't perform

Is this the low-key greatest power?

no control of when these thoughts manifest

power to breath under water

That's clearly not a limit user

you can't breathe above water

Only if it's boiling.

you have a speech impediment that makes you sound like a retard in every language so no one takes you seriously

power to travel through time at any speed in any direction

the ability to get repeating numerals

...but all the while you FEEL like you are drowning. Think waterboarding.

Ability to leap over buildings in a single stride.

your invisibility makes you megneto like and you attract small pieces of metal that accumulate and eventually people know something is there

i can drive to work instantly without using gas or putting wear and tear on my vehicle, accident free, and cost free

You read everyones mind at the same time in a 30mile radius.

Sounds like static.

-The ability to time travel/space (So i can go to 10th century Italy from USA) at will

With somnambulisme.

that's dildoing user, not fucking

still vulnerable to impact damage

can't feel pain or die

only for 6 minutes from present

Astral Projection

they are never at the end of the post number

the ability to get dubs

no, it's just you

Each time you travel by car in such a manner someone you care about dies. If you're a lonely fuck, you kill people on the road and you're a wanted felon.

Ability to shrink my dick to the size of a marble and back at will.

>can't feel pain or die
side effect, can't feel any emotion at all

Ability to run up to 100 mph without getting tired

but never in a get thread

Ability to go to parallel dimensions

your dubs never get (you)'s and no one else notices them

can grow penis on command

can't feel or taste anything enjoyable, or anything at all really. Also, you're blind in all senses.

Hair loss and growth wherever I want it, and it is easily controlled to whenever as well.

if you go under 55 mph you explode

But is free will real user?

Dammit! Where's Keanu Reeves??

turns out "fucked" was interpreted as destroying their ass. the dildo rips and tears tissue so they can't shit right ever again. after that all happens you want to get up a fulfill your superpower to have anal intercourse with the with your penis but their anus is in no condition to have that. you need to call 9-11

It's always ginger.

Every time you travel to another dimension it progressively and dramatically gets more hostile and uninhabitable.

I can survive in extreme cold for extended periods of time with no bodily damage.

Just not your own.

every time you do it a someone you know walks in and sees only the small version of your dick

>implying I care about OP's anal health

The ability to get dubs

But no one notices them
(except for me)

>IT WAS THE WATER I SWEAR

them's the rulez my faggot

You never get laid with it, and it's permanent.

The power fast as fuck boi

only to 5 inches

flight up to 150mph

cant survive in temperatures above 30°F without getting hyperthermia

ability to convince people of anything and have them believe and trust you

But you get first degree burns at room temperature.

The ability to stop aging at 25

You have to fuck bois

>is keemstar

talk to animals

only 1cm off the ground

...but you can't get a reply from anyone in any situation until 40 minutes later.

Ability to construct ANY piece of furniture that I desire, and have it be done at no cost to me.

But only with your fist up your ass. You lose the ability if you explain why you're fisting yourself in the snow.

they still can't understand you

only people older than 95 with less than $500,000

all senses above perfect

all animals are redditors

The ability to see real identity of every user

the furniture is made of human organs and screams all the time

ability to access internet with mind

Always feel terribly guilty about lying to the point of vomiting... every time.

Super Strength and can lift 10 tons.

face is blacked out, you don't know who they are

>super strength

I got Trump elected.

...except you progressively DEage at twice the normal rate of growth once you actually reach 25 and devolve into a fetus until you cease to exist.

I can act like a prissy teenager while I work for a newspaper company that just wants pictures of me with my clothes off. Also I can shoot webs from my fingers.

only reddit and 9gag are whitelisted on your ISP

slow dial up connection and hear the dial up sound every time you connect.

Can see 24 hours into the future.

that means your brain is now a limited hard disc and you can get a virus that may very well format the fuck out of you, you won't even have drivers for your eyes lol

has to eat nothing but spinach to work

>always bets correctly in any game

...but intelligence waaaay below average.

Organize pictures on the wall so they're perfectly level.

You can't access Wikipedia

The power to learn anything in a few hours

You can only access tubgirl, lemon party and goatse images.