I'm looking for a quick-access anal pleasure toy...

I'm looking for a quick-access anal pleasure toy. I have no dildo on hand but I want to slide something household-based inside there that will fit comfortably and let me cum the way I want to. Any suggestions or absolute advice?

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"Bumping" with random images

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Your finger you dumbass. Prostate is only a couple inches in.

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I'm not stupid . I just want to cum.

No it's not it's like 6 inches inside.

In past experience, "decsnt" penetration does the trick but deeper penetration does better

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its the old Sup Forums

everythings a dildo if your brave enough

MODS

oh no..

MODS MODS

FUCKING MODS COMMON!

MODS KILL THREAD CP EVERYWHERE

abandon thread

So this is Trump's America now?
Fucking MODS smh

don't call them common. That's just rude

I miss the old Sup Forums

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It's too late, the old Sup Forums is claiming it's place back i think

this thread brings me back

F5 x9000

fuck dude

that's nice

Jesus Christ dude.

fuck yeah

lurking

Mods are asleep

mods

Check'd

the day the fags slept.

she's gonna be fat when she grows up

Check'd

Aaaaaannnnnnddddd they're awake

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y'all shoulda saved those when you had the chance

already did B)

MODS ?

when you have children of your own you might not think its so funny, or you will fuck them.... either way you should take swim in a volcano

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Do the pedos just randomly choose what threads they're going to derail?

>implying I posted them
why don't you take a step back user, and fuck your own face?

Saw the handle off a toilet plunger

Illegal image
Legal image
Might be illegal the camera isn't really focused on her genitals so open to interpretation
Same as above

Hmmm... maybe the mods just stopped giving af.

Guess they do, lal.

This,except use the saw to penetrate ur ass

checked

Fuck im late, staying for possible cheese

How the hell do you figure the first one in the van or whatever is illegal? I'm just curious, that one looked legit to me, but not like I can tell age from the front let alone from behind. Just wondering what criteria you used.

Use a hair brush (the handle), a banana, or a cucumber... can't think of much else I own that is rather phallic

Sauce?

twas one of the few times I saw any. Must say it's very disappointing in that how the fuck does one find that good?

I get 16 or 17 like who the fuck cares, but some of that stuff is just plain wrong

Cal.l me 07896875310

oh shit it's cp

been a while since I saw some actual cp posted.

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Banana, cucumber. Look on the internet for what household items girls use to masturbate.

The "have another" pic was pretty hot can't lie. But again, not sure how the mods determine age. I guess suspicion is reason enough to remove it.

Introduce yourself to Cat goddess

C'mon guys, send me you dic pics 4039225385. I'll be up till 2am

Moar

is that the only picture of her you have? can't even see her pussy

Sorry chrome crashed and I lost my explanation.

Image 1 is illegal because the focal point is her genitals, and I'm making an age assumption based on the other images and the body type.

I used to Dost test to determine illegality, though. Images of nude children in which the focal point and pose is sexual in nature are pornography. Nudism however is not, so image 2 can be deemed legal but maybe not moral.

3 and 4 were strange to me because they're images of children doing childlike things and childlike poses but are exposed and might be sexual.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dost_test

The FBI is probably tracking your IP at this very moment by the way. I hope you've got a proxy my friend or else you're about to get fucked harder than a 9 year old at a Sup Forumstards house

uhhhhhhh.....naw dawg it's chill

>like 6 inches inside
Which, I suppose, is how a doctor reaches it with his finger during a prostate exam?

ahhhh yes, thanks for the explanation. I had forgotten that nudity is ok, while sexual stuff isn't. that actually makes more sense now, thanks!

Fuck off faggot, its all good post it

>mfw nobody answered op's question
>mfw I have no face

>>mfw nobody answered op's question
Huh?

Google cat the godess, click on images, click on little hell cat, similar pictures show cheesy pizza, get monitored by the fbi

If you have one of these OP

THIS.

What

Its uhh... Its not. Are you sure you're not thinking of the vagina? Because that's between 4 and 7 inches deep.

Just do it

What hell cat

He meant cat goddess

standard candle, the type that goes in a "candlestick"

Stop being a faggot.

6 is between 4 and 7

There's these travel toothbrush cases at Walmart that are perfect and inexpensive. If not just use your fingers. Use lots of lube(lotion is great household lube) and take it slow and eventually you can work three fingers in there and go to town

The vagina is 4-7 you dumbass. Didn't you take a basic health class?

An egg. Stick with a white egg, unless you think you can handle a brown one.

>6 is between 4 and 7
>a vagina is between 4 and 7
>6 is a vagina

Follow up. Just don't use soap or shampoo they're too basic any it will make your ass hurt

Shut the fuck up

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