2017 Deadpool

2017 Deadpool.

Who is gunna go Sup Forums?

My guesses, in order.

1:Sean Connery
2:George HW Bush
3:Parker Posey
4:Cloris Leachman

Bernie Sanders

If I were to go with a sitting member of congress I would say Grassley.

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Trump, assassinated just before he is sworn in.

90% of the world's population.

Rosie O'Donnell (suicide)

Morgan Freeman, as much as it pains me to say

Judy Dench, pains me even more

Harry Reid (assassinated)

Kim Jong-Un by covert military operation

>2017 Deadpool.

Who is gunna go Sup Forums?

My guesses, in order.

1:Sean Connery
2:George HW Bush
3:Parker Posey
4:Cloris Leachman

Just realized that Cloris is very close to Clitoris in spelling

Bruce Forsyth
David Attenborough
Justin Bieber
Warwick Davis
Maggie Smith (might be dead already?)
Alan Pardew

1. Bill Clinton
2. Bill Cosby
3. Stevie Wonder
4. Tim the Tool Man Taylor

Yeah, people are really interested in assassinating retired Senators.

>Morgan Freeman
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK

this is the Deadpool. Please refrain from criticizing other anons' wagers

moot, anal bleeding

>Kim Jong-Un by covert military operation

His military or ours?

I'm more seeking clarification.

Angry rednecks mad about "socialism"?

Mob dudes still mad about the 70's, taking advantage of the lack of security?

1. Queen Elizibeth
2. Andy Dick
3. Bruce Springsteen
4. Mike Meyers

Trump, simultaneous heart attack & bullet

Jimmy Page

My asshole neighbor, if he isn't careful

Ivanka, suicide because she can't stand to be away from her dead lover

Bryan Fuller

Cosby

The weird part is that all four of them will be in the same car crash.

DELET

What do you mean?

I can totally see Andy dick running down all of them in one night.

with the queen driving

>2. Andy Dick
that motherfucker has OD's so many times I'm starting to think he has unlimited immunity

1. Hugh Hefner (old age or alzheimer's)
2. Jack Nicholson (heart attack or stroke)
3. Magic Johnson (being black and having AIDS)
4. Jared Fogle (ass raped and shanked in prison)
5. Hilary Clinton (eternal bleeding)

1.Keith Richards 2.The Queen 3.David Attenborough 4 The Pope

>Harry Reid (assassinated)
by his brother? i mean 'treadmill'?

>1. Bill Clinton
That motherfucker has been praying for death now that Hillary doesn't have a job now.
Could YOU live with that nagging bitch?

Keith Richards
Paul McCartney
Helmut Kohl (because I'm German)
My Grandparents :(

He already got murdered in the elections

>Keith Richards

He's been on this list for the past 30 years, he ain't going anywhere.
He's living proof that hard drugs are actually good for your health.

>eternal bleeding
retard

Betty White, Queen Elizabeth II, Hugh Hefner, Stan Lee, Raul Castro

>Raul Castro

He died in 2015

seconded

Art Bell

Trump. His hair will get caught in the shower drain and will drown in a mixer of hooker piss and Putin's prolific load.

Fidel died in 2016. Raul is still President of Cuba

You are wrong

Tim Gund so we don't have to hear his voice anymore

Raul Hector Castro
Governor of Arizona 75-77
Ambassador to Argentina 77-80

1916-2015

u r!

See
Trips don't lie.

Stan Lee

you heard it here first

Did we?

he is not talking about that Castro you fucking moron

Last 3 times I saw that guy speak (between 2011 and 16) I figured it would be his last. I highly recommend checking him out while you can. Not only is he out of his mind because he is Stan Lee but he is also fairly senile now which makes it so much more hilarious.

The only one that mattered.

he feeds on the souls of other dead celebrities to survive

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Who the fuck is this guy? I'm talking about THE Raul Castro. President of Cuba. Not some random-ass nobody politician

AZ had 2 former Governors die in the past 2 years. They were both widely celebrated for not royally fucking up the state, which is a major accomplishment in Arizona.

Being this new.
>It's showing

>when do the Christmas breakers go back to school?

Jolly good show chap