Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

>Trips
Couldn't really get into fps. Not my type of genre. I had a gamecube, but it got stolen

>both dubs and trips
Sorry to hear that. Maybe tomorrow will be a better day

CVs don't carry missiles
You can't tell sometimes with those smiles of hers

>singles

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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
What games did you have for your cube?

Well you can't win them all

Context?

Just got home. Even the wind was hot. Sometimes bikes can be horrible, but at least I saw no red lights.

you can win these


Hello juvia
How are the floofs?

I had twlight princess, mario sunshine, pokemon xd: gale of darkness, and naruto: clash of ninja

Sometimes it can get confusing with the various Tomokos/Yunos among others.

Her dere side is pretty straightforward even if she's not the best at putting words behind it. On the other hand, you really don't know sometimes, just like many other waifus or 3D girls. Keeps things interesting.

Sombra se reclama

I love booty pics.

Claim'd

here

Chen is a cute.
call me boring u tsundere bastard

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Have elf booty

Trash le claimu

Please stop calling me gay.

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Fag

I touched a willy in high school once and it was just a little mistake and it was just a little mistake so please stop calling me gay.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again post your little pepe cuck image and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" pepe hover dick kiss, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting the same image trying to force it. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic meme forcing NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "HOVER DICK KISS HOVER DICK KISS." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

Forever...

Still here

Lasagna is awesome

Nice and floofy, how are yours coming?
Nice games. All i have are mario kart double dash and smash melee.

Lewd.

DORA THE EXPLORER
DORA THE EXPLORER
BITCH LOOKS HOT FOR A 4-YEAR OLD

I mean, real life butts.

Sure thing. I won't.

Bubble butts.

Elf booty and loli pantsu

Win win

chen ur too cute

(boo)

they're going fairly floofy
How are youse?

Have we talked about melee? I was talking to... someone a couple days ago, I can't remember for the life of me if it was you though

how's everyone doing this afternoon? or night

Long day at work, my football team elminated from the playoffs and it stormed like shit

FIRST I FUCK MY SISTER
THEN I FUCK MY MOM
THEN I FUCK MY COUSON
THEN I FUCK MY SON
THEN I GOT TO CHURCH
THEN I FUCK MY MOM

fuck

Stops hunger in its tracks too and reheats nicely.

Finished playing vidya, winding it down for the night now. How about you?

spooky

I guess.
I like when girls are lewd.
There was this girl who didn't wear any panties, just leggings and she always pushed her pussy against my back when we used to chill with people out.
I was also rubbing her pussy whenever I wanted to. Man, I miss summer.

Yeah, I take good care of my looks.

i return

Fills my tummy nicely, that's for sure

>Cooling on tower iffy, probably gonna need to open it up n' fix it
>Decide to jog first
>return
>Cooling is fine
>what the hell, but I'll take it
>Few minutes pass of doing nothing
>cooling stops
help
Cooling is currently working

*grabs butt*
Show me the goods

Use baby oil instead of water or use fan heating.
Fans are more efficient and safer.

If you think about it hitler did nothing wrong he was just trying to keep the race nice and strong

Welcome back.

Thinking about lasagna makes me hungry. If I wasn't going to sleep soon I'd make a breakfast run to the Whataburger up the street.

Shut the fuck up.
I only show my dick to girls that will end up blowing me.
Go ask Togame for dick picks. I heard he is doing a good job showing it on telegram.

Very nice.

No but I'll gladly talk to you about it
>absolute cutie

>heating
Fuck i meant cooling*

Show me the goods

Eating before bed gives a nice feel

ah i heard the football stuff was today. You don't like rain?

Sounds nice! What do you usually play?
I'm laying in bed, super sick right now throwing up all day sadly.

And nightmares

lewds please

How's the weather?
Glad to see you are ok

No u
Damn is that a cute hat though, I want one.

I dunno about baby oil...

Water-cooling cools much better than fans

I like rain but it was really floody so it was a bitch to drive home

Sounds like a personal problem

Yeah, it does. A couple of nights ago talking about late night runs at the Waffle House got me to make some pancakes and wolf them down before sleep. No regrets, slept like a stone.

These days, mostly JRPGs, strategy, and fighting. I'm finishing up SRW OG: Moon Dwellers before I move on to something else.

What's got you sick?

Go masturbate to hentai porn, you meme.

No lewds are impure. Juvia holds the purest form of love. There for she must remain pure
O-oh, thanks
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Wish i had hair like yours. Very cute

All of the storms rolled out, we lost power for a few minutes, but that was about it thankfully. Quite the lightning show for a good 30 minutes or so.

>Houki

Why did I only sleep an hour?

Nice, Nothing like sleeping with a warm and full belly

That's all you need.

What about condesation?
I read somewhere about loops and baby oil conducting heat less.

True. Ill agree there.
Not striped pantsu though. Shimapan best.

Ah, well enjoy your time off, at least you didn't wreck.

Those damn dirty jap games will suck you in, man. And ehh, alcohol. I've been throwing up for 5 hours now. Dumb choices.

Show me the goods first.

go back to sleep

Because you wanted to talk to everybody here, of course!
No condensation.
>Conducting heat less
See that's a bad thing

Pink panties from a goth lolita, nuff said

Have one more day before I'm actually off

you're quiet


Woop woop!
I assume then that you play somewhat seriously nowadays? Main/activeness/etc?

My hair irl isn't all that great but I tried to get it to be cute like Yui's. She's so cute.

And oh, that shoulder and collar thing
I know I have said it before, but I love your waifu's clothes.

Well that's good, the rain outside picked up a bit, but now it's over again.

and I'm distracted

Water condensates when hot though.

quiet?

>too much alcohol
Took me one time to learn my lesson from that, but drinking to get relaxed is quite nice. I got sucked into weeb games a long time ago, and I'll say this- they're not very conducive when you're in the era of an eternal backlog.

I'm gonna sleep hungry this time around, but I'll be putting away some breakfast in the morning.

Take it easy everyone.

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Rest well

Melee was fun. Although I didn't have many friends to play it with

It probably isn't.

Why?

Maybe I only wanted to talk to a certain someone.

Guess it's a personal thing, I can funtion fine with one hour

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Ah, you don't have the holiday off? Well, "holiday"
Odd that your days off are in the middle of the week.

so you forget everything

>>>/meatgrill/

Hi Mizore, i haven't seen you in a long time

Hello

But the water shouldn't be getting that hot when it goes right through a radiator with three blasting fans on it.
It was me, right?
Or Chara? But she's asleep, so you're out of luck.

I'm meant to be drinking tonight, so I need to be well-rested.

I'm afraid Anyas have quite a long memory. Maybe I should get Mako to bully you after all...

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Just the major holidays

Drink away, that'll fix you up

It's not?
These are my specs, btw.

Hey.

I don't understand????

over a little childish prank?

Don't listen to him, dont drink, is bad.

Mhm, I can, or rather, can't hear from across the country. I have rather good ears, you know.
Just seems like you're a bit more prone to conversation, usually

How are you?

Mm, I think I'm more interested in talking to my own girlfriend.

Nah, I'll just sleep more soon.

I'm not sure that was a prank. I've seen some pranks in my time.

Suit yourself

It shouldn't be.
But there is some condensation going in the res, which means the water is circulating, it's just not cooling.

..Pretty sure I know the problem.
Y'know, that somehow doesn't surprise me.

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