Waifu claiming thread

Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!

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I can't help but notice you talking about gamecube games toooooo
Double dash is the shit
Never had any smash games

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Louise claimed.

>implying I'm going to fuck with liquid mercury
Sure, I'm super jealous about that, but you gotta keep busy somehow!

-reply and promises of cake-

stealing all of your shitty trash waifus with my

amazing

singles

"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."

Sonokawa Momoka-sama is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^

kek

I live here! And because i could barely get out of bed, I had to order food cause if I don't eat I'll die. A tragic story.

I don't even know when I got the chance to do that. Did I do it during the party. After when I got back? I have no idea.
There was a cute black girl there who shouted "SHIBARI" when we got a fetish card for drinking game. We connected after that, but not in the way I wanted.

im sorry it's all just a meme.

(Moko)
there's worse drama and problems in these as far as I can tell, unless you don't want to add to that.
Boring can be good, although I'm sure you did some interesting stuff

good job dickweed

>eats the whole cake

o.o -...b-brings you some milk-

Sombra es reclama

Maybe, depends on when I fall asleep, and when I wake up.

I would've just gone back to sleep otherwise!

YOUSOROOOOOOOOOOOO!

Please tell me you're Japanese or born there

can i get ur milk?

I'm thinking of picking up some work over the next couple of months, actually.

Ah, I have no idea to be honest. You were far too wrecked to be intelligible.

Yeah, well I don't intend to sleep until you wake up this time.

Still here

still here


and


Its personal problems unrelated to here so yeah. Nope just watched videos and im actually playing some overwatch now because ive been playing a lot of tanks

transition to 7 feet under

-does not need help but thanks you-

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>drinks the whole gallon

okay okay, that was just a warm up.

check out these

satanic

doubles

Just tip the container a little too much and don't count how much you nommed, it's that easy!

O-onegai...

Not much, gotta head to college and register for classes in about 20 mins, playing wow till then.
You? All good?

Well hi! Welcome!
Misaki is a pretty cool guy, yes?

Ugh I fucking hate that dude, at least it beats goign to school to do literally nothing, we had to do that in the week before finals and we basically go to class and just chat with the teachers.

It only comes in useful at times like these sadly, I forget what I'm talking about most of the time.
What's bitter about it?

Have not, don't pop by too often anymore. Had a nice night the day before, at least?

Well, I'd have offered to let you sleep, but you know how my oil was!
That's good!
I'm considering looking for a new job.
>Ask for more days
>They cut me down to 1
>Also they take away one of the main benefits

>implying mercury isn't liquid at room temp
>implying mercury is better conducter of heat than water.

no i mean can i have some milk that cums from u o:

Hi hi! Sombra is a weird pick, what do you like about her?

I'm going to kill you.

Long day at work, football team eliminated from the playoffs and some other minor things

I'm looking at trying to pick up some coding work somewhere. Might help me to save.

Sure.

The test session last like 4 hours iirc, but since I don't have anybody to come pick me up I'm stuck there the whole day

I mean, I said I'm white. I'm American, I work here. Why?

I tried reading it over and could make a bit of it out. I don't usually lose all ability to type when drunk, that was beyond done.

It was enjoyable. Went to a stand up comedy show in tokyo. It was surprisingly hilarious, and they were really good at impromptu songs. Would go again. Nice to meet you though!

Cowturds or queefs fan?

;_; -puts on his blue coat to go to the store for more milk...and some tums for you-

-sits on top of your head and looks down at you-

nu

Yeah I think I'll stay with water, though
You'll have to find me first.
That'd probably be a much better job than mine.

Well shit.

Good enough I guess, mang. WoW as in the nerd MMO?

I VERY MUCH DO LITTLE MISS 2 SECOND THROTTLE DELAY!

Excellent. We'll set that up next time if you still want to. I'm going to bed now.

bring me some cookies

ALL THIS HERSEY MUST BE ROUTED OUT!

Sorry, can't help but think you're a typical weeb that thinks living japan is all dandy and great after watching so many animes.. they do exist unfortunately

Were you not here a few threads ago?

I miss you!

Kill them all!

shhh it's okay
Everything is okay now and I have that stuff to put in my car after I fill up

I could make a lot of it out, if I'm honest.

Probably, and if it helps me plan for the future that's pretty great.

Well shit?

1. She's the cutest Hero in OW
2. She's smart
3. She's stronk

no

NOT THE HORSEYS

Well then. I'm a cowboys fan.

I mean, I'm Military. Lived in Korea for a year, living in Japan for 2, will probably stay once I get out. It's not perfect, there's a lot that's pretty shitty, but there's good things to it. I've liked it in Asia more than in the US.

You're probably just reading too much into it seeing what isn't actually there ;^)

>look at me look at me! i'm super cool cuz muh dank mimis
Kys

dude lame, how are you gonna get back home though? bus?

Where do you work?
What team do you support?
Sorry to hear that, hopefully it starts looking up soon.

Woah! Do you live near Tokyo? Who was performing?
Nice to meet you too.

owo whats this?

You're the nerd!
Nerd!
(yes)

She has a cute design, but I don't like her hair.
But other than that, pretty nice.
I prefer widowmaker though
Your day been alright?

You too, finished Sabagebu also fantastic and funny af show. Thanks.
You do not know the power of the Reich, or who I am. Fools.
>kys
>on waifu
Back at you faggot

Yes

Hello everyone.

Tomoko you cutie.

The reich is dead
that's why refugees are there

Military, okay makes more sense, all I hear is bad stuff in Japan.

Walmart.
Cowboys, Broncos, Seahawks and Falcons

that makes me so happy

Yeah, I could see how having a coding job on your resume would be useful.

hanako. youre early

He's prolly lying about the military
He's just a weeb probs

Phrasing please.

That is why we must rise!
Join me, be apart of the Reich with your comrades.
youtube.com/watch?v=BawkcZdr3QI

I live in tokyo, technically, but I went deeper into the city for it! I have no idea, it was just at a random ass tiny bar my friend found, and wanted to do it for his birthday!
Oh! It was called Gamuso Comedy Show, they have a website!

Hey there, how are you?

Honestly I've really enjoyed my time here. There's so much to do everywhere, and the girls are all QTs. I'll be staying here for a while I hope.

That's kinda dumb to lie about having a really shitty job where you get overworked and shit on for a living. Absolutely fucking hate it, can't wait to get out.

-squeaks with concern and hugs you instead-

-smiles down at you and pops a gum drop in your mouth-

Well it makes you look much better.
Lying about that kind of job makes you look humbled.

Girls there are cute but for outsiders, they only want free english lessons

What heresy is that? Or did i miss a new meme?

I rarely read into things too much, and when I do I'm not always too far off.

Well considering it's going to be my future anyway, yeah.

you can't even get your arms around me

-tries harder-

buh
lame
bring a video game thingy, a ds or whatever if you have one, then you can meme around till it's time to leave
how long do you have to wait?

Oh, can see how it would be a bad day then, kek.
Also didn't know you meant that kind of football, don't know anything about that, dad likes the giants though

Is gookland as racist as people say? I always hear stories about them poking fun at whites.
At least you had fun, though. What's alcohol poisoning like?

W-what...

Good. That poor car was doing its best for you, so treat it right!

>Tfw will go half a day without my beloved.

NEEEEEEEEEEERD!
>Tfw I got too invested in lore that was retconned and now I'm salty about it

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>humble
I joined for myself and free college, and honestly don't give a shit about doing anything for my country.

Yeah yeah. I've given a few "English Lessons" myself. (Most of them want night sessions in love hotels, I'll tell you that)

Nah man.
That shit won't work.
Plus I bet you aren't even German

Whats this?

you're going to make me throw up the cake you worked so hard to bake for me

"Joined"

>Louise isn't on the Pure list
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Have you thought about a company you wanna work for?
I always do! Just..maybe I don't know how sometimes.

^_^

How was your day?

Hiya. Pretty well. How about you?

>not patriotic
Kiru yourself

Hello everyone, I'm back
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I think about 3 hours

>eats more cake with reese pieces ice cream

i didnt know you liked fat girls, user

Excuse me, I forget not everyone is american.

I can dig this

So it's true, they're horny AF?

It is to an extent. Mostly the older people in the cities (Like 50+) and a large amount of the country is pretty racist. Uhh, awful. Really dizzy, headache, and attempting to drink/eat anything for hours causes you to throw up for 5-10 minutes. I pretty much sat in my shower for 20 minutes taking tiny sips of water and throwing up just to try and hydrate.

What else would you call it?

Good to hear! Doing good myself.

Why would I have any reason to be patriotic.

Quads confirm that other guy is liar

-gives you a bowl of oat meal to try and control your blood sugar- x_x

Thats how the anime SHOULD have happened.

No one's deployed to Japan.
Korea, maybe, because of the long range WMD missiles.

claiming best rwby

I wouldn't say that, you know how little I've been sleeping recently.

In the future? For some reason I still think Blizzard would be pretty neat.

gross! I want more cake and cookies and soda!

Dude.
Tokyo is literally the least racist city.
Tokyo loves whitey and hafus.
Stop making up shit.
>implying Ruby isn't full of shit girls

Well, now you have someone that can help you with it.

Yes, and that's bad!

a lot to be desired. you?