Why haven't you moved to Norway?

Why haven't you moved to Norway?

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I don't like cold and muslims

I see pic and I think this clay could easy became our clay.

>women """"""""""""soldiers"""""""""""
cracks me up every time

You go get them Ivan, you go get them all. Also, nuke Finland pls.

DON'T BULLY FINLAND YOU FUCKWIT

norgay is shit and you can be locked up in an asylum for ten plus years for being suicidal. I'd rather the nl for dutch euthanasia laws

They will survive and be stronger.
White cockroaches.

t. Perkele

I don't want to rape soldiers.

Because it's a communist state.

>norgay is shit and you can be locked up in an asylum
?

Because I was born in the wrong country.

I'm too poor

t.pussy

It's the turanic bond. Even if you beat us we'll just become stronger.

Norwegian prisons being great is a meme.
They are indoctrination facilities that turns you into a cuck who can then be released so you can pay your taxes like a good goy in addition to the fuckhuge bill you get to pay for your stay + taxes.

Why are danes and dutch so bald.
Are you close relatives?

Probably but I dont think balding is that rampant in Denmark. Reclining hairline is Sorta common after 40 tho

Hopefully my family's genes will be inherited. not a single male on either side of my family became bald.

Women spread bald genes better than men.
Check your mother's family.
If you want to have children check wife's family. If her father is bald your son will rather be bald too.

Are there any good jobs for people who don't even Norwegian?

Wouldn't count on it. Unless you have a masters degree in science/engineering/economics, or some other desired fields.

is that what the canadian was talking about?

How much does a manual labor job pay for? Lets say that im also skilled with power tools and am prone to improvisation in emergency situations during production or machine malfunctions.

Who? What? Where? When?

I would guess something about 150-300 kr?
It depends alot on what exact type of job you get (construction worker, road worker, warehouse worker, etc.), and if you are considered skilled or unskilled.

Living in Norway sounds like paradise

>$40,000 for university education

if you kill your enemies they win
how much does a pack of cigarettes cost?

>How much does a pack of cigarettes cost
Lmao

105-125kr
Most of it is taxes though, and doesn't reflect the price levels in Norway accurately.

But I have...

>he doesn't live in norway already

what are you even doing

Living in superior Denmark

Maybe you should be locked up though

I'm working on a way out of here
if I wasn't cursed with being born in this shit country I would have never set foot in it

>posting deformed girls

I don't find them attractive.

The problem is that if I would commit crime in Norway I will still be deported to Russia and get in jail over there :(

Hmmm interesting concept, I assumed I wouldn't get the same rights as the native citizens because I'm not a Somali refugee

>implying

I'd rather join the Dutch military

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>Comming from a Swede

but you would ruin beautiful Norway

Do what the migrants do and throw away your identity documents

I thought being gay was unacceptable in russia

As long as nobody see you, you are fine.
I still lie to people about my orientaion though, but that because I study in Uni and it will be hard to study over there if people would always shit talk you behind your back.

that only works in Sweden

That's because i live in Finland where everything is acceptably similar + it's fuckton cheaper.

Dont kid yourself m8 one of them has a chin that could cut open cans and the other literally looks like a man

Slav girls > scand girls

get a load of this perma virgin

I hate Norgeboos so much.
Please kill yourselves.

you just say that because you see slav girls more in porn

Post more Scandinavian slags pls

I thought slags were poor people?

cutest

I want to...

Switzerland and Norway are the best countries in the world but I prefer Switzerland because it's located in the centre of Europe as opposed to some far-away corner. Also Norway has no big cities and I hate small cities.

being remote and irrelevant is best

also big cities are always shit except NYC

I disagree with both of your opinions as I am a a different human being, and different human beings tend to hold different opinions.

...

>except NYC

except NYC is the poster-city for big cities being utterly shit

serious answer
>it's cold
>not so much of sunshine in winter, too much in summer

but midnight sun is the best shit ever, there's nothing quite like going on a cycle trip in the middle of the night while it's still warm and sunny

that's the point,
I want to be able to do my bike trip most of the time, not several weeks in a year.

>Pizzas are $16 in Norway

wtf i love the dutch military now

Don't go to a public school, though. They're complete tripe here as well. I learned more in a private college in 2 months than I did in a public one in 3 years.

>poor fags live in such squalor that they think being stuck in a tiny room for years is better
I will never understand you people.

That's better than my place. Who do I have to fuck to get into one of those?

more cuties coming through

Not sure I could learn Norwegian, plus I don't have any family in that part of Europe.

That prison is better than my house.

Can I watch anime and play video-games in prison?

Oh, is this like Where's Wally? Are they hiding hiding in the background somewhere?

I'm not allowed to visit europe

t. genetic expert

Anyone who doesn't want you to, I guess. So in other words anyone at all.

and do what?
what jobs are available?
i'm not a huge fan of black metal.

>jobs
>in prison
i thought you people abolished slavery already

weeew.

>midnight sun

sounds horrible

What drives a man to go online and randomly fire insults like that around. This isn't a school classroom, user, and these posts aren't bullets. Have a little respect.

only if you're too poor to afford blinders

>Dating Norwegian girl
>Come to visit Norway when her visa is up
>Cold
>Cold
>Somehow more boring than Australia
>Alcoholism is a profession
I stole her instead. Besides, it's marginally cheaper living here.

They have shit army
I wouldnt feel safe desu

>Alcoholism is a profession
Are there really that many drunks in Norway? More than in Australia?

they have guns tho

Norway doesn't have that much muslims and their fjords are beautiful.

>imported american "culture"
>expensive
>shitty/no access to services if you live outside the cities
>worse weather than england

also
>eastern europe tier infrastructure

Why does Sup Forums obsess so much about nordic countries?

ikr
id still move there if i had the money

you wouldn't have any money left after 1 week

even norwegians come here to buy food and """"""""""asthma medicine"""""""""" to not starve or die

Sup Forums legacy

hence the conditional
i dont think food prices are the biggest problem though

>I stole her instead

What does this mean? Did you kidnap her?

>Sun
>"sounds horrible"

lol UK

I need to get arrested in Norway. Then join the Norwegian qt corps and fuck them with my tiny American pp

i thought Sup Forums hates nordicks

norwegian girl broke my heart and ruined my life