Things you think only you do/weird habits

Things you think only you do/weird habits

>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping
>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles
>put vinegar on all my food
>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week
>masterbate about 5 times a day
>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week
>fantasise about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep
>listen to rain noises with my headphones to fall asleep

how much out of /autism do I have?

>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles

wtf how does that even work?

How do you remember to breath?

I'm no expert but I'd rate that 8/10 autism

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>Post fucken awful images

Lee Harvey I want to party with you.

Yeah you're definitely retarded but is it gay if I fucked pic related?

>Take the top off
>fill it with water
>shove it up ass
>squeeze

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>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag

Cozy

>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping

Cozy too

>>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles

???

>>put vinegar on all my food

You sick fuck

>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week

?????????????????????????????

>>masterbate about 5 times a day

Ok maybe

>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week

ICE COLD?!?!?!

>>fantasise about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep

Geek

>>listen to rain noises with my headphones to fall asleep

Normal

>also collect images of mutilated dicks
>dont know why

Don't even know what's going.on here

Wait wait wait. Hold on one Fucking minute...
What house in riverwood do you stay in, or do just stay at the sleeping giant inn?

I mean shit dude. That's a pretty small village.

My grandma sleeps in sleeping bags in her bed and I sometimes jerk it 5-6 times a day, depending how much time I have

But the rest.... You're 100% autistic, user

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Whenever I use a urinal, if there's any pubes on the lip of it, I use my piss to rinse it off. I try to get it inside, but sometimes its too close to the outside and I end up pissing all over the floor trying to wash it away.

Is it bad that I'd fuck and suck the shit outta that?

>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week
Theatrical or extended?

Sometimes Faendels house, mostly sleeping giant inn, second room on the left after entering

whats the fucking point in this futa shit? i bet this nigga doesnt feel a thing from fucking him in this hole, even with anal you atleast feel pain or something but this? who would even fuck this thing, id rather lick hairy anus than do this

>2017
>not doing lingam massage

Used to be entended until about 3 months ago but I can't stream them on kodi now so I have to cope with theatrical

like is that classified as a shemale then? or what? both?

>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping

Sleep in zero gravity chair

>>masterbate about 5 times a day

Don't have time for that

>>listen to rain noises with headphones to fall asleep

Have a white noise machine

What, what do you do?

I NEED to know what's going on here

Wtf is a zero gravity chair? If you please.

To take pressure off the spine. Was in a motorcycle accident fucked up my back

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How bad did that butthole tattoo hurt?

That doesn't explain what a zero gravity chair is

>fantasize about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep
>put vinegar on all my food
>masterbate about 5 times a day
nigger are you fucking me?

Because thats what they call it

I am not fucking you

>Mutilated dick
No user that's a mutilated fucking ballsack

What they call what? What is a zero gravity chair?

It can cum

He literally posted a pic of one

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He said it's a chair to take pressure off your spine. Are autistic or just stupid?

a deckchair then

That question is why I started the thread

Yeah looks like a deck chair. Right?

Well now you have your answer

yea

>Urethra
>Natural looking formations
what? is this an intersex?

i still dont know

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>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
a bit weird, but dependent on the temps/housing may be ok
>>have legs elevated with ~3 pillows when sleeping
not good for your health
>>give myself enemas using empty shampoo bottles
shit fetish, otherwise fine. you're a closet fag that doesn't want others to find your enema utils, eh?
>>put vinegar on all my food
whoever likes it. for me, it's asian hot sauce or maggi almost everywhere.
>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week
who the heck has time for that?
>>masterbate about 5 times a day
perfectly normal
>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week
why?
>>fantasise about living in Riverwood in Skyrim every night before I fall asleep
as long as it helps totally normal
>>listen to rain noises with my headphones to fall asleep
self hypnosis, also helps.

name please

>name please

OP is always Faggot you should know this

My first name is Jim but I'm not telling you my last name

I am sure he is not interested in your name, faggott.

so, whats wth the icecold feet soaking

Cause he has diabetes

>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag
Used to do this. Super cozy.

>My first name is Jim

Sup nigga?

Ice baths for my feet as they ache, I stand for 12 hour shifts

>I stand for 12 hour shifts

Burger King or MC Donald's?

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Why is sleeping with your legs elevated a bad thing?

Papa johns

First, check em
Also, lol, lemme get that sauce
And also I fart on my hand sometime and smell it

I knew a guy that worked at Papa John's so did his wife. She left him because she started fucking the manager

Will often fold up a few squares of toilet paper and leave the betwixt my cheeks throughout the day. Makes me feel more fresh

Source on the degenerate?

>>soak my feet in ice cold water for a few hours a week
Kneipp much?

Do you watch the uncut extended versions?

just came to say the pics OP is posting are absolutely GROSS

Also, how can someone fuck that?
I dont know which of those two is more out of their minds

FFS

>stays fixated to one specific type of porn genre for an extended period of time
>likes milk with 95% of food (fish is not that good with it unfortunately; best would be cheeseburgers)
>spend at least $40 a month on a mobile phone game, although sometimes more (most in a month was $120)
>knows the first 5 minutes of TDKR by heart
>listens to shitpost music unironically
>shoves my elbow deep into my right thigh when masturbating sometimes (when I'm seated) to achieve a deeper orgasm (that shit makes it SO MUCH more amazing)

Name Please

>wipe my ass like Spider-Man using my two middle fingers and a few squares of tissue, sometimes I do this when I don't even need to shit and it makes me shit

>piss sitting down

>listen to music and pretend I'm in some sort of fight and being a bad-ass with lots of people watching thinking I'm awesome

>while on lunch in work I go to the toilet and masturbate, I do this two to three times a week with pictures of my female colleagues on my phone

>put my little finger as far down my ear as possible and smell the wax (same with scratching ass, balls, etc.)

>when on my own I suddenly start masturbating for no reason and then stop because I'm like wtf

dude just download them lmao. you watch them often enough

That was a huge fucking rollercoaster of a story

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Every time I take my socks off I have to smell them before putting them in the dirty cloths, and they smell sooo good. Anyone else do this?

Yes. I jack off with my own stinky socks all the time. Seriously.

No but I smell my wife's panties

I am diagnosed with autism but you're on another level op

What the fuck are up with all these pictures holy fuck it looks like it hurts

I think ops pic is a Hermaphrodite

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>pull out my nose hairs with a tweezers
>if I blow my nose and only a miniscule amount of mucus comes out, I save the kleenex and reuse it

>when I get turned on I leak shit loads of precum. I went to the doctors and everything and got it checked out but its not an issue
>foreskin has never retracted
>I can puke on command
not really habits but i think my body is pretty fucked up, I'm MtF trans, but i have always been like this sine birth

I thought i lost but then i remember this is not ylyl

same my friend, let us all laugh as our time nears.

Guys please stop making fun of my I might have to cut myself.

L-luke?

That's when you use an industrial condom

I don't know why but
>Puke on command
Sounds so funny to me, the thought of it and how you could use it.

I don't know why that's funny to you user. It means I can enjoy nigger cum again and again.

Do they have better pizza?

>>sleep in bed in a sleeping bag

>>watch lord of the rings all the way through at least once a week

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