Ask a fed anything

ask a fed anything

What's your name and where do you live?

Are dubs illegal?

you better hope not user

Will beastiality ever become legal? And can I be arrested for fucking female huskies?

Get a rat up ya fed

While that may be public domain in a sense, I wish not to disclose that info. Sorry bud.

What's there to ask?

Give us some confiscated cp

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

Ohhhshieeet

I'm afraid that that's illegal, and you'd have to ask a DHS agent lol

no.

why did you feel the need to make this thread?

Cop user. Can you get a K9 unit thingy. And if you can... Can you lend it to me to I can let it eat my testicals?

I doubt it, and you probably will be.

How did you become an agent like school what you do for highschool im interested

boredom

can i have a job? you guys are cool.
pls.

When are all the criminal bankers and politicians goin to jail.?

>ask a fed anything


how fast is your speeding ticket

I'd recommend at least graduating high school, probably prior experience as a law enforcement officer.. depends on the agency.

Check it. Dubs...
Must answe honestly

we're working on that lmao

What did you do for college?

IRS? How does it feel to be a cancer to these united states?

majored in psychology (if thats what you mean lol)

pretty great.

I wanna fuck a male K9. How would I go about getting one

Is time travel possible.
I need my last 20 mins back.
Whats all this about project cloverleaf.?

Cool what are my chances of becoming a swat team/fbi

then do some work

how much over the speed limit do you usually pull people over at?

it isn't... and i won't get into that

have you had the chance to see any cool black-budget project stuff?
i want a tesla tower in my back yard already.

I don't make speed related stops... not really my priority

Gimme a time stamp you gay boy.

depends on how hard you work for it

I will try an easier one.
Why did all nicola teslas work get take by the feds upon his death.?
And how come (favourite word) he has been __**[spoiler]redacted[/spoiler]**__ from history

Why are all of you idiots asking questions like they're a cop? The fucking badge says IRS...

I have... can't really give details though

Well spotted

>ask a fed anything
>posts 2202 badge number
>obvious fake is fake

So many newfags up in this shit

We do similar work in a way... save for traffic stops, etc haha

Why do you target Conservative groups

Why are you determined to steal my money and labor before I even get a chance to spend it

not fed guy, but i can answer this for you.
tesla was sabotaged by the copper industry. it was straight up direct competition to them, because copper wiring would no longer be relevant if he had succeeded.
basically, greed user. greed is why the best of his work is a national secret.

i don't personally.. (to both of those) I'm a conservative myself

Who will win the Super Bowl

how the hell should I know? i'm not a psychic.. just a lowly fed because I couldn't get a good, well-paying job

Same

timestamp or gtfo

Treasury?
You're fired.

Am I being detained?

the badge is so fake lmfao

no

thanks donnie

he's from the irs not the fbi

Is it illegal to put pennies up my ass and then spend them?

What do you think about Luke Cage ?

what do you think about Elliot Rodger?

Are you like one of those cops GTA V that once a single act of violence happens you whip out the gun and just fire like crazy?

Tryna buy acid?

whats a fed?

and can you use it to play kendo?

Jellyfish or crabs?

sharpie in pooper now please

dead