Coconut crab thread? coconut crab thread

Coconut crab thread? coconut crab thread.

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

wat

Get a rat up ya mate

that things looks fucked

the aryan race of crabs

I fucking love crabs
>hard shells
>dem legs
>the way the foam at the mouth teasing you like it's ur cum
>dat flap with the crustation genatalia flavour
Fuck some times I want be be a crab
Could I be a new gender ?

>fun fact
Crabs walk sideways

>fun fact #2
Crabs don't like lobsters in fact they fucking hate them

>fun fact #3
Crabs can't try force

AWWW YEAH

Good thread, it just needs more trivia and crab pics. What is your least favorite kind of crab, OP? Are you likely to refer to them as crabs or craps?

>fun fact OPs crab thinks your a faggot

sweet coco crab bro

definitely
u just need surgery

i want a pet coconutcrab
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Swoooosh mother fuckers
>Heard you were talking shit

Pic from when I went on safari in Namibia.

Jellyfags report in

hey you're that scishow guy

It's going to be complicated
>I've been walking sideways for a few year now
>bathing in salt baths
Trying to find a qt crab waifu is hard work they just want rotten fish and a easy life they are so high maintenance
It's unreal
>you eat one her kids and they get all fucking silent and "crabby "

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More she's fucking hot

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I wonder, are they tasty?

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maybe they taste like coconut and shrimp

tss you ought to find a lime crab and put them both together

Home run you POG