I found a drunk chick when i was driving from vegas

>I found a drunk chick when i was driving from vegas
>she was lying in the road half drunk
>i mastrubated on her
>left

I didnt know 12 years old were allowed to drive in Nevada

i once threw my cousin off a bridge, he got his skull fractured, had to spend some time in juvie.

I pissed on ur mum m8 when she invited me over for some tea n biscuits

once found a credit card and tore it up instead of returning it to the issuing bank

I'm the guy in the shovel dog gif

I told my little sister whe wasn't funny... but I didn't get the joke.......

I didn't... get the joke....

found an open door in a random street and instead of closing it i continued walking

I tore the tag off my mattress.

didn't pay for a Reese's bar in Walmart. wasn't in the mood to eat it later and just binned it

me and two friends had a fight with 3 other guys. Then I got hit from behind with a bag. I didn´t think about it, just turned around and punched her so hard in the face, that I don´t know what happened.

I said to my friend wtf did you do? (it was a big chaos). And he was like fuck did I do that?

He had to pay 4000 euro and went into prison for 2 weeks.

fugg

posted this on Sup Forums

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let a 13 yo girl kiss me after she begged for months

Skipped church last sunday.

added glue to my parents morning coffee :o

fucked a girl from a house party then went back and seduced an other one and fucked her on the rim of the bathtub

both without protection

laughed at the Britishism of this poster

>aussie

XDDdd funi jok!!1

>seduced
topkek

>girl leads me on
>invites me to drive 3 hours away to her home
>her annoying friend is there
>we smoke, watch movies
>friend goes to bed
>we fuck
>couple days later she tells me she just wants to be friends
>instantly gets in a relationship with some beta cuck
>I kidnap her friend and shoot her in the fucking mouth
>let her friend's body ferment in big barrel
>fast forward 4 weeks
>kidnap girl I fucked, cut off every finger and toe one by one
>watch her scream in horror as I cram her into the barrel with her decaying friend
>bury her alive

why don't you take a seat over there?

>totally happened
>why would anybody tell lies on the internet?

sure thing edgelord

germany but not ethnic german :)

she was working her way up the ladder though

from an omega cucklord to just a beta cuck

Megan is missing?

Sounds like the plot to some shitty movie, "mandy is missing" or something like that

You or your cousin?

Set a field on fire.

Broke my brothers jaw with a frying pan

I did that too kek

>Doesn't pull the teeths

evil? wat

at a party with someone that was passed out drunk
didnt like him
slid some sewing needles longways up his arm so they were 100% inside
probably about 15 of them
all i could think was that i shouldve put some in his eyes

once i poured gasoline on a beggar then light that shit up... shit was cash and i think he died a few days later

Hey, this is the drunk chick! This did actually happen, but don't worry...I definitely wanted it. Do you know how long I had to lay there before someone stopped? Before someone who stopped came on me?

You fucking monster!

I had a crush on this really hot chick once, in college. I pissed in her opaque water bottle when she was out of class and watched her react to the feel of my urine in her mouth.

Then I took her number off a charity run list and gave it to all the ass holes at my college and even to online dating sites.

I enjoyed her suffering because I am a Sadist who likes to make hot chicks suffer and gets off on it.

I did more but this is enough.

fifteenyearsold.jpg

Summoned Khlg'trlx, the destroyer

this day and age you need to grind bone as well...

i wrote the crazy frog song. seriously.

I get doing this to someone who wouldn't fuck you...but the friend *did* fuck you and you still murdered her. The word "monster" is too kind when describing what you are.

I ate when I wasn't hungry

beeing edgy is hard when guilty conscience hits

How is that "evil" ? Sluts just heal faster

i stole a severed hand from a car wreck..
fucked up thing is that the dude was still alive and they probably could have saved it ...

Ha!! You too?

Not even close. I'm very much alive...and I *will* have my revenge!

Sent a dick pic to a 12 year old. She liked and sent nudes back.

You wrote the Beverly Hills Cop theme?

I posted a banana in a ylyl thread

Did you use It to jerk off?

killed a man , burned the body and flushed remains down the toilet

More details, please? Where do you live? What is your *least* favorite way to be tortured?

Fuck you.

I don't seed my torrents.

*cremains

nah..i kept it in a jar for a month or so then i threw it in a pond in the park

For the sole purpose of procreation, right?

>Sluts just heal faster
kek

Most likely : nobody cares if sluts heal, erry day, thousands sluts are born.

This is a snapping turtle that lives in that pond. Fuck you! Do I throw severed snake heads around in your home?

I blackmailed a friend of my sisters into giving me a blowjob
>sis is having a sleepover
>beta cuck male is invited
>tell other friend I'll tell her parents she's been in an sleepover with boys
>tells me please don't do it she'll do whatevs
>mfw it doesn't really take much convincing
>mfw she actually is quite good at giving head

if he wrote the theme, he speaks german.
test him!
Was ist die schlimmste Todsünde beim Trinken von Bier?

That's actually a quote from Golden Girls. Estelle Getty said it...don't remember what episode

I hope you die you beta faggot

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>gf and I are teachers in college
>threw a party here at home with their students during summer (only thos who passed the final exam)
>there was this smoking hot student, 9/10
>she started hitting on me
>fucked her on her van

Beat the shit out of a mentally retarded kid in highschool. Ended up only getting suspended for a week cause he swung first.

btfo turtle
the ducks told me to do it

You bastard

proof or gtfo

Your worst, not your pinnacle, faggot.

Back to 9fag, nigger.

For some reason this one is believable.

Forty Kekes.

lmao

>Her Suffering
Drink piss and get phone calls. Found the obese neckbeard beta.

Thats hawt

This isn't you rage you lose, you fucking faggot.

Backstory?

I hope you break your dick while fapping.

I wish I was the older brother back when my sister was in high school.

Wow, gratz, you ditched an old bitch for a young one. 10/10 evil.

Made an user anhero

>be me
>be browsing Sup Forums yesterday
>find feels thread
>guy whos gf killed herself
>troll him for 4 hours saying its his fault

>browsing Sup Forums today
>see thread of the same guy saying he was going to shoot himself as he pressed post


>>>>>>>feelsgoodbro

I hope he did actually anhero tho, that'd be funny as fuck

I was still friend of my ex and she had this very jelly boyfriend who wanted to pick a fight with me, always trying to get me mad and shit. He noticed that I wouldn't throw the first punch so this one day that he saw me on the street he just called my attention and punched me in the face. I was caught with my guard low but after getting beaten a bit I managed to get him on the floor, drag him to a dark alley and let him up, and every time he did I would punch him back to the floor, over and over until he gave up and layed there, I stomped him and broke his ribcage towards his lungs. He didn't survive and I didn't manage to get away as I was covered in blood walking on the street covered in blood. Did 4 years in jail and they let me out because of good behavior. When I left I fucked the girl and never again talked to her.

Was a teenager, maybe age 16
Was into the black metal scene, complete beta faggot at the same time.
Found a goth girl I liked, we hung out but I had zero confidence
Suggested we roam a graveyard to show off how "Tr00 I was"
Walked around, stood on graves, broke into the mortuary. Turned over some crucifixes upside down because thats black metal, right?
Found a part they were still constructing, break into that. Under mortuary at this point and start talking about shit that I know nothing about. Go back to her place, limp dick from zero confidence in myself. Go home in shame. Its been 11 years since and im so ashamed

I started a YLYL thread on Sup Forums.

>being this much of a cunt

Es zu verschwenden. Lieber Frau und Kind erschießen als einen tropfen bier vergießen.

Digits or gtfo. LARPfag

Prove it. If real, you are legend.

topkek. News story?

I shot a man in Reno

Not really that bad, but a couple of nights ago I pulled a knife on my girlfriends son over hatred for the Christmas gift they got me this year that was not a meaningful gift. Night ended with him leaving the house, a blade slash into the wall and both of us bruised up.

explain?

topkek. News story?

lmao beta

For what reason?

thread 404'd ages ago

there is an archive of this faggot website.

Yeah I was pretty beta back then. 6'1" and I weighed in at 320 lbs back then. Crazy how much of an effect it had on my outlook. Im glad I made the change.

lol

Korrekt! Ein Mensch ohne Migrationshintergrund.

God, you were obese as well.

Archive. You're bullshitting, kill yourself.

know exactly who youre talking about lol

did his gf anhero in the bath tub?

Didn't make it in the news, big city so murder ain't newsworthy around here. Maybe in some small newspaper from the area but idk.

Beyond Obese man.. I was really killing myself at that point. Ive lost 100lbs since then and have taken up bodybuilding. Ive never been happier

either burned down my neighbors shed, piss/cum on my sisters friend, or make one of my hot friends eat my cum

How? did you do any of those and why?

Damn faggot where is your life