What is your lifes work?

What is your lifes work?
What have you accomplished?

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Well, I haven't killed anyone...

I filled a 2 liter with my cum

Without any milk

Masturbation

I made a fried egg once without breaking the yolk

Well buck up, you slacker.

I plopped a big booty hoagie on a hamster.

I got dubs yesterday.

I drew a popular rage comic character back in 2010

Kept a PWR from falling into the iodine valley, keeping power on to over three thousand homes.

beat teen pregnancy
beat anorexia

my life's work is fucking over corporations in small ways.

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I killed someone.

I beat san andreas

I held 3 gfs for about a month. Pretty dope

O.O older or younger than you?

my life work will be done once iv put a bullet through my head...

I shit in the living room. blamed the dog.

you madman

>be me
>attract depressed people
>convinced at least 3 of them to not commit suicide
ask me anything

someone top this
protip : you can´t

How many pregnant teens did you have to beat up to stop the pregnancy of an entire age group?

Which one?

I drew a popular rage comic character back in 2009

Kek

One time I didn't fall down the stairs.

Spent 4 years of research (just me and one other because of secrecy) on a product that the company who paid for it are now making millions from.
I will never see a cent of it.

i painted religious murals in a church that was 18000 sq meters

Went to school for a bachelor of science in mathematics with a minor in computer science. Got a 4.0.

Now I'm making $8/hr from the same university I went to. Shows how much they value their own degree.

like all of them
duh

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managed to bag a 10/10 with a 5/10 dick

pic related

are you rich??

I designed some motorway tunnel automation systems.

The motorway contributes to regional development and general prosperity in the affected areas.
I am a technical sales consultant now.
Feels subhuman.

are you rich??

you should read that book faggot

More pics?

Moar

I acquired dubs in this thread

Nope, she makes twice as much as me

Lol guy


I know it's a prett shitty one but still got me about 3k dollars because of copyright infringements.

lets see her dick then

Post moar fag my dick is telling

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sooo youre super cute with a great personality?

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chicks don't care about dicks as much as guys do

unless they're whores

Balls

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I need Jesus, too thick for me

thats strange...every single girl ive had a conversation with about this all say that size matters..and in lots of cases too small isaa deal breaker

I've been told I'm handsome and funny, so yeah I guess.

I spose that's true, alot of 10's are where's though

This user knows, that other nigger is trolling

That's like saying "guys don't care about boobs as much as girls do unless they're whores."

And FYI, I've turned down several very attractive woman with huge breasts because I am only interested in sex after marriage. Just because you are incapable of controlling your animalistic urges doesn't mean we all are.

whores*

Did she borrow you her Mercedes Benz or something? This of rich?

>nice duble dubs
if a man thinks his penis is only average 5/10,
it's most likely less than average.
Why? Because in his situation it's the last bit of hope to not be alone.

>haven't been in prison
>don't beat up my family/anyone else for no reason
>most of the time i have a positive mental attitude
>i'm learning to programming
>stopped drinking/smoking weed heavily
>am liked AND respected by my peers
That's more than any male members of my family ever achieved, if i'll ever have a child, he/she has a good chance to be raised better and be more successful by 21.

I've managed to fuck 35-40 girls, mostly all 7/10 . But a few 10/10

I met them all off of tinder, maybe
like 3 in person. Just don't be a fucking weebo and you can get laid pretty easy

I gargled peanut butter

whats that mean

you sound like you're 12

you may not be. i'm just letting you know how it's percieved

i would challenge that the only women who talk about dicks are the ones that care about them

>whores

I've had my music recorded, and I was part of one of the top ten indoor drumline groups in the world twice. As well as being part of the 4th largest marimba ensemble in history

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I want to become a beautiful ladyboy in appearance and voice, as well as long hair and everything. I don't think I'll get implants, when I die I want to present as a man in my coffin.

I guess you could say...
*puts on glasses*...
that this user is ...
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nuts

Proof?

The absolute madman!

I once took drugs and imagined the couch was trying to eat me. I then smashed my window and screamed for the police. I then conviced them i had been poisoned by my aunt.

I guess its something