Tfw no qt Sup Forums bf to cuddle with

>tfw no qt Sup Forums bf to cuddle with

All we need is a girl with benis.
Fuck off

;-)

is that a choker you filthy whore?

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tfw no dutch gf to ride my bike with

do you know the rules?

bby i wanna invade your country and steal your bike

bby i want to invade your country and steal your bike
Send pussy pics

iktf...

Wtf I love bait threads now!

Hello, yes. Is this the shitposting thread?

I think you meant to say "to ride me like a bike"

I wanna cuddle with all of you:)

I want to cuddle!

>mfw Sup Forums bf to cuddle with
Who knew I'd meet someone like this here.

W-wanna go pick tulips? Then we can pour hot syrup on the snow.

Contact me then.

what a faguette

PLS BE IN BAUTZEN

What can I say ? His accent is so cute.

I wish I had a French to talk to and cuddle.

I hope you find someone as well user.
Except if you're scottish then you'd better give up.

Thanks. Not scottish fortunately.

what's wrong with Scottish people?

I sometimes hear stories of people that meet through this Mongolian basket weaving discussion forum, how the fuck do they do this?

Less appealing accent I suppose.

They're scots

>tfw no Sup Forums gf(male) to cuddle with

this desu
they cant all be lying, right?

Yeah! No one likes scots.

France and Russia on the other hand...

>tfw Scottish twink bf
Feels okay

Russia is very cute but England has this tsudere side that just makes me melt.

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are you sure your not a guy?

w-would you like a 1.79m mantlet bf? ;_;

girl cock?

>USA

N-no thanks...

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Have a (you) for the effort

Trap

i wish

>America
Why do you even try ?

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thats winland

have another winland, but are you sure its not just a real qt girl this time

Show me what you're wearing under those bike shorts, woman.

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fucking freak, go away

You have fingers. Why don't you go and show me what you can do for yourself with them?

Gross. I want a man not half a woman.

Men don't like to cuddle. Also, nobody likes to cuddle with lanklets.

Why not? Getting spooned by a lanklet seems nice.

H-hi

>getting spooned by
Faggots aren't people.

H-Hello. How are you?

I'm fine, lot of wind and rain outside so it's a nice feeling.
W-what about you

I'm good! It's cold here as you might expect. The rain is super cute and I like it too!

When do we cuddle?

awwwwwwww..ssssooooooo qt!

So soon ! I thought brits were reserved.
Proper etiquette is a coffee (or tea for you) before cuddling and holding hands here.

You're sot hot

Sorry for being so eager. We can get a coffee or tea and even a scone. I'll put some jam on it for you! Do you prefer blueberry or strawberry?

Go away faggot

Neither, if possible it would be abricot or salted butter, but guess i'll take raspberries ! I'm French after all. Would you like some Chocolatine or a croissant with that ? My treat.

I can buy some apricot for you. I'd like a Chocolatine. Thanks user! You are so sweet.

>read thread
>mfw

Don't flatter me, I'm nothing but a mere mirror. I'm only as nice to you as you are to me.
Give me your hand now, I'll show you a magic trick.

S-Sure. This better not be a prank...

lotsa gays ITT

*kiss your hand*

We really need to ban anime

Oh my!

Agreed and pic saved

Tee hee~ Let's go cuddle, user. I've let you simmer in anticipation long enough.

Okay.

STOP THIS

Take care of me properly, right ?
Are you feeling jealous ? There is place on my couch.

This thread is gross k thx bai

Are you slutting it up to those other two brits because I haven't been able to message you for a few days? Tsk tsk dessert.

I'm sorry ?

Wrong Frenchman. Apologies.

What.

Glad to see that the Franco-British alliance is going strong anyway.

Why don't you get yourself an int bf?

Indeed.

A simple misunderstanding my dear.

>tmp_

First computer, pal?

Fuck space jin

No and there's zero need to be rude.

I have an int bf. Why don't you get yourself an intELLIGENT bf?

This thread is gay.

Stop fighting with him. He just mistook me for someone else. I want people to be nice with each others, not mean. Do you not trust me that much ?

He is very smart! And has a very smart job!!! So I need you to cut OUT the rudeness or they'll be issues.

I'm always rude to him but he knows I like him really.

>ITT: two brits get into a cat fight about their French anime Sup Forums bfs

Only on Sup Forums.

Oh it's a bit of British thing ? I'm not really good with that. You know how weird your humor is to us continentals.

I don't mind animeposters nor I care if you're a faggot or not, but all that fagposting with moe reaction images and muh cuteness is just cringy as fuck. Don't fool yourselves, you're all just a bunch of dirty ugly and sweaty men.

thanks for posting

I'm not, I'm cute and adorable.

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