Things about Star Trek that irk the shit out of you

Things about Star Trek that irk the shit out of you.
>We are losing environmental controls
>No one puts on a space suit

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what the fuck is Star Trek?

the anti-gravity generator never goes out

No emergency air supplies like an airplane.

Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

It actually did a few times on Voyager

The TARDIS looks dumb

are you watching it on BBC America as well?

That's what the auxiliary power is for.

No bathrooms. Am I to believe a woman can work an 8 hour shift on the bridge without stopping to take a piss? Do they just beam the shit out of themselves?

One thing that really annoyed me about voyager is every guest they had on the ship ALWAYS turned hostile with the exception of Neelix and Kes but even then Kes is a bit Ugh.

because they use some sort of magical gravity-plate flooring per that one episode of voyager

in star trek next gen, i always tune out of looking at the actors when they are the bridge, and fundamentally notice that the room they are standing in is just some gay 70's room with basically drawers in the wall

Kes went hostile you dumb faggot

>Kes is a bit Ugh
That is what I was implying. Everyone new they get on the ship is hostile. Another thing on Voyager is when do they fucking reinforce the crew? It never happens.

there are moments when the alien make-up is extremely obvious

It drives me fucking nuts when you see them with 50 data pads for shit like they just couldn't have one and scroll through different spread sheets. Na I'd rather have a stack of 15 ipads laying all over my desk because I'm too lazy to switch programs. It also is ridiculous when they hand a data pad to a crewman and have them walk it across the ship to someone else just to hand the fucking thing to them like they didn't have gorram computer system to just send it to them without wasting an hour going through 5 miles of jefferies tubes

The bridge has a bathroom you idiot, it's right in front of the turbolift on the right side of the ship.

I dont get why they didnt take all the shit from abandoned ships.

or why they didn't use the Array and leave bombs on it to blow up after they left...

Why are the highest ranked officers always in an away team... together?

you guys have perceptions that are too "in show"

it's not about "in show" things, it's about things on the show, such as that the captain picard character is much more dramatic than everyone else, and it throws off every scene

They need multiple displays at once. Scrolling could be life or death.
I mean if the ship fucks its not like they can go out and swim.

Also I always assumed those were for data transfers that were big enough to halt up the ship's computer. I mean people walk around with them everywhere

I didn't get why no one wanted to hang out with Q. He seemed like the coolest guy in the galaxy. All he did was go around fucking with people. He was still making fun of Mexican's in like the 24th century or some shit.

this

first off, op's pic related (but i had a total boner for kes so...)

second;

>what about...
>well thank god we invented the Whatever Device
>Oh Shit the Whatever Device isn't working
>Entire episode plot revolves around Whatever Device not working.


also the Narn, fucking space niggers (but hey it was the 90s so had to have that cross cultural Libretard indoctrination)

He ate those cats but no one ever called the cops

why couldn't they copy any data, why was it if you transferred something that was it, end of game
AKA, why didn't they have the doctor on the mobile emitter and on the ship

all you need to do get get everyone home instantly is have sex with an omnipotent being that would make your clit explode with pleasure and your mind blown... but nooo.

That would make more sense if they didn't just use made up storage numbers like 7 collecting 600 gigaquads of porn in that one episode of voyager

Because they did the least often. You've seen what happens to red shirts

I mean how good is an away team if they die at the transporter?

ask the Q that is about to suicide to take you home, they you would agree to help him with the trial

I just disregard Voyager

because the most competent people need to get the job done

it isnt supposed to be fuckin chaos every away mission it just turns out that way

They died the least often*

Weight capacity most likely. The ship could sink.

I have bad news

>Living in a utopian society where we somehow have gone to the point somehow convincing ourselves to not fall into complete apathy and hedonism and to work towards self-improvement as a life goal, it just werks

>OH NO ANOTHER CLONE KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT CLONES ARE TERRIBLE ABOMINATIONS

>These people need our help, but aren't up to our standards of technology, we will help them but whine about how we shouldn't but should do it every goddamn time. We will double down on how we should never help people from an older time though, they are corrupt and can never truely integrate into our wonderous society

That shit was 100% a plot-point...if you want to get real fucking technical why didn't the time-police faggots repo that mobile emitter to begin with? It didn't belong to the time-line and somehow wasn't causing a temporal incursion?

Why was Geordi always chasing white women?
Do black women just show up as shadows in his visor?

Q is most deserving of a spin-off

whenthe only black woman is whoopi goldberg, you got to give geordi a free pass

Kes is like seven years old with the body of an adult. Neelix is really really into young women.

How about the complete lack of paradox involved in faster than light travel?

>Star Trek
>TARDIS

user looks dumb.

She was 2 at the start of voyager.
Nelix likes them fresh.

Damn shame it couldn't be the other way around..

Ya seriously he seems really dope. That being said he does almost destroy the human race in the final of TNG. Or at least he doesn't really help.

That was kind of always what he wanted though, the Q collective always had a real cold stare going on for the human race, even if he found them interesting he still wouldn't have minded another toy being broken.

Equinox crew, ass head.

how about stfu

Picard complains, in the first episode i think, that we have state of the art technology and theres always something wrong. Thats my problem. The flaws in their ships require constant Napoleonic genius just to fix a transporter malfunction. Not to mention what a small storm or a loud fart will do to the electronics on the ship.

Can be done with the transporters. Happened to O'Brian's wife "accidentally". He got some sweet little asian loli for a while.

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>He got some sweet little asian loli for a while.

I noticed a LOT of older men younger women stuff thrown in. Guess they were prepping the population for pedophilia.

most aliens look human

I know it pretty well goes without saying, but this little shit completely ruined TNG.

What a dilemma for O'Brian.. Unless she was down for it. Japanese after all right?
Could see it play out in my head..
"Chief, we can restore her body now!"
"Uhh.. Great.. Yea.. Let's not just yet though.. For.. Uh.. No reasons."

Also.. If you discovered a virtual fountain of youth like that. Why the FUCK would you not exploit it!?

agreed. what a little fag. he's only gotten worse with age too

Like the actor turned up one day and said "I'm taking over the show" and everybody just listened for no reason?

Asshole, it's not the actors, ever. They literally just do what they're told by the director.

Seriously, why was it not a bigger deal? Its the cure for aging for fucks sake.

agreed

read some history of star trek shows. the actors often act like divas and fuck with the show, and the director cant do much because theyre under contract

no one said it was the actor. The character itself is garbage

Every cunt speaks english and looks like a human with bits stuck on their faces.

I met that cunt (the actor that is) at a Star Trek con years ago. He was the most arrogant, stuckup, utterly unlikeable cunt you could possibly imagine. Oddly enough, the guy who played Tom Paris was the nicest guy out of the whole lot. Oh and Alice Krige (Borg Queen) was lovely but utterly mental and quite obviously on quite a lot of drugs. I liked her.

So if a Klingon takes a giant dump, some of the smell goes right into the bridge area?

That sounds like an extraordinary claim. The burden of proof is on you.

I'll listen and if I'm wrong I'll admit it, but it's up to you to provide that proof.

Maybe you should read the comments about him in this thread for a possibly first time. It's personal. It's about him, not about the character.

>you idiot
It's never been shown in any episode of Star Trek ever. So only know that it's there because or drawings, or articles and the rest of the bullshit that is made for the fans.

You need to take another look at who the idiot is here.

Yep....

Anal Destruction

They never fly "faster" than light. They warp space/time.

there is plenty to complain about, doesnt change the fact that I adore all of them, except Enterprise, that show sucked farts from old car seats

Riker kinda did - he found him amusing and Q was interested in him and gave him Q powers for a short time that Riker gave up early on in season 1 or 2.

There's an interesting but unlikely theory that Riker never gave up his Q powers and instead just used them subtly for the entirity of the show.

She sure did

Actually he helped a lot. All the time travels of Picard were Q's doing, so that Picard can save humanity.

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Yep, she went fucking nuts apparently, lost her looks BIG TIME and was arrested recently for exposing herself to kids outside her property.

Yup, Neelix got with her when she was only 1 year old. Irritating cunt AND a pedo. Brilliant.

Yeah, they point out early on that the Q consider the humans to actually be a potential threat in the future. (millions of years in the future maybe, but to a Q that's still a threat)

She's the mom in The OA.

>not about the character.
Lets talk about his character.
His dad DIES in the line of duty.
His mom is a chief medical officer on the Federation flag ship.
Capt Picard almost treats him like a son and recommends him for Star Fleet academy.
He saves the Enterprise tons of times.
He claims his life goal is to be in Starfleet.
So what happens? He gets denied to the academy when he should be a shoe in. He ends up getting a field commission because he can't do it the normal way. He then leaves Starfleet to hang out with some traveler homo after people have spent years of their lives trying to get him into Starfleet.
Wesley is basically a white nigger who grew up without a dad, had everything handed to him, and then didn't appreciate what anyone did and left. No wonder they wrote him out of the movies.

They don't have to poo. It's the future!

Aliens that are bred for physical size and strength constantly get rolled up in hand to hand combat by humans
>klingons

In order to understand this you need to be able to identify the difference between an incursion and a causal loop.

well then you hate roddenberry's self inserted character. probably why his kid never gave one shit about star trek tbh.

Resistance is futile.

Except for every single fucking encounter with them in the entire TV show.

Apart from its insufferable fans?

Why bother with space ships if you can just fucking beam everywhere?

Checkmate trektards

Oh awesome. Good that she's still getting work. As said, she was suprisingly likeable. Fuck it. Here's my opinion of them from what I saw. (and no, cba to google actors names)

Tuvok - Likeable, quite intense, played some half-decent music with his band at the con. Seemed a little up himself.

Q's son. - Stuck up, arrogant as fuck, but somehow you could expect/excuse it because of his age. Had a nice bit of jailbait GF on his arm who obviously worshipped him.

Janeway. - Difficult one. I met her after she'd been signing for 2 days straight because early on she promised the convention that she'd make sure everyone got her autograph hence she was pretty tired. Can't blame her. Didn't talk much.

Paris - As said, very, very nice guy and full of conversation.

Neelix - As said. Absolute fucking cunt. Didn't acknowledge ANYBODY and basically ignored everyone who spoke to him like they were shit under his feet.

Irish Hologram guy. - Funny but fucking scary. Potential psychopath/murderer I reckon.

Doctor - Very professional, very likeable. Hard to get a read on.

Picard - Turned up out of the blew and wasn't on the rosta. Basically took over Janeways stage and was charasmatic/likeable/funny as fuck. Bonus points because he made Janeway actress look like a boring shit with nothing to say.

No chakotay, seven, torres or kim sadly so can't comment.

Doesn't Bendydick Cuminbitch teleport from Earth to Klingon in the 2nd Star Trek reboot movies?

Seriously, fuck space ships off and fucking beam everywhere.

There's an episode where Geordi falls in love (again) with a black girl. I think she's an alien or some shit but they mindfuck each other. The farthest he ever got with any women on the show.

and speak perfect English

>aliens board ship
>they locked us out of system X and we can't stop them

>Irish Hologram guy.
No idea who Irish Hologram guy is.

Was Picard drunk? He's funny as fuck when he's drunk.

Yeah, you'd think at that point they'd have phaser arrays built into the walls to incinerate anybody who fucked with the ship by that point but noooooo.

Transporter is seldom used as a weapon. I'd have my ship go auto as soon as a ship loses its shielding and start beaming people right into space. It'd be so easy to reclaim ships whole.

Plus, to get around anything, all you need to do is pull out some of those little credit-card light thingies and put them in other slots.

Doors are no longer locked.

Yeah, bit obscure, only remembered him because he was so fucking intense and quite entertaining for a bit-part actor on a random episode.

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NELIX'S LITTLE TEETH

We never saw 7s tits