ITT: Badly describing Games part 2:

ITT: Badly describing Games part 2:
Ex:
>Be 4 People vs vampires

Btw pic unrelated

>everyone looks the same
>Can't know how you look like until you play multiplayer

Nigger simulator 3000?

Nope

>red thong
>discount lightsaber
>kill all robots
>4 games in the series

Doctorate in theoretical physics beats the shit out of the military and an entire alien world

Metal gear 5 TPP ?

Hunter: the reckoning?

nope, i think i won the game no one is trying to solve my riddle

Watch Dogs maybe

Rats, veggies, furries, large people, and normal people. Shit happens

nope

>Elastic Starboy
>Very underrated

>depressed middle-aged man with sweet car
>some asshole shows up with army to fuck your shit up
>haunted by killer clown
>asshole with army is your "dead" kid
this should be easy

hulf luff

..You guys are joking, right?

Left 4 dead

>get drunk
>piss on things
>play with poo
>you can kill zombies

Duke Nukem?

postal?

>shoot enemies
>they die

Di order 1886

Left 4 Dead 2

>take drugs like all the time
>punch neo-Nazi lesbians
>kill a zombie bear
>drugs r bad tho

3000 ft goat monster

nope. it's no 1st person shooter

>Why are all ghouls so fucking annoying.
>Never put your dick in crazy.
>NEVER PUT YOUR DICK IN CRAZY.
>Ah, screw it. (Puts dick in)
>Everyone but the crazy murder looking hobo is an asshole.
>Murder hobo still kind of an asshole, but everyone likes him anyway.

The first Doom?

Make an effort in Defence of the Ancients

Conkers bad fur day?

Fallout 1 and or 2?

...

BINGO

not the guy, but that sounds better than my suggestion.

>stab the glowing parts to save the girl
>voices say it's good

>black german
>zeppelin

Terraria

>Be soldier
>Flying in Mexico or something
>Crashland in Electrical Fence
>Scientist revives you from the dead
>Fat ass won't let you leave until you pick up your armor
>Dumbass tried to fix electical wires with wrench
>Smash things with wrench
>Fat ass shocks himself to death, he somehow trapped himself in a place filled with Tesla Coils
>Goto places that might look familiar
>Military leaves you because you're a faggot
>Goto office filled with explosives (I guess muslims work there)
>Kill things that shoot darts
>Kill Ninja Bitches and Ninja Fags who want to nuke where you are.
>Goto space
>Acquire Bfg from doom
>Go back to earth
>Meet Dumbass who trapped himself in a dome underwater.
>Save dumbass
>He helps you open a door
>Fat ass gets raped by darts
>Kill pre-historic shark
>Go back to land after killing giant penis with an eye
>Ninja Fags are back, no ninja bitches
>Ninja fags blow the fuck out of the place (didn't nuke it yet)
>Kill Alien with dynamite
>Shootdown Helicopter with BFG
>Meet Fatass who somehow knew about the nuke
>High as hell guard won't let you in until you defuse nuke
>Defusal is as easy as flipping a switch
>Business man reactivates nuke, and looks like he's confused
>Go into your typical area in doom
>Ninja Bitches are back
>Shoot alien in vagina, go into helicopter, business man leaves you in space.

fallout?

battlememe 18

>get trapped in forest
>floating head

Since I've never seen the movie or played the game.. I'm just going to say.. Mad Max?

Headbutt bricks

Fallout 4

BANGO

Fallout

No More Heroes

doom.?

Hint:
>cyka blyat

Nope.

>its your birthday
>your uncle blows you the fuck up
>get demon powers
>find hot goth chick
>your uncle blows up orphanage
>uncle kills hot goth chick
>kill yourself
>get sent to ww2
>get demon guns
>you blow shit up for a change
>kill yourself again
>hug demon
>uncle sends a small army after you
>finally go to kill uncle
>demon powers take over
>not really.jpg

Nope

killer is dead?

Never played, but sounds like it from a video i saw.

Another game I haven't played but will randomly guess from screenshots I've seen.

Painkiller?

nope

Half life: opposing force

ristar or however the fuck you spell it

no

bioshock

dota?

arkham knight

Gonna just toss this one out, and people can tell me if its *too* vague.

VTM: Bloodlines.

>Fish move

Yes Women Lie

there we go

call of doge modern warfare

Sorry No

TRIPPLE THREAT

Rust?

>be kid
>get stuck in robot, forced to fight
>don't want to fight
>fight anyway
>save colony
>crazy bitch dies
>robot AI says it's gonna die later
>wtfimonlyten.jpg

>humans make bioweapon
>goes wrong
>send it back in time (acceidently)
>past humans fight "alien" with spaceships

>no gameplay
>seriously there's nothing
>what the fuck

Tf2

My life the game

anything by david cage

Nope

Depression quest?

>goto bus stop
>talk to black bitch
>talk about shoes
>get bullied
>no longer physically disabled
>get drafted to Vietnam
>send over 9000 letters to whore
>save nigger from Vietnamese
>nigger still dies
>lt hates you
>you get popular for saving some soldiers
>speech at DC, but asshole turns off the mic
>Hippies cheer you on
>Make love with whore
>goto sjw meeting
>beat the shit out of a faggot for hitting whore
>play ping pong
>make shrimp company
>whore comes to your house
>impregnate her
>she leaves house the next day
>run
>destroy house
>meet whore again, you meet kid
>its your kid
>hes not a retard unlike you
>have wedding
>whore dies

nope

hint: your best friend is a horse

I feel, user

Fnaf

nope

Amusing, but no

Nope, Here's another hint
>zombie apocalypse

>6 badass players
>loot
>kill
>open alien shit
>kill whatever stands in your way
>loot

ff13?

Ghoul's Forest

>be knight
>unconventionalweapon.jpg
>save friend

Sposed to be games, but Forrest Gump is fucking great.

nosgoth

I'm almost positive there wasn't a forest gump game

What do you mean? "Scariest game in years!" By critics and YouTube's all 'round

It's games not movies

Forest gump THE GAME
in 3D

Nah being in the car is pretty cool

Shadow of the colossus

oh, I know-every single fucking game since around 2000?

Black ops?

wasn't that 15?

You find a space ship and help pay for a hipster's mortgage.