>invited to have dinner with an american family living in Buenos Aires
>"what do you wanna have for dinner?"
>I eat almost exclusively cow so I say "uhm, I don't know, steak?"
>dinner is ready
>stake is raw
>ask if they can cook it properly
>5 minutes later they bring it back
>still raw
>another 5 minutes
>the steak is unironically fucking raw
>at this point I'm getting angry so I think I might as well just eat otherwise things might get lively
>there's no fucking bread
>ask for some
>they don't seem to comprehend such a simple request
>"bread pls"
>someone goes to the kitchen, absolutely perplexed
>comes back with some pre cut sandwich bread
>whatthefuckisthis.daguerreotype
>everyone's drinking coca-cola
>they start eating
>ask if they got their wine confiscated or something
>"there's just coke"
>tell them it's alright and I'll have some orange juce then
>"there's just coke"
>decide to shut up and just eat for the rest of the evening to be polite
>dessert is basically a bag of sugar covered in chocolate
>get diabetes and food poisoning
>spend the rest of the week on the toilet
why is american """culture""" so vile?
