>invited to have dinner with an american family living in Buenos Aires >"what do you wanna have for dinner?" >I eat almost exclusively cow so I say "uhm, I don't know, steak?" >dinner is ready >stake is raw >ask if they can cook it properly >5 minutes later they bring it back >still raw >another 5 minutes >the steak is unironically fucking raw >at this point I'm getting angry so I think I might as well just eat otherwise things might get lively >there's no fucking bread >ask for some >they don't seem to comprehend such a simple request >"bread pls" >someone goes to the kitchen, absolutely perplexed >comes back with some pre cut sandwich bread >whatthefuckisthis.daguerreotype >everyone's drinking coca-cola >they start eating >ask if they got their wine confiscated or something >"there's just coke" >tell them it's alright and I'll have some orange juce then >"there's just coke" >decide to shut up and just eat for the rest of the evening to be polite >dessert is basically a bag of sugar covered in chocolate >get diabetes and food poisoning >spend the rest of the week on the toilet
why is american """culture""" so vile?
Connor Moore
they're already in your country argie, why didn't youself teach those sharts how to cook assado (also, a fried of mine that went to the usa said the coke on their country taste much worse than what's avaliable here in la)
Justin Rogers
>goes to dinner >behaves like a rude fuck dont you have any manners?
Hunter Wright
what was the point of making this up
Thomas Sanchez
wasn't rude at all though
the dialogue is exaggerated and I obviously didn't get diabetes, but it's all true.
Ryder Thompson
Why do argentines burn their steaks
Asher Peterson
so your true story would be
>invited to have dinner with an american family living in buenos aires >i arrived and they their food was delicious >i went home
Samuel Mitchell
Autism
Gavin Hall
no it isn't
Jeremiah Thompson
...
Connor Foster
>diarhgentina
Mason Collins
Anyone who eats steak above medium should be shot (and medium is really a stretch itself).
Bentley Young
>Argentinians like steak thats the color of their skin
Matthew Cruz
>steak is ""raw"" Anything above medium is pleb-tier, you should know this coming from a steak-loving culture.
Jayden Hall
comming from what's possibly the only steak-loving culture, I can tell you that anything that has red in it is not good to eat.
Wyatt Hughes
>possibly the only steak-loving culture >>>/texas/
Christopher Lee
>only steak-loving culture
Even I, as a brit know you have a retarded understanding of food culture.
You can eat raw steak or almos raw steak in some western countries because of the quality of meat and the very rigorous standards that they are required to meet.
Liam Rogers
>only steak-loving culture I believe we are the only one, yes.
>You can eat raw steak or almos raw steak in some western countries because of the quality of meat and the very rigorous standards that they are required to meet. that's not what I meant, and it's not how it works either, you big doofus.
Joseph Fisher
>I asked them to cook it properly >I wasn't rude
Carter Taylor
Well done steak literally is vomit tier.
Anthony Butler
>the steak is unironically fucking raw come on, how could this happen?
Jordan Brown
>Argentina land of a million cows, supplied the world was grade A beef throughout world war II
>Let me teach you about meat
God I hate how my countrymen
Easton Hernandez
>I believe we are the only one, yes.
You really aren't.
>that's not what I meant, and it's not how it works either, you big doofus.
But it is. Because you keep saying "not good to eat" as in not safe to eat.
Lincoln Cooper
come on m8, I obviously didn't phrase it like that, but I did ask her to cook it a bit more.
I understand if you like "medium well" or even "medium" even though that's borderline, but "medium rare" and "rare" are straight up food poisoning and you can't deny this. not to mention it's chewy as fuck, well done is the best by far in all senses.
Grayson Myers
>Be me >Offered to have dinner with an American immigrant family >Demands to have steak, despite the family probably already had plans to make something else >Family comes out with a generous portion able to feed two people, just for me alone >I start autistically screeching at them when they BRING ME A FUCKING MEDIUM RARE CUT >refuse to eat it until the bring me a well done steak >They take back the steak, and hide their offended looks to be polite >I get pissed because I see they also like medium rare to medium steak and demand they cook their steaks too >Bring them back well done >"THIS ISN'T STAKE YOU SHARTS" I yell at the top of my lungs >They bring me back what looks like a charcoal briquet > Much better > I'm done with my water, ask for the special punch mommy makes that makes me not mad > sorry we don't know what that is > Ask for a juice box >they keep from lunging across the table at me >"s-sorry, we don't have that, we typcally go to the store on Tuesday" > I put my fist through the wall and demand I demand SPECIAL BOY PUNCH > wife is crying, I storm out the door > get sick from not having SBP and eating literal ashes >scream DEATH TO AMERICA as I drink my SBP at home and bitch on Sup Forums
Kayden Baker
I agree with the Argentinian. I like well done steaks as well. It's pretty ironic to say this, but eating red steak is quite primitive.
Kevin Ramirez
>bread for dinner So this is what crippling poverty looks like.
Evan Anderson
Some countries have good bread Mohammad
Nathaniel Smith
5 minutes is more than enough to cook there must be some problem with you, or their stove
now not having bread and drinking coca cola is fucking unforgivable though i agree, gas those people
Nicholas Kelly
>You really aren't. I don't think there's any nation/culture that eats at least as much beef as we do
>But it is. Because you keep saying "not good to eat" as in not safe to eat. yeah but I'm not saying it isn't safe in the sense that you might get mad cow's disease or tuberculosis, I'm saying that raw meat is literally poisonous and will give you diarrhea and your guts will hurt for a while.
no, I was having steak, I thought that was clear. you just have bread with your meals, that's how it works.
Jason Morris
you need bread so you can wipe up the whole delicious blood/grease sauce leftover in your plate at the end
Landon Fisher
OP... You are rather making this up or you are as autistic as my greentext states. Your only defensible thing is them bring you pre sliced wonderbread.
Jace King
>Argenkek >he thinks he knows about meat HAHAHA >we singlehandedly fed brit soldiers during WW1 and 2 with corned beef >we fed their country with normal meat >we also fed half the allies(and Nazis) >we are CURRENTLY RIGHT THE FUCK NOW feeding the Falklands >they go and thanks the argies
Well how about you go fuck yourself Nigel,
Elijah Garcia
>he thinks he knows about meat I pointed out that all of those are ok here and I was overdoing it a tiny bit
Cooper Perry
Well you both did, no sense in taking away what the argies did
Jason Murphy
Pretty successful troll
Zachary Brooks
You wouldn't get food poisoning if you didn't live in a 3rd world shit hole you dunce.
Gavin Gray
This ACTUALLY happened. Whoa....
Camden Sanchez
Guys stop bullying Argentina
It's a very nice country
Luke Green
>he eats cockroaches, pigeons and snails
yeah, I'm not taking your opinions seriously.
Matthew Reyes
>He doesn't eat pidgeons What sort of pleb are you ? Do you hate the UK that much ?
Carson Carter
what do you have red skin?
Connor Gonzalez
raw meat is for monkeys. Eat like a fucking human
Hunter Cook
>be American >have the freedom to either get shot or shart in mart
Ahahahaha
Jordan Sullivan
No thanks. I'll just have another steak.
Luis Robinson
?? it's not about feeding yourself it's about eating the delicious sauce if it was about feeding yourself you'd just eat raw pasta every day
Logan Bell
why do you need bread with your steak??
Ethan Evans
In the Netherlands the vegetables are the main dish. Potatoes/rice/meat/fish are things at the side.
And bread is something for lunch or breakfast.
Alexander Gomez
But the OP is a typical argie asshole as I imagine them
Ethan James
and taht's the reason why no one ever praises your cuisine the only thing we know is the herring
Daniel Morris
That's why you guys are manlets.
Ryder Kelly
similar here. bread is for sandwiches. but we have mostly crappy bread and we don't care much about it.
Austin Thomas
Did you pay for the dinner? If not, Just STFU and KYS
Evan Myers
i'd rather be a manlet than spend my whole life eating tasteless shit
Asher Cruz
Vegetables come in all flavours. Steak not so much.
Cameron Hall
It's used as a side dish to spoonge up the sauce/grease/blood that comes with most. It's just cultural tho. French people just really like bread. Stop being so butthurt, if you think French cuisine is reknowned because we eat a baguette a day you're not only an idiot, but a self fellating one on top of that.
Grayson King
HAHAHA DUTCHFAGS BTFO It shouldn'be even be called Nederland anymore, what about FAGGOTLAND? OT BTFO'DLAND? Hhaha what a fucking stupid country and their language is monkeyish too OOK EEK EOOKK van niggelroy
lol
Isaiah Garcia
>be american >eat your meat when it's still alive
Jackson Hughes
How did the entire Argies eating burnt meat meme even start?
Don't Italians usually eat shit quite rare too?
Connor Clark
>being this butthurt about having to eat bread with flavoured water three times a day
Aaron Wright
what ? of course steak comes in many flavours not only the piece of meat but also the type of animal as well as the cooking and if you put herbs or onions or something with it and last but not least, the sauce
what did i even say that was butthurt ? what did i even say about the baguette ? stop assaulting people like that for no reason you crazy person
William Rivera
You are obviously butthurt you imbecile. One that can't comprehend that people have different culinary culture than your own.
Matthew Myers
Yes I see your point. The main difference is your bread is actually good so you can enjoy it almost as a separate kind of food. Here it is mostly something that holds your cheese and sausage together.
Anthony Price
We should make a cuisine thread desu.
I always wondered with many dishes if other Europeans (other than belgians) eat it as well.
Charles Gray
no i'm not you are fucking crazy this person doesn't know that we wipe the sauce with bread and i simply explain it to him
and now all of a sudden you come in like "stop it you are disrespecting his culture blah blah blah" WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK how is this any of your business and why are you so dramatic ? also he is dutch not aboriginal i'm pretty sure he doesn't need any of your contemptuous, patronizing, help like this
Ryan Hernandez
>an obvious bait thread where everyone is arguing with each other
>France surrenders and starts arguing between themselves
Pottery
Benjamin Collins
>he thinks pigeons and snails taste bad holy shit you are a fucking pleb
Benjamin Collins
Dutch people don't have feelings anyway.
Who here eats their Brussels sprouts?
Aiden Baker
as a kid I hated brussels sprouts, now I love them
Brody Young
I'm vegetarian, fuck meat.
Adrian Evans
nah, you're just a subhuman. all of those things ar on par with living in a ditch and eating worms (which now that I think about it, you probably do, kek)
Luke Sanchez
Occasionally yes. Cooked in a kinda milky/creamy concoction.
Michael Howard
Witloof wrapped in ham and cheese.
Jeremiah Martin
We should but you guys get triggered so easily it is funny. The two french anons get it going over bread lmao
Jacob Hernandez
Cauliflower out of the oven with meat on the bottom. Grated cheese on top. I have no idea where this is from, but that's what a lot of people here eat at home.
Josiah Morales
>cut
Owen Myers
They weren't used to cooking on the only heat source in their authentic Argentinian home.
Nicholas Miller
They're my favorite vegetable. Usually just have them roasted with olive oil, salt, and pepper. Lately I've been mixing them with asparagus, carrots, parsnips, broccoli, and zucchini; and adding garlic, onion, and chili powders, thyme, paprika, and turmeric.
Fucking delicious.
>tfw you check/turn the veggies half-way through and pick out and eat all the crispy sprout leaf "chips"
Jonathan White
r8 my st8k
Brayden Gutierrez
Maybe they were perplexed because you were in their place and behaved rude as shit.
Thomas Evans
Do Argentines eat their well done steaks with ketchup?
Jonathan Lee
yeah, please teach me, how many family member should I have killed to not seem rude?
no wtf
Bentley Bailey
OP was this your steak?
Christopher Young
*you're an steak
Isaiah Young
??? No wonder you behave like an autist when someone invites you to dinner.
Lincoln Long
Should've asked for well done you idiot.
Zachary Perry
>I understand if you like "medium well" or even "medium" even though that's borderline, but "medium rare" and "rare" are straight up food poisoning and you can't deny this.
Yeah, you can. Medium rare and rare are both perfectly fine. If you like well done steak, then that's fine, but don't act like medium rare and rare are "raw".
Wyatt Davis
I can't believe they invited him to dinner in the first place, he seems like a complete jackass.
Daniel Gonzalez
argentina pls adopt
Ryder Powell
>You wouldn't get food poisoning if you didn't live in a 3rd world shit hole you dunce. qft
Joseph Cook
yeah when you say "bread" here most people think of this shit
Logan Torres
absolutely patrician tier
Eli Rivera
By "Raw", The steak was charred. Some people can't do medium rare, they want it fucking a coal looking piece of meat.
I prefer medium rare.
Thomas Taylor
i fuck your mom's meat
Mason Roberts
You have to watch out for tons of parasites in third world countries, if you don't cook your food well, you WILL get infected. And yes, including Argentina. There is a huge problem with Toxoplasma gondii even in first world countries because you don't cook your meat, though, it is just that it rarely does something to the human hosts so nobody cares.
Camden Torres
Stop eating burnt steaks, you uncultured fuck.
Nathaniel Foster
Where I live, the medium rare one is considered rare. The other two are undercooked.
Elijah Sanders
>He doesn't like raw meat Remove yourself from the premises
Isaac Thomas
Hey hey hey
We shouldn't bag on Argentina in this thread. Even though they may cook their meat in a plebeian way, they're the most similar to >USA >Canada >Australia >Spain >New Zealand
In terms of being carnivores.
Adam Cruz
Yeah there was some story recently about hundreds of pork tamales being seized at the border because the meat itself couldn't be verified as being up to USDA standards.
Chicanos proceeded to lose their shit in the comment section about how the US was oppressing their heritage or whatever.